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This one time me and qrter hung out with Ian Noll
 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:33 [#01453957]
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This one time me and qrter hung out with Ian Noll. I think
it was a Saturday or something like that. Well anyways after
me and qrter pushed over obara and stole his bike we ate at
this local chinese place. Qrter evidently is allergic to
chinese food and started to feel sick. He was also emmitting
this amazing farts that we called "8.5's". We named them
that because this local guy on the corner puked 8 times in a
row upon smelling the mix and then when it appeared that he
was going for a 9th time he only dry heaved.

Well anyways we went to Ians house and qrter puked on his
mom's favorite carpet and we got kicked out.

I forgot what we did after that. Do you remember alex?


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:35 [#01453959]
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Yes this story is related to this Story

Thats Qrter on the left by the way


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-11 18:36 [#01453960]
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why is he wearing two hats?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-11 18:36 [#01453961]
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you tell great stories. ian knoll is way smaller in person,
just like the guy from slayer.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-01-11 18:37 [#01453962]
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because he is double accounted


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:52 [#01453983]
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Because alex is so ghetto sometimes he needs to have two
hats "cocked"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 18:55 [#01453995]
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I'm too much for you, beeyotch.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-01-11 18:58 [#01454003]
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i like it when i'm mentioned better


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 18:59 [#01454005]
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anyways.. I remember those 8.5s GODDAMN they stank up the
place.

on one I followed through and I smeared all the poop on
Ian's mother's bed while she wasn't looking and I don't know
if she ever found out or not or out.

I recall us getting kicked out and virginp. saying "THIS IS
WACK" but almost EXACTLY in the voice if Bill Cosby were
suddenly to become black. I almost shat my pants again there
and then but we decided to take the cool route so we broke
into Ian's mom's car and drove over to a local Star Trek
Convention and we picked up a couple of hot girls and stole
their lipstick and ate it and then we both puked almost
simultaneously.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 18:59 [#01454008]
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Ian told us that he didnt want you to come because you got
blamed for absolutely everything that happened the last
time. The chicken included..... and also you did shag his
mom.

I need those files


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-01-11 19:00 [#01454011]
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that picture looks like two guys dressed up as raab himself
and rake yohn for halloween (of cky/jackass)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:05 [#01454019]
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Yeah i remember the look on your face! It was so classic! As
if the minute the lipstick hit the bottom it was destined to
make a return.

Then i remember you explaining that if we ate enough
lipstick that we could crap rainbows. But then you decicded
that rainbows are homosexual.

So then we called Lee long distance from Ian's house (we had
to go back to laugh at the poop) and we ended up playing
this really bizarre game of 20 questions. Too bad we never
finished because Ian woke up and was mad we were there. He
said something like "cops" and "restraining order" or
something so we just left.

Here are the questions we asked lee before we got kicked
out

1. Did you know Ians mom smells like orange eel sauce?
2. If you were really drunk, and we mean really drunk would
you make out with Thad? (he said he wasnt sure)
3. Do you like capital letters or lowercase better?
4. what did.....oh my god. What did Ian just say? Alex why
is he yelling? What cops i dont see.... oh ok Lee i got to
go!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 19:08 [#01454026]
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as I remember it Lee actually admitted to having had a snog
with Smoyer.

but at that point the lipstick was kind of drilling a hole
in my brain, if you will.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:10 [#01454031]
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Did he admit that when i was peeing in the closet? I
remember you laughing but you never said why. Why doesnt Ian
ever post in these threads? Is it the restraining order?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-11 19:12 [#01454041]
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I remember AlbertoBalsalm walking in and he pulled like this
face and you went "WOOAH IT'S KRAMER" and we were all like
"WTF!??" and you went "HE LOOKS JUST LIKE KRAMER!!" and he
DID look JUST LIKE KRAMER and we laughed and we yelled he
should slide in JUST LIKE KRAMER but he wouldn't and we got
kind of angry and I kicked him in the nuts but my shoe got
stuck in his crotch and that kind of sucked.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:15 [#01454047]
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haahahah! I totally remember that. Oh man was he pissed off.
He didnt budge for like 15 minutes after getting kicked. He
should have just done it because he had sprayed Pledge on
the floor to make it more slippery.

I was kind of disappointed that tragedy didnt come over but
i think she doesnt answer calls when the caller ID reads:

Noll, Ian (860) 391 - 2233

Hmm thats too bad. I wanted her to bring those supersoakers!


 

offline a guest from the visual field on 2005-01-11 19:43 [#01454091]
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who's the caveman?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-11 19:47 [#01454098]
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b elf alfa b (2)


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:48 [#01454099]
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thats AlbertoBalsalm. I was the one taking the picture.
There might be more let me look


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:50 [#01454105]
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This is where qrter kicked alberto in the nuts. The picture
was a bit late because i didnt really think alex was gonna
do it


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:52 [#01454106]
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This is when we were talking to Lee on the phone Long
distance style


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:53 [#01454107]
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This is when alex was trying to fart at alberto when he was
explaining the 8.5's


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:54 [#01454110]
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This is JAroen, sneakattack, and Qrter


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-11 19:55 [#01454111]
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My mistake, that is actually tolstoyed. Here is a picture of
him running with alex after we got kicked out


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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-01-11 21:13 [#01454182]
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I loved the fact you used the photos of the same people.
Admirable.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-01-11 21:23 [#01454201]
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lol


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-01-11 21:25 [#01454208]
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These guys look like American chavs. Sort of satisfying to
see.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-01-11 21:27 [#01454211]
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haha! :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-12 09:00 [#01454620]
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it was a good day


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:32 [#01581763]
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yes it was


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:34 [#01581768]
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y'all are white and try to act black, ahahahahahah


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:39 [#01581774]
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:) !!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:40 [#01581776]
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how come im never able to hang with the "kool kids" ?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:41 [#01581778]
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we always ask if you can "come and play" but your mom says
"no"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 21:43 [#01581781]
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Because our club excludes stupids.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-30 21:44 [#01581785]
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hohohohoho*wheeze*


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:46 [#01581789]
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if i ever meet you in person, i will want to shake your
hand, your a very creative and clever person, and an
artist...

then i will find mud, and push you in it, then help your
sorry ass out of the mud


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 22:13 [#01581799]
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Thank you.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-05-01 00:32 [#01581835]
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fuckin yanks


 


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