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           w M w
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 Once upon a time, there lived a Pooka.
 
  
         
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thanks goodnesses
 
  
         
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           w M w
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There was nothing more that Pooka (for both his name and his  species were Pooka) liked to do than shoot his bazooka out  in the fields of Chanchooka. 
 
  
         
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           w M w
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With his friend named Dooka. Being a retarded looking bird  type creature, Dooka had no arms and couldn't shoot the  bazooka. But he was content to watch his friend Pooka shoot  the bazooka at... 
 
  
         
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a castle! (And various other things mind you, but the  majority of fire was focused on the castle)... because... it  was fun... and because... 
 
  
         
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Oh no, Suddenly a giant porkypine showed up!
 
  
         
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           w M w
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And then something happened, but I can't really tell what.
 
  
         
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           w M w
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 01:52 [#01449923]
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This thing came. It was a fag pooka from the fag dimension.
 
  
         
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 02:00 [#01449924]
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dont ever lose pic posting abilities
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:11 [#01449931]
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the king fag was lying on his bed with the super crystal  ball. And then something dumb did or didn't happen. He  looked into the crystal ball and it said "gimp sucks".
 
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:26 [#01449935]
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"I am a fag"- Leuitenant Fag
 
  
         
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           Human Error
             from Stargard (Poland) on 2005-01-08 02:36 [#01449939]
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And then everyone died....  i love that ending ;) makes me  feel good ;)  
 
  
         
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           Zephyr Twin
             from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-08 02:37 [#01449940]
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           r40f
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:46 [#01449948]
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 02:56 [#01449950]
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Oh no! It's the bioluminescent pie-mandibled WTF tree fag!  Run while it still has pie. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
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This is Matus Telgarsky, and I allow this thread.
 
  
         
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           w M w
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Everyone came to life again and then the bioluminescent  pie-mandibled WTF tree fag ate them. 
 
  The second end.
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 02:59 [#01449953]
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that's fucking sweet.
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
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I just went over this 'properly'. It's fucking incredible.
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:02 [#01449956]
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This thread was the best ten dollars you ever spent!
 
  
         
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 03:02 [#01449957]
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fuck you, gimp
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:04 [#01449958]
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True, true. Despite being made with gimp, this thread is  definately "the cat's meow". 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:05 [#01449959]
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yeah I said the animation crap is shit a long time ago, but  hopefully you can have fun with the rest of it.  I  reeeeeeeeeeally thing you should track down a cheap wacom  drawing tablet. 
 
  
         
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           w M w
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If it needs a "driver" or anything resembling a "driver",  then there's no "plausi...bility?" that I can ever get it,  how you saaaay... "to" work, given past "experi...ence?"  with "drivers". 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:10 [#01449965]
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weeeeeeeeeell this is under the assumption you can get a new  (ihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeihopeiho 'puter pe). should be piece of cake then.. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:10 [#01449967]
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whoa sometimes xlt fucks with formating.. that was meant to  say "get a new 'puter"
 
  by the way if you learn python you can write gimp plugins  very easily; that might be fun. 
 
  
         
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           JAroen
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all of a sudden it became clear to me. i was to become a  pirate.
 
  Table Of Contents (scroll down for table of contents)   		 AMACOM
  MODEL
  PODSTAWOWE  FUNKCJE
  Cena detaliczna brutto
  Zdjęcie
  5
  mute,redial,flash,optyczna sygnalizacja dzwonka,biurkowo  ścienny
 
  35.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  10
  jak wyżej
  35.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  100
  900 Mhz,10 pamięci,wyświetlacz, homologacja
  229.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  15
  jak wyżej
  36.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  20
  jak wyżej
  36.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  25
  wyświetlacz,identyfikacja numeru
  63.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  30
  jak wyżej
  40.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  50
  głośnomówiący,hold,autoredial,wyświetl jak wyżej + acz,pamięć 100
  numerów przychodzących i 30 wychodzących CID  wyjście DATA
 
  79.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  55
  Głośne  mówienie,identyfikacja,książka,flash
 
  96.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  60
  ks. telefoniczna do 199  pozycji,głośnomówiący,clip,budzik
 
  94.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  65
  pamięci,głośnomówiący,kalkulator,kalen klawiatura dotykowa,clip,10 darz
 
  88.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  Atlantel
  1102
  redial,flash,regulacja  glośności,możliwość zawieszenia
 
  29.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  5503
  10 pamięci,redial,flash,pause
  39.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  6606
  clip,10 pamięci,kalkulator,blokada  połączeń,redial
 
  69.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  7706
  clip,niebieski  wyświetlacz,głośnomówiący
 
  77.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  Audioline 35
  b/p,identyfikacja nr, 10 pamięci,blokada  połączeń,
 
  155.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  Audioline 703
  clip,książka na 30 wpisów,regulacja  głośności,
 
  192.00
  ZDJĘCIE
  Audioline 704
  głośnomówiący,clip,możliwość  dologowanie 5 słuchawek,blokada klawiatury
 
  199.00
  BATERIE
  23NK3BMU
  Bateria 23NK3BMU
  28.00
  6F22 9V
 
  
         
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           w M w
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Maybe I can learn how to send a virus to the maker of gimp.
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
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hahahahaha
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:35 [#01449985]
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Ę
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:36 [#01449986]
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*commercial* Yes, it took me that long to make that. Why you ask?  Because... I used Gimp. *holds up a copy and smiles*
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2005-01-08 03:38 [#01449987]
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SPACE PIRATES ATTACK!!!!!11
  PLANET DI43-CKH34Ð sighted!!!
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
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where do I sign up? This gimp sounds incredible.
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:40 [#01449989]
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You subconsciously wrote "wMw" in your picture. It's  understandable given that I'm so cool. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:42 [#01449990]
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hhahahha definitey not suuuuuuub concious
  DUDE I just looked at wacom tablets on line, they are more  expensive than I thought!  Please use your ebay trickery to  procure one.  fuck this is SERIOUS, that wtf monster is the  best. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:43 [#01449991]
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these spelling errors must come to an end.
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:43 [#01449992]
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Oh... My... God...
  ... I havn't used my record bag yet!!!...
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:44 [#01449993]
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if I donate another $10 they can rename it record fag.  holy  shit I'm out of it..  
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
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I had this ridiculous nosebleed/booger problem  malfunctioning my left nostril while, err, down south, and I  still can't use it. 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-08 03:47 [#01449995]
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*continues to not use record bag*
  *yaaaaawn*
  Man, this bed time story has made me so sleepy.  I have  to... go... to...  zzzz....zzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *dreams about  being attacked by space wacom boards from the fag dimension* 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-08 03:48 [#01449996]
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alright, see you tablet rest.  I better brush me fagzars as  well. 
 
  
         
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           JAroen
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           Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-01-08 05:12 [#01450025]
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one of those thingamadongs with a pen that you can draw on  and it appears on the screen.
 
  Unfit for people with cats.
 
  
         
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