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This thread is aaaall about the amazing turtle named Herbert. He is a turtle that goes by the name Herbert and his name is herbert. Here is is folks. Say "HIIIIII HEEEEBEEERT!" Herbert says "Hi!". |
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One thing that Herbert LOVES to do is dance! Here is one of Herbert's favorite dance moves. It is called the "Herbert egyption turtle". You can practice this at home but always BE SAFE when dancing. |
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Herbert says: "Please kill me!" Ahhhh ha ha ha... silly Herbert. |
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Once I met Herbert near the trolly. He was sitting on the bench waiting for the four o'clock, eating a custard sandwitch to pass the time. I sat down next to herbert and said, "Hi". Herbert smiled and finished chewing his current bite before replying with, "Hello there!". We talked about that time when we were both riding ponys through the forest. Herbert informed me that it wasn't a happy memory for him because he fell of his pony and developed a spat of cerebral palsy. |
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I like herbert. He is friends with Manfred the cactus and Herschel the scientific calculator. They have sex picnics on the roof and Santa Claus likes to film it and sell the tapes to Ian Loll. |
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Sometimes when I see Herbert I just..... I just get so horny |
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Herberts favorite thing in the whole wide world is his shoes! They were a gift from his mother. Her name is Thumbalina. They are fine shoes and his lucky dancing shoes. |
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Wow.. ! Herbert is a celebrity but he is really down to earth. I wish I could have actually met him... man... |
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Hebert's favorite activity was showing his "Scepter" to his friends. One day this got Herbert in trouble and he was taken downtown and punished severely. Herbert didn't understand why the people cried when his "Scepter" was on display. |
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gracious! |
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American things aren't working. |
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this thread = 6/10 |
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May I kick Herbert in the balls? |
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Herbert's humor, or general goodness if you weren't specifically grading humor, is more subtle... I just find that his amusing anecdotes such as "Hi!" (ha ha ha) and his dancing can really warm me up like a cup of hot cocoa when having a bad day. |
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You may try but only his tail is vulnerable so you won't likely succeed. Being a box turtle, he is protected by a strong shell which is extra strong because he drinks milk every day. Wait, you could strike when he takes off his shell to show his "Scepter" to his friends. |
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man this started out as an XLTronic bedtime story and I thought it would continue, but alas it did not. At least Herbert's good cheer instantly mitigated my disappointment. |
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Hiiii Heeerbeeert! |
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good bye herbert |
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