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offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-28 08:55 [#01478978]
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i cant cook on an oven for beans, but i am a master on the
grill and i can fry like a king - how about you?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-01-28 08:56 [#01478980]
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no


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-01-28 08:57 [#01478981]
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yes


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 08:57 [#01478982]
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Yeah i would say that my skills are pretty damned good.

The grill = 10/10 easily. My dad started me with grilling
since i was 7 or 8. I hope we get a smoker.

Frying shit = 10/10

creativity = 8/10

taste = 8/10



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-28 08:58 [#01478983]
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are you the Iron Chef Panda?


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-01-28 08:58 [#01478984]
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My mommy won't let me near the stove because I always start
fires.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-28 09:01 [#01478992]
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i am terrible at baking and following a recipe, but i love
marinating and grilling steaks and burgers - over the past
two summers i have become a grill master
btw i am making some breakfast right now.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-01-28 09:02 [#01478998]
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i'm not bad at cooking. not a professional kitchen-wizard,
just like what I cook for myself and don't feel ashamed to
cook smth for friends.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-01-28 09:05 [#01479002]
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I'm pretty good at cooking, I think... I can make just about
anything, and at least people SAY they like it, and they
always eat it...

I'm very good with meat, I think...

oh.. and... Title joke: Have you a good cock?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-01-28 09:06 [#01479005]
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yes. i love cooking. i hate baking though. fuck that
artificial crap crap.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-28 09:07 [#01479006]
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my wife seems to think so...but ive had no other practice in
about 5 years.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:08 [#01479009]
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I fucking dont like baking.

Grilling = the best!

:D


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-01-28 09:09 [#01479012]
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:)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-28 09:11 [#01479020]
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why would anyone not like baked goods? what have they ever
done to you?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:16 [#01479031]
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:D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-28 09:20 [#01479043]
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yes, the things that i know how to cook, i can cook well.

and also, grilling is in fact the best.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:20 [#01479045]
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Grilling deserves its own thread!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-01-28 09:28 [#01479060]
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Yep im a great cook. Not much of a baker .
I mostly do healthy stuff.

I hate bringing something "advanced" to work for my lunch
tho.
Like today i had a tomato sallad with cashew nuts and on top
lots of Tandorri Chicken and tsatsiki and a slice of lime.
People get all amazed and shit and start asking stuff like
"did you do that all by yourself" like it was rocket
science or something! and they all gather around and watch
when i eat like they where at the zoo or something. I hate
when people are watching you eat , its annoying!
Also they are all amazed at how often and much i eat and
make jokes about it while eating their chocolate bars with a
cup of coffe and later in the day they complain about
headache and how tired they are and stuff. Yes how strange
WE ARE MAILMEN!! we run and bicycle like motherfuckers all
day everyday . They can't understand how i am twice as fast
as them at delivering and why i don't gain any weight.

Oops , want a rant this becamme !?!?!
Oh fuck it...*hits reply*



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-28 09:28 [#01479061]
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despite working in a kitchen and running a restruant, i
cannot cook.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-01-28 09:29 [#01479063]
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haha!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:30 [#01479068]
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That statement created a genuine "lol"!

:D


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-28 09:32 [#01479074]
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i'm a master at pre-heating the oven.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-28 09:35 [#01479081]
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heh, its pretty awful innit. i tried to boil potatoes the
other day with the skin on, like you canwith new potatoes,
but the skin fell off and they were all smushy and covered
in eyes and bruises, and then i went to mash it and put so
much milk in it was like rice pudding, but with potatoes.
and it was shite. my pie was nice but that came out a tin.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:36 [#01479084]
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created


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-28 09:39 [#01479091]
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Yes, I'm good at a few dishes (mainly curries), passable at
most and good at bbqs, especially Cheeseburgers (ask Jedi
Chris/exxalion/Funkmaster).


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-01-28 09:39 [#01479092]
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you are a confused panda.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 09:41 [#01479096]
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No! what? wait.... what?

:D

How so?

:p


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-01-28 09:49 [#01479105]
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"created"

You seemed to correct an invinsible spelling error ??. =)

"you are a confused panda. "

That is btw a very good line to use if you are hypnotising
someone.
Always remember that.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-01-28 09:58 [#01479112]
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i'm making chicken ticka masala with nan-bread and rise just
now. but i'm not a very good cook. hate to make food, and
prefer to order or get it served by someone.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-28 10:12 [#01479123]
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:D

It was a followup to me saying that someone should create a
thread about grilling. So i created it and followed myself
up with that :)

I do think that is a splendid pick up line! :D Perfect


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-01-28 11:53 [#01479303]
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HAHAHA


 

offline pf from Finland on 2005-01-28 12:00 [#01479317]
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don't eat rice, it's too cheap!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-01-28 12:03 [#01479322]
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"turd"


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-01-28 12:10 [#01479336]
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competant enough not to die of starvation


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-01-28 12:29 [#01479362]
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i can make pot noodles and sometimes go extra insane and put
soy sauce in there as well.


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2005-01-28 13:01 [#01479413]
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yes, cooking is fun and if you do a good job you get to
enjoy the results.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-01-28 13:23 [#01479441]
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yes


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-01-28 13:31 [#01479453]
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I used to be able to cook, then my girlfriend moved in and
she is steadfastly against anything involving flavor or
vegetables so I eat whatever pasta blandness she boils up.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2005-01-28 22:56 [#01480166]
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yes, yes I am.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-01-28 23:00 [#01480170]
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I am a good cook and baker. I have worked in many
restaurants.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-28 23:18 [#01480184]
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you rebel! :D


 

offline PussyWagon from Yeah,I have pink hair! (Russia) on 2005-01-28 23:23 [#01480187]
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yeah,I am nice in make candy! <3

yummmmm...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-01-28 23:23 [#01480188]
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i cooked some eggs half an hour ago. put them on bread and
squirted Le Ketchup on them for that extra magic flavour :D

i can heat up sausages, noodles. fry hamburgers and put
stuff in the microwave.

i would say i am a grade A++ cook. would cook again.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-29 01:03 [#01480205]
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I know many vegan recipes. If you're looking for recipes
involving lentils, olives, chick peas, hummus, pita, and all
that sorta shit, I can hook you up with some wicked dishes
that will defeat even the most resiliant of recipe masters.


 

offline mimi on 2005-01-29 01:09 [#01480209]
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i am passable, but i just don't have the energy for it. i
like the cooking itself, but FUCK cleaning up afterwards.
if i had a servant or something i might be able to get into
it more, but...

anyways, i like making pasta dishes a lot, like with
eggplant, mmm. also, i like to make squash.

doing the dishes just zaps all the fun out of it, i think.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-29 01:10 [#01480210]
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The trick is to wash them immediately after using them so
that they don't pile up.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-29 01:10 [#01480211]
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I make some mean sandwiches.

mimi, it's fun figuring out which half is posting.


 

offline mimi on 2005-01-29 01:12 [#01480212]
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which one do you think i am?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-29 01:16 [#01480218]
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Are you a schizo?


 

offline mimi on 2005-01-29 01:19 [#01480219]
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haha, no, about 99.99999 percent of all my posts are me.
but my boyfriend, rather than log on under his name to post,
will just use mine. you'll know it's him by the poor
spelling :)


 


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