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offline sneakattack on 2005-02-01 00:21 [#01483795]
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Just answer the question. For example: A camel on its
foremost hump.

A dolphin's flank
squid's eye
cow's udder (not really!)
human's crotch (my own subspecies)
sloth's paws
crocodile's maw

CLOSE THIS THREADOHHHDOGGGGDJ



 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-01 00:28 [#01483799]
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SUCKING DICK = PERMANENT BAN, SERIOUSLY


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2005-02-01 00:34 [#01483804]
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bear's nose


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-01 00:52 [#01483808]
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i was going to say that, except about a shark.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-02-01 00:55 [#01483809]
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Underbelly


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 00:59 [#01483810]
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the *beep*


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-01 00:59 [#01483811]
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kangaroo's pouch
giraffe's neck
baboon's ass
bee's wings
rhino's taint
sperm whale's blowhole
duckbilled platypus' bill
nematode's nematode
turkey's scrotum sack hanging from the gullet

that pretty much sums up every animal you can punch



 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:02 [#01483817]
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the cog


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:04 [#01483818]
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humans shit-hole

hitlers wild sex escapdes

pauline transvinno's famos bleeding rectum


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-01 01:07 [#01483821]
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after re-reading my list, it became evident to me that I in
fact want to punch every one of those animals, with the
exception of the duckbilled platypus as they are too darn
bizarre and cute.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-01 01:10 [#01483825]
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whaleshark's gills
bald eagle's bald head
wolf's kidney
pig's tail



 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:11 [#01483826]
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a pig must be cumed in to give the 6 year old children the
ripe porky flavor


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-01 01:12 [#01483828]
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just when I thought this thread couldn't get any stranger...


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:13 [#01483831]
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dick cream is back


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:14 [#01483833]
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fuck here it is, DICK CREAM YAY


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-02-01 01:21 [#01483837]
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big dugs should be punched everywhere, gently.
small dugs should be punched in their asses, but because
their ass is 99% of their body, small dugs can be punched
almost everywhere, but gently, or their bones will break a
little.

punchin a kitten is funny, recommended place to punch a
kitten is its sides, left and right.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 01:23 [#01483839]
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i agree dugs are pricks but we must come to the conclusion
that bullets remain in the skull people


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-02-01 01:36 [#01483846]
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you start stupid threads when you don't sleep.

IEZERIRIR!!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-02-01 01:38 [#01483851]
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homo sneakattackius, in any of his 37 vaginas.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-02-01 02:35 [#01483923]
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i hate you.

i fucking hate you



 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 02:43 [#01483933]
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hehe yo...


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-02-01 03:04 [#01483945]
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this thread was awesome, until wrongbutts posted here.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-01 03:29 [#01483952]
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i know lets form a WPA group

Where to Punch a Animal group

i will be a founder and king and while i sit in my huge pure
herion gold chair everyone must give me a blowjob


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-02 00:15 [#01484756]
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bump


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-02 04:48 [#01484813]
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squirrel's nuts
mosquito's face
koala's face
panda's face
worm's face
doctor's stethoscope
deer's antlers
rat's hair


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-02 05:19 [#01484820]
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Feasant's hat


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-02 05:24 [#01484822]
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FUCK MORE CHEESE MEANS MORE FUCKING, I NEED MORE TRIANGLES
TO EAT MY FUCKING HUNTING JUNT


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-02 05:42 [#01484834]
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You remind me of me when I was your age.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-02 06:05 [#01484844]
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you do know i'am don't you, the past of you okay so i just
wanna think that the world is completey free from wanks and
pussy-cutes

i'm not being rude but am i a young punk thinking he's funny
and that i'm creative and funny.

well sorry sir but no that's not me, i'm not a orgetyiopty,
i'm just a fucker see my picture, i'm kunting-Wallis


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-02 06:10 [#01484848]
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I know. It's a difficult time.

Add to the list:

Pope's pussy.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-02 06:14 [#01484849]
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Bullfinch' iris


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-02-02 06:19 [#01484851]
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fishes' scales


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-02 07:31 [#01484908]
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Restaurant's salad bar
Flower's stamen
Carmen Miranda's fruit basket
Stir Fry's broccoli

this has been the vegan edition of where to punch an animal

thank you and god bless


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-02 07:36 [#01484918]
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PUNCH THIS ANIMAL RIGHT IN THE NECK!


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offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-02-02 08:27 [#01484971]
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groundhogs belly


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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-02 08:32 [#01484979]
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i was walking down the street recently and a felt a squelch
under my foot, and looked down to discover there was a dog
lying down outside a store, and i had accidentally stepped
on it's testicles. i felt really bad for the dog, but i
couldnt lift my foot up because the dog would bite me, so i
had to just stand on its testicles for five or so minutes
until the dog's owners came out of the store.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-02-02 08:40 [#01484987]
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funny. but is it true? is it real story?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-02 08:52 [#01484995]
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yes.

only instead of the street, it was on the beach. and instead
of a dog, it was jimmy carr, sunbathing. and it wasnt an
accident.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-02 09:03 [#01485005]
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hahahah... flower's stamen..

this thread = fav +

keep it going!



 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-02-02 10:55 [#01485124]
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otelcogopods --> play button
autechres --> stop button


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-02 11:22 [#01485154]
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I understand that certain creatures may be punched in the
labanza to great comic effect.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-02 13:57 [#01485315]
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cow's ribs
indian chieftan's headdress
student's books
printer's colour ink cartridge
iceberg's tip
earth's hole in the ozone layer
man's cunt
chimpanzee's cigarette
japanese man's high tech gadget


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-02 14:00 [#01485318]
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hobbes


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-02 14:01 [#01485319]
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you should punch an animal in the zoo.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-02 14:10 [#01485324]
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anaimals dont live in zoos haha what a moron


 

offline Lord Of Days from United States on 2005-02-02 16:07 [#01485393]
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Mary-Jane keeps me sane....


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-02 16:20 [#01485412]
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go ahead, pretend like you don't punch animals.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-02 16:21 [#01485413]
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frog's cloaca
basset hound's toenails


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-02-02 16:47 [#01485439]
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only cause i'm human DJ, but this place getts quite boring
and i just felt to have some fun, FOR ME, and if you want
for you as well


 


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