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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know why the average life span of a male is shorter than a womans: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race. you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her....you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you..she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you.........it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear..you're a pervert. If you don't..........you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't................you're a slob. If you buy her flowers..........you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements......you're full of yourself. If you aren't...........you're not ambitious. If she has a headache........she's tired. If you have a headache.......you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't............there must be someone |
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If this is a multiple-post cut and paste job, stop now for the love of god. |
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and you point is? |
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Haha! So true! Us fellas never win do we???? |
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If you get all bent out of shape, and type a long message about this, and get all upset or sad.............you have a siezure-fit or heart attack and die first, before the woman with a similar quality of health. |
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yup, no way to win... |
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This is why people are gay. |
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No, thats it... enjoy the first post. If you agree, slap the first woman you see. If you dont like it, slap your own shit. |
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too much, too little, why not just stay in the middle? |
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*slaps you all* |
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wooo slap fest! There is no middle sometimes... |
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how is it unromantic to not care if a woman shaves her legs and exercises? wtf is romantic about shaved legs? |
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dont ask me, i'm not a girl. Women just think its gross if you try to 'sex them' if they're legs haven't been shaved in the past 4 hours... |
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yeah, but a girl didn't write that.... |
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no but i've had one say something along those lines to me. |
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men die first, because they are the lucky ones, who wants to be old longer |
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to answer the question - probably coz of menstruation. |
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i hope i die right around 70, that would be good if i could last that long |
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It's all because we can beat the shit out of them. |
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70??..i want at lease 90 :) |
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probably..it takes a lot out of a man to perform a thorough beating. |
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blech! who needs those years, my wife works with the elderly, and trust me, being old SUCKS |
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you mean, correctly, right? :) |
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my granddad died about a month ago - he was 94 or 95, he was perfectly ok, still living at home, walking outside everyday. |
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the minority, and my condolances, i am really not that cold, well i am, but i dont act that cold to my acquantences. |
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thanks. i guess if you're in bad shape it's better to go sooner then later yeah, but if you're healthy and feeling alright.. |
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yeah it totally depends on what shape you're in. anyways... back to the original topic? |
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so you've taken every negative attribute you've ever encountered in any woman and applied each attribute to all women. i recommend a second opinion. but for god's sake, just don't start emailing this to everyone in the world... |
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well it doesn't help that everyone woman i've been with has been a negative experience... (although it can be positive because of the experience gained), so I'm sorry if I'm bringing you down and congratulations on meeting the coolest women on earth in your lifetime. |
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sorry, i'm just bitter towards humanity in general I haven't givin up on chicks... Apprently there are cool ones out there, how do I know? Because peeps like you keep reassuring me that there are... So its like a search for Bigfoot, ya know? "Bigfoot exists I swear it!" "Well, I kinda believe you because you seem so sure of it, but everytime I go on a Bigfoot hunt, I just end up going home with either an Ape or a Bear... but I'll keep trying!" |
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i wish i could serve your interests better than is possible through a music message board... i suppose there's no shortage of ignorant people, male or female. the best you can do is insist on taking responsibility for your own ignorance. cynicism may be a dangerous, self-destructive indulgence. have you considered moving? if there's a dearth of sasquatch, it may be a problem of geography... |
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I was thinking sasquatch might not exist in this land. However I have plans to move, but I'm afraid that sasquach may not even exist on this continent... But its a risk I'm willing to take as my chances should be much better than where I currently am. Cynicism isn't done on purpose, I'm just an asshole in my everyday life. |
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lol! weatheredstoner, you should be a stand up comedian, if it wasnt for the fact that this routine has been done by dozens of them. :( im sorry, but i love you too much to see you suffer like this. |
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whoops, looks like im over a day late. :( |
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Nah I've been suffering since middleschool, one more day wont kill me... i think. Everyone loves my offensive humour! I make Chris Rock look like Wayne Brady. Did I mention that I find Don Rickles to be a big huggable teddy bear? |
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don rickles is a big huggable teddy bear but seriously, dont go into comedy. (unless i get free tickets and shit.) |
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question is, even if I gave you free tickets, would you even show up? |
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if you're an asshole, there's always time to change, or wipe more thoroughly... come to think of it, i got pretty damn lucky with my lady sasquatch, just refine your card playing skills and be patient... |
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Yay, sexist bullshit. |
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how is it sexist? |
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that is all true |
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i smell quality here! |
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Thanks pogo! I wuv you! *smooch* You too JAroen! *smoo- I mean uh... hug* |
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men die first .... because we .... mmmmmm.... Well, because women die second..... hum hum |
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bump! |
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you're stoned way too much dude. |
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wait till i start laughing all the way to the bank! |
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jesus this place sometimes feels like it's filled with 50-year-old men constantly having pub-conversations. |
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and erections hahahahahaha |
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wow i feel like im living in a parallel thread. |
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