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This is the story of a man named Arnold Analord. He was short, fat, bald and gay. He got kicks out of mooning to unsuspecting married men in the nearby woods where he lived. He worked as a high paid executive for a well known record company and little did his staff know of his decrepid perversions. One thing that set him apart from other short, fat, bald and gay record executives was that he enjoyed electronic music, Aphex Twin being his favourite. He'd jack off just thinking about Ricjard D James and his chin stubble and long, yet manly locks. One day he decided to stalk out Richard at an acid party. He burst into the room unannounced and mooned to the crowd, which of course included Richard D James. "I'm Arnold ANALORD" and I'm gonna moon my white, fat, peachy ass at you all, and I'm gay. Thus was born the title for the soon to be revealed ANALORD series. The end. |
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hmm... |
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you forgot to mention how arnie gave it to richie so hard, that richie screemed out in ectacy "I AM LORD OF THE ANAL!" and thus was born the title for the soon to be revealed ANALORD series. |
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*thumbs down* |
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I try and give you the truth and *thumbs down*? God damn it. |
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