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right. that's it. I'm not talking to you anymore. |
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We could have a trial separation, if you like. ...it would be interesting, I think. |
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I heard that you start lactating if I squeeze your beak. Is this true? |
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No, you're thinking of qrter's heart-cockles. Squeezing my beak results in a jet of ink. |
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speaking of which, octopi fucking rule. I once saw an old one get mauled by these fish twisting around really fast and tearing its tentacles off =( remember when the discovery channel used to rule? =(((((((((( |
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I think you're thinking of my cock. or did I speak to soon? |
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Yeah now it's all sasquatch and crop circles and ghosts and shit. I haven't watched it for a long time. I had an archaeology course once with a prof who had excavated Caesarea Maritima off the coast of Israel (I think) and he said the sea was full of tiny octopi that would shiver with ecstasy if you scratched them between the eyes. |
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WHOA! that's awesome. I reaaaaaaaally would like to travel some day, I hope I get some $$$. I used to never understand vacations of that sort (I used to be content with just 'time off'), but now it's so clear; you want to get away, there's so much to see in the world, etc. you ever been to the far east? I wish I could pick up chinese in 15 minutes. fuck. |
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I'm always thinking of your cock. And speaking is not the only thing you do too soon. |
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Oh yeah I'd love to go to China. They don't want to kill us at the moment and you can still buy a man's retinas for fifty cents. I was in Spain in August - saw the Alhambra, Toledo, lots of amazing stuff. I love antiquities and old piles of bricks and suchlike. In Segovia I walked right up to and touched a Roman aqueduct. And in Madrid I stood less than two feet away from Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. It felt like someone squeezed my beak. |
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hahahahaha retina. Do you agree though that it sucks to not know the native language? I'd really want to fuzcking immerse. yeah I was in italy two summers ago and often hung around on this (80 meter tall!) aqueduct. once I climbed a portion because there was this weird hole; I climbed in and there was a big hollow portion in that paricular support.. if someone gave me a rope I could probably find bodies. did you see the gaudi cathedral, or is that one of the things named? I don't know what I'm talking about. |
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Oh no, that's in Barcelona, right? We didn't make it up there. =( Spain was neat because if you knew some French or a bit of etymology you could puzzle out most of the written language. Spoken is another matter. They don't pronounce Spanish properly over there. Chinese, forget it. Which dialect? And you have to be sensitive to pitch. The rise and fall of pitch in a phrase can completely change its meaning. |
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ok, that's cool you could stumble through written word pretty well. I don't know where the cathedral is, but either way, too bad you missed it =( yeaahhh I once thought I'd learn a far east language but that has been put off indefinitely since there are many things I feel are more important to learn for now =( Maybe I can go with a chinese friend some day.. Japan would be nice not only for the obvious reasons but also because I'm panicking that maybe their culture will fuck up soon; it's realllly nice right now, but breaking at the seams I swear (further study may prove that this was always the case). |
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NO ! |
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"Pomme de Terre can suck my phvkkage" |
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die |
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