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Friends, a new mass-manufactured category of humans is upon us. I give you the . Can you identify "hipsters" on this board? I can think of one obvious example but it wouldn't be very "deck" of me to point it out. |
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Zues, with the exception of fat levels it suits him perfectly. Also Ceri JC would fit into this social grouping. |
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naaah Ceri wouldn't fit.. he's much too common sense/down to earth. he would never say something like "post modern", for example. |
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There are a lot more at WATMM. |
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DeadEight is another. |
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Ceri is so not a hipster as mister qrter points out. Zeus? I don't think so - he has the ballcap but it's not a trucker cap. I can picture him with the shoulder sack but it's got a Nord G2 and some music theory texts in it. He's far too earnest and hardworking at his schoolish things to be a hipster. I say he's a music geek. |
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our own Fabien is a parttime hipster, not fully there. just needs a bit more work.. |
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Yes, I can see that. Bit less work, you mean. Wouldn't want to appear contrived, you know. Do they have thrift shops in France? |
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I think so. is uzim a hipster? |
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You two are clearly both hipsters. fleetqrter. |
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oh now you're just being angry. |
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You'd have to see a picture of me in my dirty t-shirt and sweatpants to know that isn't true. I am so uncool I sap color from the landscape in a half mile radius. On the other hand I have the plastic frame glasses, white boy fro and a shoulder bag. But I have never once worn a shortsleeve shirt over a longsleeve shirt so I feel this somehow absolves me. |
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foreskin. |
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I just realized the way I described myself makes me seem like an autistic guy mumbling to himself at a bus stop. Goddamn moments of insight. |
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I generally look like shit. and not the good shit. |
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it makes you sound like you wear old people's clothes. |
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You two are more awesomer than qrter and fleetmouse off xltronic.com/mb |
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I'm too hip to be a hipster :) |
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"hipster" |
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Pomme de Terre definately looks like one |
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If anyone has the picture of Pomme dressed in "hipster" finery please post it - the one where he's in an office of some sort with his legs up and a look of such casual ease that I can almost taste him. |
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No offense to pomme but that fool got much more than 2% body fat so he ain't an ideal hipster |
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I was just thinking about this, but I do have some rather powerful counter-evidence: |
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jinx |
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At least I take the old people out of them first. |
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pomme with momme |
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You do realize that is exactly how a hipster would dress? It's "ironic". |
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BUT WHICH IS WHICH!?? |
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I was also thinking about that, but he just looks ridiculous. surely that's not the point. |
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office-hipster. |
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I'm sorry, I'm trying my best. |
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actually, Thad Smoyer might be the antithesis of everything hipster. Thad Is The Cure. |
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Goddamn. Where's the one I described? In it, he looks like an art history Phd who plays bass with a band of Japanese girls and rides a lowrider bicycle on Sundays. |
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Pomme has an amazing face. |
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I have one of him doing his Hip Radioshow: |
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Actually, being French and possessed of an ultraviolet wavelength sarcasm, you are the real deal and what "hipsters" aspire to. |
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it's probably more trouble not to be a hipster. |
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It is tragical, yes. |
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Murray? Hipster. |
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1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration. 2. You frequently use the term "post-modern" (or its commonly used variation "PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb. 3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses. 4. You have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your "one Republican friend." 5. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks. 6. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City. ------ this is a great thread. |
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walks into thread smoking a malboro light, orders a vodka redbull, leaves |
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obviously. |
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I'm fairly certain that this is a hamster. No thanks necessary. |
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There's only one way to know for sure. Let me get that jar of vaseline from the other thread. |
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I'll get the small chair, so Zephyr can easily bend over. |
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Whatever do you want to do with it? I merely meant that the hampster's nose looks chapped. |
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and this would tell you whether it is a hamster or not..? this is where your wholly unlikely story breaks down and becomes a stinking dead body cluttering the Hall of Cover-ups. |
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On the contrary my dear chap. Once again I have exposed your obsession with "small chairs" or "stools" as they are sometimes known. |
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the logic in the word hipster? |
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