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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2005-01-03 15:12 [#01443808]
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 Dear Diary,
  I can't believe it's really happened to me. I've read about  it for years and thought it was something that only happened  to other people.
 
  A client called me and said I had to remote into his  computer and extract some data and make a spreadsheet of his  inventory. So I told him to put on pcanywhere.
 
  He said he could not, because there was a blackout.
  I said, ".........there's a blackout..."
  He said, yes, that is why we cannot do it ourselves and we  need you to do it.
 
  I told him, there is a blackout.
  Yes, he said, and then I heard the sound of a four watt  lightbulb flicking on in his mind and he said "Ohhhhhhhh."
 
  Dear Diary, I hope I have lots more adventures with you  soon.  
 
  
         
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           tolstoyed
             from the ocean on 2005-01-03 15:16 [#01443811]
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i don't like to deal with people...although this is a fine  example of how to deal with people. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-03 21:30 [#01444214]
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Man do I have news for you
  1) Boulevard wide lawnmower--with this thing, well, just  remove people
  2) pocket flame thrower--ditto
  There used to be a way on old telephone circuits to cause  telephones to blow up--just put a lot of current on the  damned thing and no breakers, fuses, etc stopped it from  transmitting to the other end.  In a third world country you  could probably nuke someone's head or make the phone smoke.
 
  I feel this message of yours deserves a reply, I have a soft  spot for you and these kind of things ever since that  awesome 'how to make fleetmouse kill' thread. 
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2005-01-03 21:36 [#01444217]
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1) Boulevard wide lawnmower--with this thing, well, just remove people
  That is good. No, that is good. Six lanes of churning  metal blades and an indentation in the middle for the  median. The ultimate tech support solution. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-03 21:39 [#01444220]
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And dude, you know that grass gunk that comes out of a  regular lawnmower?  AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAH 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-03 21:40 [#01444222]
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I was demoing a program to a group of expensively dressed  bastards last year.. meanwhile I was in a torn flannel and  hadn't slept all night.  I have my payback in ways like  that. faggots.  it really is true that the more you post,  holy shit quality converges to shit. 
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2005-01-03 21:41 [#01444223]
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Well. We can't call it mulch if it's full of bones and hair  and metal and rubber. There's any number of industry  standards bodies that'd object to that. 
 
  
         
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