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offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:20 [#01457378]
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i hate them.

my parents have 2 dogs and 2 cats. and all they do is yell
at them, constantly.

like, "LAY DOWN" and "IF YOU DONT LAY DOWN..."

animals don't understand english.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:21 [#01457381]
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you hate your parents, you mean.

I'd love to have a cat.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:22 [#01457382]
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i like the cats

i hate the dogs


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:27 [#01457391]
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Dogs are awesome. Only gays and square intellectuals like
cats.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:29 [#01457395]
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i prefer dogs because im a bit alergic to cats..well dogs
too, but they don't scratch usually.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:30 [#01457398]
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that's funny, because if they could, dogs would surely suck
cock.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:30 [#01457399]
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I said "cock"!


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:33 [#01457401]
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by sucking my own dick.. I'm in the gays category?

I've never had a cat, but they seem awesome.. rather self
sufficient, not demanding much attention..


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-01-13 19:34 [#01457402]
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cats are the root of all bad electronic music.

some dogs smell and bark too much.

overall they are both ok.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:34 [#01457404]
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I can't stand smell of dog.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:35 [#01457406]
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they don't smell..well little ones don't.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-01-13 19:36 [#01457407]
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the little ones are the ones that bark too much


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:36 [#01457408]
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hahahaaha nice justification for cats suckfulneshahahaha


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:37 [#01457412]
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the little ones are just further from your nose.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:40 [#01457416]
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i bet you haven't smelled a little dog from up close yet, or
you just had the worst experience as well. i've had quite
some dogs in my life and there was only one that had strong
smell but he was rather big and has had long hair (dunno the
word), but the rest of them, even big ones didn't smell at
all!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:42 [#01457421]
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qrter didn't anyone tell you that it's not true that dogs
are boys and cats are girls...there are male and female in
both species, and getting a suck of a girl dog (bitch)
wouldn't be gay because it would be A GIRL.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:43 [#01457423]
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rather big and has had long hair (dunno the
word),


hippy


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:43 [#01457424]
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I'm pretty sure all dogs would suck cocks, male or female.

cats wouldn't, male or female.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:43 [#01457425]
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I love the internet.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:44 [#01457426]
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that made me laugh. a bit.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:44 [#01457427]
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Lily rules


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:44 [#01457428]
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:D
seriously though, what is animals hair called? :)


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:45 [#01457429]
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TENTACLE PORN


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:46 [#01457433]
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lilly is awesome, but check out albert (hobbes's dog)..i
want one!!


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offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:46 [#01457434]
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fur


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-13 19:47 [#01457435]
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HEY listen to this:
wouldn't it be great if there were a couple 'roaming'
moderator statuses--each morning they get reassigned. you
wake up and all of a sudden ecna banned phobia and 400 of
his dup accounts.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:48 [#01457436]
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well, fur isn't really the proper word..or is it? serisulsy
isn't there a word for it? we have at least 5 words for it
:)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:48 [#01457437]
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There ain't a man alive who wouldn't self suck at some point
in their lives if they were able to manage it like me. I
see no harm in dogs enjoying it.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:49 [#01457438]
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Yes fur is the proper word...although a dogs fur is also
sometimes called its coat.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:50 [#01457439]
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oh man, english lacks words..


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:50 [#01457440]
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haha I wouldn't ban phobia.

I'd delete him


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:50 [#01457441]
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haha i bet that thing is only like a foot or two tall

so cute, is that little one (in orange) sucking on the tit,
its natural baby or is it from a kids happy meal typa thing

pet threads, never get old

was that an inside joke,...what is pets hair called ?
furr ?
a mess sometimes...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 19:54 [#01457444]
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i think hobbes posted a pic of albert lying next to a
slipper and i don't think it was much smaller to that doggy
:)

i really thought you had another expression for animal hair
appart from fur :)


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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:55 [#01457446]
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go on....

ok todays Lily story
i got home at 5.30pm took her for a 30 minute walk, off
leash around town, we stop at main street, i call her over,
she heals by my side, we walk acreoos the streets, she is
still healing, then i stop on the other side of the street,
and she sits, like a good girl, then when i throw my hands
in the air or say "free" she runs after squirels and rabbits
that dont know that she rules the town

ps. todays temp at walk time
approx. 5 degrees F

currently: 8.50pm
It feels like -2°F / -19°C


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-13 19:56 [#01457450]
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Cats are shit.

Dogs are excellent.


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offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 19:57 [#01457451]
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That dog is excellent.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:57 [#01457454]
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spoiled


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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 19:58 [#01457456]
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burrs, next to wifey


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:59 [#01457458]
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you're a bit too casual about equating sucking off oneself
and letting an animal suck you off.

they are not the same.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-13 19:59 [#01457460]
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ah yes, an excellent little cocksucker.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-13 20:01 [#01457462]
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DUH! OBVIOUSLY

There is less effort involved in letting an animal suck you
off.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 20:03 [#01457467]
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why do dogs lick their own balls

a: cause they can


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-13 20:03 [#01457468]
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animals are ok when they're somebody else's problem...

ps - D.R.I. ROCKS!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 20:08 [#01457475]
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my neighbour has a dog just like lily..i shall take a pic of
it one day. like they'd be sisters!!

another pic of albert :)
(i hope hobbes wont mind me do this)


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-13 20:11 [#01457478]
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Albert is a bit like my dog.


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 20:14 [#01457483]
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toby is real cute!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 20:15 [#01457484]
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... I CARE BECAUSE YOU DO

another Lily story...

today im talking a shower, and i get out to dry my self off
and laura has let in the neighbor dog, spencer, who i called
Little-shithead, before i knew his name, he is a springer
spaniel and lily's little boyfriend

she was a human society doggy, they found her on the street,
then the wives cousin pauline had her for 2 years, and did
obedience, 4-h, and the likes
then we got lily and have had her for 2 YEARS !!!! this
martin luther king jr. day

shes always the top dog is a crowd otherwise she leaves

side note, one time spencer tried to mount lily and she
kicked him off and bit him, shes a tease for teh boys

SPADE/NUDER YOUR PETS


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-13 20:20 [#01457490]
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:)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-13 20:22 [#01457494]
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That's possibly the most disjointed story I've ever read.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-01-13 20:25 [#01457498]
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yeah i fucked up, ok so spencer is usually here at 6.30 am
when i let lily out to go potty

its been terribly cold the past few weeks, havent seen him
at all and all of a sudden spencer is in our hallway

hes so rad, hes so cute, but dum as fuck, you think im dum

his only goal in life is to play ball, he could play for
hours and hours, he also likes to piss though our kitchen
screen door, the little shit


 


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