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1 out of 28 people found the following post interesting: Smokey the Bear "Only you can prevent forest fires." After learning from Smokey that I was the only individual in the universe capable of preventing forest fires, I moved to a nearby forest where I assumed my unique power was urgently needed. I waited and waited. I started to wonder if Smokey really existed and talked to me or if I had hallucinated. Once, ironically, a bear almost ate me. He was wearing a hat but didn't have a shovel so I at least knew it wasn't Smokey. But there were no fires. I eventually just assumed that my mere presence prevented them and was glad I could help. I eventually got bored and left, deliberately starting a forest fire on the way out since I was sort of cold and knew one would inevevitably occur right when I left anyway, given my power would no longer work. McGruff the Crime Dog "Take a bite out of crime." I saw McGruff in a parking lot after he gave a great public speech about bullies. When I went to get his autograph, he looked both ways to make sure that nobody was watching then opened his trench coat and flashed me his bizare anthropomorphic dog genitals. The "crime dog" was apparently just a guise he used. This taught me a lot and now my most successful tactic to molest young children is to pose as a substitute teacher. Vince and Larry the Crash Test Dummies "You could learn a lot from a dummy." Vince and Larry taught me the humorous potential of severe automobile accidents. I've tried to replicate their genious using shopping carts with my 2 cats, dog and sister as the "dummies" but without much success. First of all they aren't usually willing and I have to restrain them. Second of all, they usually don't talk or move or breath after the crash and they're all covered with blood. Therefore they can't take part sharing the humorous experience with me. It's still sort of funny I guess. Was this post interesting to you? (yes) (no) |
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God damn it, motherfuckers. I just voted my post as "interesting". So there. |
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hooray!!! another success. three cheers for m W m! |
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Thanks fan! ps. please vote "interesting" if you liked it. |
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that turtle from the "duck and cover" thingies... |
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Ronald McDonald |
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I take that back |
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I like the Dept. Of Transport hedgehogs |
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