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To show how much my company appreciates me for just the month of January, I was givin a terrible tasting store-bought cookie with pink icing and sprinkles. I cant wait till next month. corporations blow. |
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You're lucky they didn't fire you when accidentally divulged the fact that you are unable to operate a furniture dolly without maiming yourself. Was you wasn't it? So shut up and eat your cookie. |
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how bloody ungrateful! i bet you still ate it though... |
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haha they are fucking lucky i didn't sue the shit outta them! You should have seen all the people that came by to check on me to make sure I wasn't dying. I traded my cookie for a slightly more tolerable chocholate chip one. |
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Even in America, I don't think you would have a case. It is because of people like you that all the teeter-totters were removed from playgrounds and coffee cups have to be labled "WARNING: CONTAINS HOT BEVERAGE." and shampoo bottles have to be labled as "Not Edible" It's not like you were operating a real machine even! It's a fucking lever with wheels! Careful you don't choke on your cookie! |
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Actually things are so absurd here, I really could get my case in court. Its simple really. What I was doing that day was not part of my normal job, I wasn't trained on how to properly operate a dolly or load it with these extremely heavy boxes. I could have said I suffered much trauma and emotional stress because of it. But I'm not a prick (despite what everyone thinks of me) it was just an accident and I'm not that much of an asshole to go suing for millions (even though the company can easily afford to give away a couple billion dollars and still be in business. I might have reconsidered suing if something really bad happened to me, like some sort of permament damage or whatever. Even if i did cause it myself, the way I see it is that it never would have happened if I didn't have to work at the shitty place to begin with. Like I said, if it was something more than a nasty bump, I'm gonna take advantage of not ever having to work another goddamn day in my miserable life. Poop. |
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Trained to operate a dolly? Come now... Anyway I will stop harassing you about it now that I'm home with a stiff drink and can more easily deal with the folly of others... By the way, did you see the new fed opinion on canine search and seizure? They no loger even need to pretend probable cause to call in a sniffer. In fact they can run them by cars parked on the street. So get all those roaches out of your ashtray... |
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i dont keep stuff in my car. but seriously, you wouldn't believe all the stupid technicalities and ridiculous claims you can make. Its insane. Think about it, women can sue you for sexual harassment if you look at them the wrong way. |
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I could have half the old bags in my office up on charges, but I just smile at their innuendo and go on my merry way though I do die a little inside each time. |
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hahahah |
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I went to drop of an application and resume the other day at an interweb tech support company and my zany friend wanted to tag along and do the same. We came up to the front door and it was locked, reception was closed for the day. A guy walks buy who introduced himself as a human resources manager and offered to take our applications and resumes. It was great. But as he was walking away my friend says "Now watch him go inside and change into a janitors outfit". I instantly cringed because I knew the human resources guy could hear it. So it is safe to say he probably wont be calling me about the job. |
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lolz, you're friend is teh suck/cool |
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I berated him because he is my sempai. |
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Im sure your resume is now his ass-paper. Go alone next time. |
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