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offline sponk from Netherlands, The on 2002-02-05 18:54 [#00080844]
Points: 98 Status: Lurker



Aphex is being "reviewed" over at www.somethingawful.com
They're not being nice,but as you might know,it's a
prank/bs-site.

Owh and hi,i'm new here. But i come from way back,like
member nr. 11 or something.


 

offline sine707 from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-02-05 19:05 [#00080847]
Points: 1285 Status: Regular



hey sponk, welcome to the board :-)


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-02-05 19:28 [#00080855]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



JEFF K IS TEH MAN!

-P


 

offline sponk from Netherlands, The on 2002-02-05 19:42 [#00080857]
Points: 98 Status: Lurker



Lol,bestest evar!
ty sine707, was looking for a new board,new faces etc. for a
while now,and this place has improved LOTS since i last been
here.( ehm 3-4 months ago?)

Quick grab from "review" for the lazy
ones/cantfinditwhereisit's

-------------------
Aphex Twin: "Muqtyl'loopy DaMcHooqulawawaquey" (music CD) -
Richard D. James is back with his latest electronic /
experimental CD set, which includes 438 discs and over 2,300
tracks. Aphex Twin takes a jump into the most surreal and
creative soundscape ever, including such songs as:

"Clue Cloo Lande" - Two minutes of a homeless man hitting
random keys on a broken piano while James applies a highpass
filter at random times.
"Marz'a booq Doo Daa Dayee" - 20-second piece of birds
chirping while a Minimoog is bashed to pieces by falling
construction equipment.
"Thee Nootey Pero Fez'or 2: Thee Klumphz" - A five-second
bassline loop is repeated for twelve solid minutes while the
sound of playing cards hitting a lawnchair plays in the
foreground.
"Horque Dorque" - As the most dance-friendly song on CD
261, "Horque Dorque" presents the listeners with a gritty,
distorted drumbeat accompanied by a 28 different analogue
keyboards playing 28 different notes on 28 different
resonance settings.

This CD is already a smash hit with the demographic of
people who think they're smarter and more cultured than
everybody else because they listen to unlistenable music
that everybody else listens to.

--------------------

Ok,not everyone will think this is funny.
I do.heh


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-05 20:43 [#00080871]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to : #00080858



He ought to know how dangerous afx fans are =)


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-02-05 22:20 [#00080950]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse is probably the funniest
page ever created. He used to review the worst home-made
Quake2 maps. This was before Lowtax started SA.

I quess the original reviews are still there on SA.

-P


 

offline sgt growley from Deal (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-05 22:30 [#00080957]
Points: 247 Status: Lurker



That's really quite a clever parody of both aphex and record
reviews, very funny!
We DO have a sense of humour!



 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-02-05 22:51 [#00080969]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



Somethingawful.com is funny.


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-05 23:11 [#00080988]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



The fark/somethingawful Photoshop battle is fuckin comedy
gold!


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-02-05 23:13 [#00080990]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



Who won that one?


 


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