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G'evening ladies and germs! hahah! ... So.. it's amateur night here on xltronic, and we invite the audience to take a chance, and the microfone and show us what they can do; no strings attached, if you catch my drift. First man up: Glen-Margaret Bohnsack with a standup act! "Good evening ladies and.. gentlemen! hahah! This one time I was out hunting with my good friend Pedro, he died! HAHAHA!" |
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*applause* |
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"thank you, thank you! now, on to the second joke, which will start shortly... LOOK: A BOAT! HAHAHA! YOU LOOKED, and while you did, I disguised myself as an Italian! HAHAHA! HOW ABOUT THAT FOLKS?!" |
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*standing ovation* |
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"amazing!" *applause* |
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best show i've been to. |
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"and now, for my next act, I need a volounteer... how about YOU, sir?!" |
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"who, me?! sure, but I don't know what I could do..." |
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"that's ok, just come up on stage, dear sir!" |
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"ok.. where do you want me? right here?! ok..." |
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Hello my name is Philip |
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you're missing a tooth there. |
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"yes, that's just fine.. and now: the act! TADAAAAAA! You're a fish!" |
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"that's all for me, thank you. our next man up is Philip apparently!" |
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*applause and laughter + fish sounds* |
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"i am offended by fish!" |
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VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK |
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i dont know how to feel |
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*applause + riot* "I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PHILIP!!!" |
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HOOOOORRAY!!! It's the world-famous Captain Snakebattle! |
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Bboc.bock. Boc-boc-BOCAVAAAAAAAAAKKKKK VAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK |
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*watches intently* |
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i brought a present. |
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hrrrrrrGHAGAAAAAAAAKKKK |
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*APPLAUSE* "this is like the best holiday ever, darling!" |
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"that took me forever to make it to the.....WERWERWERWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!" |
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yo my name is cortical, and i rock the mic, i got on stage and had the mc to take a hike. ive got pure stylez and a sexy sense of style, and i kick my shit loud, to beat the 8 mile. idm blaring, out the boom box, when i kick this shit the whole club just rocks; with homeboys dancing, and bitches on fire, i just keep rapping, and my lips never tire. thank you thank you. |
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