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maybe I just need someone to beat the shit out of me? All in agreement? great. |
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Arrogance is good when it's justified. |
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confidence is good, but being a prick is annoying, and where to draw the line? I've been really dismissive lately.. really fucking retarded. pretentious. |
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ahahaha look at those sentences! If I can be arrogant, a squirrel can be a monkey (ummm |
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"You see, I deal only in facts, thats why I'm such a cocky bastard" - bill hicks |
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I'm a massive tit on a global scale so I can't really.... offer any advice save, if in doubt, try not to mouth off, unless you're 100% you're right. And even then think, "Will this bite me in the arse come 9:00 tomorrow morning?" |
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well, but let's say someone (hypothetical) was always right and made it known to everyone--dickhead. The three smartest people I have met in my whole life are very nice. OK that's not true, I know another who is a big dick, shit. It just adds lots of friction to life. There's a level of aggression which is good, but I'm way past that point, just pissing people off and making it miserable for everyone. OH SHIT THIS ISN'T LIVEJOURNAL?!?!! oh ahhaah it is something equivalent, excellent (oh shit I just made a pretentious comment without even noticing I was stepping into a trap--see?) |
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I had better be careful, phobia may 'cure' my arrogance on here with a ban. |
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Pffffffffff, well, as Morrissey said "hold onto your friends", apart from that, fell free to piss off any other fucking twat, they deserve it, more than likely. |
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Be carefull to disreguard too easily. The only people who really deserve a good shit kicking are people who post in here more than 5X a day. |
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hmm well I piss on everyone =( and I'm doing it to people that don't deserve it =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( <<-------------gay |
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You mean me, don't you? Well that's fine, I know, I deserve a thorough battering, FUCK ME! |
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ohhhhhh no this is getting ugly. there's a hot girl in one of my programming courses. I realized this while not in the room, so it's most certainly an entirely false fantasy. By the time I walk into the room tuesday, I'll probably imagine her to be some super-goddess-wonder-plaything. Of course too wussy to walk up and shackle her. |
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Ok I have a strategy. I'm going to walk up to her and say 'is that a breast?!', and I've won her over. the end. |
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horsefactory, what part of you manufactures the horse penises? I can impress her with one of those. |
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I'm not a woman, I've had a doctor confirm this, but I can say that the line "'is that a breast?!'" just isn't going to work. |
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FUCK plan b... plan B!!! plan ... ?!? =((( ummm ... =( |
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How do you get rid of the guilt of feeling goood about yourself? Why is there guilt involved? I think there's only guilt if you are judging yourself better than other people. If you want to feel good about yourself, by your own standards, what do you base these standards off of if you're not comparing yourself to other people? It's hard for me. |
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yeah, that's a bitch. I had a really unpleasant argument with a friend once where he pointed out that no matter how I represent my internal appraisal of things, there's always some external comparison going on. sucks. I mean even if you try just to focus on your own stuff and do 'well' by studying weaknesses in your own constructions, you still live in the world, see what others are doing, and automatically correlate that to what you are doing in some way.. bah |
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I can prolly help him feel like shit about himself. Not in the obvious "bringing other people down to feel better about himself kinda way." I'd prolly bring up the fact that I have a great girlfriend, and he is prolly masterbating right now, thinking about a girl in his class that prolly only has one breast. Then I would bring up that he is going to school for programming. Then I would bring up the fact that he is comming HERE to bring people down so he could feel better about himself. I am a master at putting people in their place. That is why I do so well in my job. "your homeless? I am sorry sir, you are going to have to panhandle outside in the pouring rain." |
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well unfortunately in this circumstance you only sufficed to make yourself look like an idiot, so I'll have to take a raincheck on the claim. |
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This is excellent. I knew my oblique way of creating another egotistical 'insult me' thread would work. YES |
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Do you also apologize to him for incorrect grammar? |
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Naw... I wasn't actually doing it. I was just providing an example of what I could do. |
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No. I just justify that with dyslexia. No need to kick a man in his woulded leg... |
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well you were bragging about having a girlfriend (wow) and making random assumptions, and spent a pretty big post on it. Not to mention an arrogant implication of being capable of putting people in their place. |
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You, sir, are past your five post per day quota. Please note you now really deserve a good 'shit kicking'. |
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hey mapp, do you still smoke? I quit a month ago, but still want to start up again, though I only smoked (on and off!) for a year =( |
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ok I have to change this avatar, I can't fucking take it |
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That wasn't a big post. I have a girlfriend thats great. I think that is a good thing. I compliment her every chance I get, even if she doesn't read it. I am masterfull at putting people in their place. Better in person that on the internet. Usually it only works with people who take themselves seriously though, so it prolly wouldn't work for you. |
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I was definitely quite for about 2 months. I then smoked a pack a couple of weekends due to drinking sessions. Uh, now I smoke about a pack per week. Bleh, oh well. I'm just a bit stressed with all these work hours, etc. |
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Yeah I had three huge assignments two weekends ago (sorry I know the school talk is boring for someone who isn't in school), and was really dying for one. what sucks is I turned cigarettes into rewards and timekeepers--I would work a few hours, go have one. work a few hours, then another. etc. oh well. ever since them I am constantly craving things; food, candy.. distractions. It's really miserable. |
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is your avatar changed yet? I'm still seeing ugly. I wish a girl would walk up to me and say "is that a penis?" I would laugh and laugh, then we would make love for 10 hours straight. |
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yeah sorry I looked over like two billion images and hated them all, I'll make something later tonight. temporarily distracted elsewhere. yeah I wish it would work (uh, the breast thing( uh, I mean)( ()(uh). |
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You can always say "U know, from this angle, it doesn't really look like you have that much of an adams apple." |
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The more "blah" I hear from Canadiens the more I understand why they are ostracized from global society. Though I did enjoy an episode of "Blue Murder" last night when i was in an Apart-Hotel. But if I read anyone else saying "prolly", which even almighty Phobia does, I'll go potty. |
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OK GREAT that's my plan B. thanks! |
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K there's a party here now and i'm drinking brandy and totti's, l8ta moasurb8tas ('im drunk) |
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Are you a good cook? Were the internet cooler, I could send you a dollar right now, and you could teleport me something delicious. as it stands, we'll just have to attach images of people shitting (or something). whoa, what? |
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I just make: Chilli on carne that's it. And you're a veggie, i think, so you're goin to turn your nose up at my hot meat fest. Unless i've got the wrong end of the stick, AGAIN. |
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hahahahaha chile con carne sounds pretty glorious. Jeroen just emailed me these two links; god damn japan is a mess: |
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chilli con carne is my favourite food |
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hahaha! This must be the same guy who does masamania? I strongly recommend reading his report on "Dog Legs", Japanese handicapped pro-wrestling, , if you haven't already. |
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Why do none of your links work, what have you guys done to the ? |
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yeah it seems like the same style as masa, and it's 'affiliated'.. I haven't seen the dog one because the fucker is so laggy lately! I will load the page and report back in 10 minutes when it loads, thanks =P |
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oh shit it's going quickly! I'm fiddling with something, I'll check it in a minute. |
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That site rocks!!! I have already sent the links to 500 people. |
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ugh no way. masamania rules though. |
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yeah the pictures are awesome; I'll read the text in a bit; he's usually pretty funny, so.. |
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damn; pretty messed up having crippled father beaten by healthy son. It's weird that huge crowds of brutish looking americans crowd staged wrestling matches, and the japanese audience for a bunch of cripples beating the shit out of each other looks pretty normal. sleeptime |
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