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what's the title? |
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Damn. i never looked at it that way before! Good read! |
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I thought a title would spoil the impact of the piece. Therefore the title is simply implied from the content enabling the reader to formulate their own. The aim of this peice of work what to highlight that many people read without actually reading. It forces them to think about what the story is about, thus evokin the use of their own imaginations rather than being fed informations. |
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wow kaleb you are proof it actually works :P |
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it's shit. |
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Let's all make short stories limited to the size of a single post. No random dumb stuff. Like, compose a rough sketch of it in your mind first, something that, like, makes sense, like, you know? Something storyish and possibly interesting. |
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But as my story has no content it simply reflects what is in your mind. |
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always trying to put the blame on other people.. |
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yeah well if she had have sounded like she meant 'no', maybe I would have stopped. |
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and that would've meant removing your fist from her mouth, yes, I see your point. |
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yes and my penis from one of her lower love holes (I forget which one, front or back) |
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That's pretty much how i took it. I am also listening to frank zappa for the first time which had a small but noticable impact! Didja get my email? |
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i did indeed. I only checked before. I will reply tomorrow with some decent content. Anything written at the moment would probably be stupid shit with no value what so ever. |
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What a disaster! I'm glad no one was injured. Just be more careful with fireworks in the future. |
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like 60% of my posts? :D |
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Nibbles, the anthropomorphic turtle, stopped doing jumping jacks and looked to the heavens at the great gash that had appeared in it. The sky ripped apart and 4 enormous eyes from what appeared to be some sort of large octopus peered in. They did not blink in unison, hinting at the lacking intelligence of their massive owner, and focuses on Nibbles so acutely and madly that he layed an egg even though he wasn't (as far as he knew) female or pregnant. "HA HA HA HA!" rumbled the octopus at the embarrassed Nibbles. "ww.. www....ww.. wwww.... w.... www..... ww.. wh...", started Nibbles. The octopus rested his forehead on the outer dome of the sky and sighed as Nibbles continued stuttering a string of random numbers of "w's" followed by random numbers of ".'s" until he finally spit out "who...". "WHO ARE YOU?" the octopus mockingly thundered, impatiently finishing the turtles question. "I'm w M w. And this place, including you is part of my imagination." "get right out of town!" exclaimed Nibbles in disbelief. "You are still in the process of being imagined. I think I'll name you "Nipples" instead, ha ha ha. Also, jumping jacks are dumb, so you weren't doing those. Let's see... you were rowing in a canoe." *The words composing the story suddenly spiral up in an inverted twin tornado and fall back down into a new construction in which Nipples has been riding a canoe the whole time with no memory of ever doing jumping jacks* "ALSO, YOU'RE A PIG INSTEAD OF A TURTLE. AND FROM NOW ON I ONLY USE CAPITAL LETTERS TO 1)EASILY DISTINGUISH MY DIALOGUE FROM YOURS AND 2)TO MORE ACCURATELY REPRESENT MY BOOMING VOICE." *Nipples turns into a pig. Suddenly the laid egg makes no sense, since pigs don't lay eggs. He shrugs, wondering where it came from, then tosses it overboard, having no memory of being embarrassed.* "why did you imagine me?" asked Nipples. "I NEEDED YOU TO HELP ME FIND A TOPIC FOR A STORY. THERE SHOULD BE AN EGG IN THERE SOMEWHERE. THE TOPIC SHOULD BE INSIDE" "I.. |
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((cont.)) "I... I threw it overboard." muttered Nipples, afraid and unsure of what w M w's reaction would be. "I didn't know where it came from." "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CUNT?" ".. what?.. Oh no, I think that stands for "continue"..? "OH YEAH, WELL YOU DISQUALIFIED ME WITH ALL YOU STUPID STUTTERING BY MAKING ME TAKE UP TWO POSTS. I'LL JUST USE WHAT'S HAPPENED SO rFAR AS THE STORY, ALsrjTHOUGH WHeeAT WAS IN THE EGG WAS MUCH BET---- *w M w just abruptly ends the story with fa owe fl ag l l fs SUCK* fa;owe sg ag e |
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reading sucks. it makes me anxious and gives me a headache! |
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A Boring Story by Professor McMoney McMonkey McBean An evil being from an unknown dimension arrived on Kesha, land of immortal gods, to overthrow their leader, Thagif, and take take reign of power. A great battle was fought and the being was vanquished, though leaving behind a terrible cursed disease so powerful and ruthless that it could kill the otherwise immortal inhabitants of Kesha. Thagif, god of all gods , was attacked by the disease and died, leaving his position of omnipower which was previously held for all eternity vacant. Two lesser gods, Ig and Thiv siezed equal parts of the power, but thirsted for the whole. They fought with eachother using mortals in the Ny dimension as pawns. Ig built the feather castle, and an army of winged people. Thiv built the scale castle and an army of fish people. While the armies fought, a humble mortal scholar named Boe stumbled upon ancient literature about a way to resurrect the evil being that had released the disease that killed Thagif. He attempted to do so, realizing that, being resurrected by a mortal, the being would be able to travel cross dimensional. This would possibly tear holes between the dimensions allowing Boe to enter Kesha and grasp the immortal crown himself. *to probably not be continued* |
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