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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:33 [#01453957]
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This one time me and qrter hung out with Ian Noll. I think it was a Saturday or something like that. Well anyways after me and qrter pushed over obara and stole his bike we ate at this local chinese place. Qrter evidently is allergic to chinese food and started to feel sick. He was also emmitting this amazing farts that we called "8.5's". We named them that because this local guy on the corner puked 8 times in a row upon smelling the mix and then when it appeared that he was going for a 9th time he only dry heaved.
Well anyways we went to Ians house and qrter puked on his mom's favorite carpet and we got kicked out.
I forgot what we did after that. Do you remember alex?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:35 [#01453959]
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Yes this story is related to this Story
Thats Qrter on the left by the way
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-01-11 18:36 [#01453960]
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why is he wearing two hats?
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-01-11 18:36 [#01453961]
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you tell great stories. ian knoll is way smaller in person, just like the guy from slayer.
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-01-11 18:37 [#01453962]
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because he is double accounted
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:52 [#01453983]
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Because alex is so ghetto sometimes he needs to have two hats "cocked"
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 18:55 [#01453995]
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I'm too much for you, beeyotch.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-01-11 18:58 [#01454003]
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i like it when i'm mentioned better
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 18:59 [#01454005]
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anyways.. I remember those 8.5s GODDAMN they stank up the place.
on one I followed through and I smeared all the poop on Ian's mother's bed while she wasn't looking and I don't know if she ever found out or not or out.
I recall us getting kicked out and virginp. saying "THIS IS WACK" but almost EXACTLY in the voice if Bill Cosby were suddenly to become black. I almost shat my pants again there and then but we decided to take the cool route so we broke into Ian's mom's car and drove over to a local Star Trek Convention and we picked up a couple of hot girls and stole their lipstick and ate it and then we both puked almost simultaneously.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:59 [#01454008]
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Ian told us that he didnt want you to come because you got blamed for absolutely everything that happened the last time. The chicken included..... and also you did shag his mom.
I need those files
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-01-11 19:00 [#01454011]
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that picture looks like two guys dressed up as raab himself and rake yohn for halloween (of cky/jackass)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:05 [#01454019]
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Yeah i remember the look on your face! It was so classic! As if the minute the lipstick hit the bottom it was destined to make a return.
Then i remember you explaining that if we ate enough lipstick that we could crap rainbows. But then you decicded that rainbows are homosexual.
So then we called Lee long distance from Ian's house (we had to go back to laugh at the poop) and we ended up playing this really bizarre game of 20 questions. Too bad we never finished because Ian woke up and was mad we were there. He said something like "cops" and "restraining order" or something so we just left.
Here are the questions we asked lee before we got kicked out
1. Did you know Ians mom smells like orange eel sauce? 2. If you were really drunk, and we mean really drunk would you make out with Thad? (he said he wasnt sure)
3. Do you like capital letters or lowercase better? 4. what did.....oh my god. What did Ian just say? Alex why is he yelling? What cops i dont see.... oh ok Lee i got to go!!!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 19:08 [#01454026]
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as I remember it Lee actually admitted to having had a snog with Smoyer.
but at that point the lipstick was kind of drilling a hole in my brain, if you will.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:10 [#01454031]
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Did he admit that when i was peeing in the closet? I remember you laughing but you never said why. Why doesnt Ian ever post in these threads? Is it the restraining order?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 19:12 [#01454041]
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I remember AlbertoBalsalm walking in and he pulled like this face and you went "WOOAH IT'S KRAMER" and we were all like "WTF!??" and you went "HE LOOKS JUST LIKE KRAMER!!" and he DID look JUST LIKE KRAMER and we laughed and we yelled he should slide in JUST LIKE KRAMER but he wouldn't and we got kind of angry and I kicked him in the nuts but my shoe got stuck in his crotch and that kind of sucked.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:15 [#01454047]
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haahahah! I totally remember that. Oh man was he pissed off. He didnt budge for like 15 minutes after getting kicked. He should have just done it because he had sprayed Pledge on the floor to make it more slippery.
I was kind of disappointed that tragedy didnt come over but i think she doesnt answer calls when the caller ID reads:
Noll, Ian (860) 391 - 2233
Hmm thats too bad. I wanted her to bring those supersoakers!
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a guest
from the visual field on 2005-01-11 19:43 [#01454091]
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who's the caveman?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-11 19:47 [#01454098]
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b elf alfa b (2)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:48 [#01454099]
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thats AlbertoBalsalm. I was the one taking the picture. There might be more let me look
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:50 [#01454105]
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This is where qrter kicked alberto in the nuts. The picture was a bit late because i didnt really think alex was gonna do it
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:52 [#01454106]
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This is when we were talking to Lee on the phone Long distance style
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:53 [#01454107]
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This is when alex was trying to fart at alberto when he was explaining the 8.5's
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:54 [#01454110]
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This is JAroen, sneakattack, and Qrter
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:55 [#01454111]
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My mistake, that is actually tolstoyed. Here is a picture of him running with alex after we got kicked out
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-01-11 21:13 [#01454182]
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I loved the fact you used the photos of the same people. Admirable.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-01-11 21:23 [#01454201]
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lol
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-01-11 21:25 [#01454208]
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These guys look like American chavs. Sort of satisfying to see.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-01-11 21:27 [#01454211]
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haha! :)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-01-12 09:00 [#01454620]
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it was a good day
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:32 [#01581763]
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yes it was
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:34 [#01581768]
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y'all are white and try to act black, ahahahahahah
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:39 [#01581774]
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:) !!!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:40 [#01581776]
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how come im never able to hang with the "kool kids" ?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:41 [#01581778]
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we always ask if you can "come and play" but your mom says "no"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 21:43 [#01581781]
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Because our club excludes stupids.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:44 [#01581785]
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hohohohoho*wheeze*
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:46 [#01581789]
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if i ever meet you in person, i will want to shake your hand, your a very creative and clever person, and an artist...
then i will find mud, and push you in it, then help your sorry ass out of the mud
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 22:13 [#01581799]
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Thank you.
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zero-cool
on 2005-05-01 00:32 [#01581835]
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fuckin yanks
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