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happy cycling
from berlin on 2005-01-21 02:04 [#01469483]
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An easy format for procrastination confessionals. This should be pinned. I will go first:
What should you be doing? Composing a short paper for a morning class tomorrow.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing the inevitable?
Creating worthless threads of dubious hilarity as a way of self-flagellation.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing?
8/10. I will most likely get away with it this time, causing no long-term damage.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what kind of porn fetish would it be?
Interracial gang-bangs.
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optimus prime
on 2005-01-21 02:07 [#01469486]
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Are you going to sleep? Yeah.
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2005-01-21 02:08 [#01469488]
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Of course!! the essential question.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-01-21 02:13 [#01469489]
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new word for me, thanks.
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2005-01-21 02:17 [#01469491]
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i've seen that flash thing before -- what is it, again?
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-01-21 02:21 [#01469493]
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http://www.wordcount.org/main.php
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-21 03:17 [#01469567]
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What should you be doing? Rewriting scenes for a play that is due next monday.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing
the inevitable? Posting crap. Gettin' myself a brand-spankin' new Rowlf Harris 'tar.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing? what.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what
kind of porn fetish would it be? creampie, but tastefully filmed.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-01-21 03:23 [#01469572]
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What should you be doing? working, doing some calculations.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing the inevitable? eating an apple.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing? i'd say very.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what kind of porn fetish would it be? it doesn't really fall into the fetish chategory.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-01-21 03:24 [#01469575]
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What should you be doing?
Sleeping, it's 6:20AM and I was going to go job hunting one of these days. I'm in no hurry though, so the answer is ''nothing really''.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing
the inevitable?
Posting on a couple of messageboards, downloading a .zip file full of NES manual scans in .PDF format, and listening to Minimal Compact.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing?
It's 6:21AM so I lost track of what was being said somewhere in the middle there.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what
kind of porn fetish would it be?
Urethral insertion. I would be ramming a lipstick-sized vibrator down my cock.
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2005-01-21 04:18 [#01469643]
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I have a friend, writing a master about procastination among master-writing-students. She has been working on it for five years or something. It's so ironic, I don't know wether to laugh or cry.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-01-21 04:22 [#01469646]
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haha nice one. what better way is there to get the idea that to live it out yourself...
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-01-21 04:25 [#01469648]
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dunno why this always happen but i almost always write that instead of than.
same with tim hecker...i often just wrote time hecker, although it looks like i've finally managed to leave out that e.
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2005-01-21 04:25 [#01469649]
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Yeah. But it's so sad. She is really a journalist, but couldn't handle the deadlines. She never can get anything done, or meet up at appointments at the right time. She's been studying for ages (she's 45 now), and I find it very hard to think of a job, where she will fit in.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-01-21 04:28 [#01469650]
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that sucks yeah, but i can totally relate, because i never get anything done in time either. i mean i always put everything aside untill the last possible minute. it drives me crazy but im always doing that..
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-01-21 05:18 [#01469673]
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I approve, and I think it's a timely reminder to do stuff.
What should you be doing? Should be putting together a sales pitch presentation.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing
the inevitable? Looking for threads about Analord I've not rattled off in yet.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing? 8/10. If I don't look lively by at least the end of this month, I think I can say goodbye to any future as a lightweight designer/multimedia developer. Which is so 1997 anyway.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what
kind of porn fetish would it be? Glassed, frosted facials.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-21 05:27 [#01469681]
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"Should be putting together a sales pitch presentation."
that sounds absolutely dreadful..!
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-01-21 05:36 [#01469692]
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Well exactly. That there, I dare say, is the root of my prolonged procrastination.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-21 05:42 [#01469707]
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I have had to do scenario-pitches at school. I absolutely hate it, trying "to sell the story". it's no fun, just shit.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-01-21 05:47 [#01469717]
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What should you be doing? working - designing a website, creating some banners, drawing what a stupid flash demo about putting images on a t-shirt should look like.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing the inevitable?
Reading a book, drinking tea, reading and posting here, drumming on a bucket found in the kitchen.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing? Job sucks. I think i'm underpayed for what the boss demands, and he is becoming closer to absolute stupidity as time passes by. So, regarding all that, I think it's better to do what I want than what he wants. Anyway, I will do his tasks sooner or later.
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what kind of porn fetish would it be?
Maybe movies, with not hardcore porn.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2005-01-21 05:54 [#01469724]
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What should you be doing? -Reading some book.
What are you doing, other than pathologically postponing the inevitable? -im surfing on the net. Listening to music.
How obscenely moronic and neurotic is it of you to mournfully contemplate your situation rather than simply doing what you should be doing? -what?
Finally, if your procrastination was a porn fetish, what kind of porn fetish would it be? -amateur. i guess
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