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I was thinking..

sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:18 [#01461300]
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..or rather I wasn't. anyway..

they say only dolphins and humans enjoy sex (hyakusen said
that in that random 'did you know' thread hahahaha). How
the fuck do dolphins, um, fuck? fuck.

also, if you could be an insect just for a brief moment,
just for the purpose of trying out sex as that animal, what
would it be? I think I'd be a mammoth spider, I'd satisfy
all members (he said member) of my harem (it's not THAT big)
at once.

sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:19 [#01461305]
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this thread is for horsefactory, that posting-parsimonious
panty-pleasurer.

horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-15 21:22 [#01461309]
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please wait while i load dictionary.com and look up
parsimonious

horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-15 21:23 [#01461310]
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sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:25 [#01461311]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01461310

yeah the other joke was that you are getting 2 mbit
downstream but 1k upstream, your posting frequency these
days makes me cry =((((((

maybe horse factory means you factor horses.. erm, can you
multiply a leg by the sum of laka;lskf;k bored

sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:26 [#01461313]
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there was a sad moment after I realized phobia had enabled
my account when I told him I done a bad thing and he should
delete my 'titfactory' account =((((

tnavelerri on 2005-01-15 21:34 [#01461320]
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Yeah, its meant to be true about dolphins having sex for
pleasure. When they have sex they pretty much just bang up
against each other for a brief moment. Blink and you've
missed it.
I guess since dolphins have sex for pleasure, I'd try being
a dolphin, but I can imagine female dolphins complaining
about how quick all the males are.
Which is not unlike some women today.

sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:36 [#01461322]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to tnavelerri: #01461320

hahaha so that stupid shit they do in sea world, running
around with only their tails in the water, looking like
massive dumbasses--they just want a solid fucking.

x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:36 [#01461323]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01461300

Not just humans and flippers...
Emus as well

x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:36 [#01461324]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01461322

LMAO
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAAAA
"A solid fucking"
that was great!

sneakattack on 2005-01-15 21:38 [#01461326]
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whoa those ugly things? Must be some strong chemical
causing it.

tnavelerri on 2005-01-15 21:39 [#01461329]
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Emus are pretty rediculous.
Same with platypusses... or platypi.. whatever..

deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 21:42 [#01461332]
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Same with those bonobo chimp-things apparently. Although
it's not really an area i've delved all that deeply into. Or
have much desire to, really.

tnavelerri on 2005-01-15 21:47 [#01461335]
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you sure your not interested in pleasing any chimps?

x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-01-15 21:48 [#01461336]
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oh yeah... Spider monkeys as well...
reminds me of Mr. Anderson from B&B
wut in thuh hey-yuhllllllll

deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-15 21:53 [#01461339]
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It'd have to be one hot chimp.

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