 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 470 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614201 Today 5 Topics 127548 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Once upon a time there was a man called Wankshot Bebop. He was a happy fellow living a nice and quiet life, fighting crime in a small city in the northern part of Qatar. He had a wife and nineteen kids, and they lived a typical Qatar-suburbian life with a lawnmower and lots of other modern commodities. One day after work, just as Wankshot Bebep had sat down in his chair with a non-alcoholic beverage, he got a call from a man claiming to be his father. Wankshot Bebap walked across the street where his father lived to talk to his father in person instead of over the phone, and when he arrived, his father wasn't there. Instead, a man who still claimed to be his father gave Wankshot Bebip a mobile phone and called him and said "I've got your wife and kids in a secret, undisclosed location in the west part of Wisconsin near some mountains and a crack in the road and a dead armadillo. If you want them back, you'll have to bring me the kneecaps of 'the amazing bastards,' the national croquet team of Qatar and lots and lots of money." Wankshot Bebup became pretty overwhelmed with all of this, but he knew he had to get his wife back. He went back across the street to his house, picked up his kneecap-collection utilities (a comb, seven nails and a roll of toilet-paper), kissed his wife goodbye and set out upon this grand task he had before him. He immediately went to the home of "the amazing bastards," to politely ask them for their kneecaps, but their butler, a rather small and thin-haired man called Hjydl, said that they had taken a plane to the national 45th secret croquet championship in secrettown secretaina. Wankshot Bebyp knew he didn't have the money he needed to get there... How is Wankshot Bebtp going to get the money to go to Secrettown (456 Qatarian Analords)? You choose! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
sell his body to science |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"kissed his wife goodbye" is that a joke? And I think he should donate sperm to raise funds. (yay fun thread) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
that will only earn him 350 Qatarian Analords. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hmm.. I guess I'll take about 5 suggestions (the first 5) and then people can "vote" for a while before the next part comes. also; if people want a change in "storyteller" suggest and/or vote for someone. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
..or maybe I'll just take those two suggestions... Will Wankshot Bebrp 1: sell his body to science 2: sell his sperm ? you decide. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i choose choice 2 - roll 1D10! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I choose 2! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Wankshot Bebwp decided to sell his sperm to raise enough money for his trip to secrettown. He went to "the first national sperm bank of Qatar," where his father used to work. Because of this, he got the WIP room, where there were dolphins. He found his favorite magazine for the act at hand; analord weekly base2, and got down to business. Just before he climaxed, a midget entered the room with a broom, a zoom and a boom. He started sweeping and Wankshot Bebpp came upon him in what resembled Bukkake. Since his sperm had to be intact for him to be able to donate it, Wankshot Bebsp froze the midget in his sock and delivered him at the counter. The people behind the counter thought Wankshot Bebnp had delivered a lump of sperm the size of a midget and gave him a million analords plus a job as a gameshow host around three o' clock. Wanskhot Bebåp took the money and went to the airport where he, on his authority as a police officer of the law of Qatar, made a requisition for tickets for secrettown, secretania. Wankshot Bebhp got on the plane, and had some wine and orange-juice and then the plane took off and landed again and he got off. When Wankshot Beblp arrived in secrettown, everything seemed so new and strange to him, so he decided he'd go look for "the amazing bastards" Where is he going to look? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
what? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
in "amazing bastard" county |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
