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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" |
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I can't tell if this is the beginning of a joke or a fable but it appears to be missing the punchline or ending, respectively. Unless the monkey was later in a different tree away from the lake but thought he was in the same tree by the lake and that the crocodile drank all the lakes water. Or the crocodile, being aquatic, was oppositely affected by drinking water and fell into land instead of into water. |
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no the punchline is he thinks the crocodile is the lizard after drinking lots of water (ie swoollen and bigger) |
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I laughed. I anticipated the monkey being taken advantage of by the crocodile. |
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Yeah, thats pretty good. But it kinda needs to be told not read. |
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it kind of needs myself to be smoking joints |
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It's funny because it involves drug use. |
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haha |
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if i was a crocodile i would eat the stoned lizard. |
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id eat the monkey "monkey hash cakes" |
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