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Bust em if you got em. Slipped on the ice, broke my ass, got new bones, shit was made of glass. Punched through a door, really hurt n shit, good thing though, I didnt use my dick. Ate some spinach, wasnt that good, went to mcdonalds, like any stupid shit would. Slapped your momma, bitch went red, pooped in your urinal, turned your world on its head. *beat kicks in* I'm a hunter I aint no hick, tho Teacher asked me to draw some shit, I inked out a simple stick 'ho, But thats not the real me, I go much deeper. Ask your mom, and ask your girl.... *pause* |
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im thinkin' Hmm.. |
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Think about that shit while a pour another drink When I was younger I called a cock a dink You dont want to fuck when I'm wearin my fleece cuz I'll whip you around like a pollack piece |
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Smack a sack of flour Make that into bread I just took some nyquil feelin kinda sleepy Hey man chill out it...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You need to take zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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I weave more threads than the grateful dead If I pissed you off, then retract what I've said Replace it with "fuck you", and we're square on the head. |
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There once was a man called clint Who'd heard of the band they call Slint He rode a small pig And went to their gig And found the said band to be mint |
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*I haven't seen slint or heard them for that matter |
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Looking at your avatar makes me realise that the guy who made spongebob does shitloads of acid. |
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There should be more limericks in hip hop... get the whole Irish thing going. Dope beatness over trad irish jigs |
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*ahem* My messageboard rhymes kill with the nine-piece More heroic than jason and the golden fleece Greek style, black olive and feta cheese shit Homer's tragedies updated to feature blip blip Brotha, we got a zero zero one zero rap Translate from this, with a pocket calculator Home-made bean soup, dip it with a bread bap Post skynet shit like a dead terminator Don't dis me yo, cos my handle is androgenous Then rip off these lyrics til yo styles they be homogenous Y'all sucking on my dick til it shrinks, yer breath stinks, I'll break ya legs like retards on ice rinks. Mothafuckaz better rekkignize. Kill me now. |
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'I'll break ya legs like retards on ice rinks.' Fantastic! :) |
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You rhymes are too tight not in the good way. More like tight-assed. Drop the microphone. |
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That may be because i wrote a big load of rubbish whilst drinking cheap brandy mixed with aldi orange concentrate. Please GOD don't tell me you took that shizzle seriously. |
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The internet's your medium of choice cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice You ain't a MC just because you could type On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse You know you never seen no real life fame So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name (No doubt) No threat, y'all ain't the pro set Rappin ten years and not a paid show yet I love to get online and shine and drop bombs but my music can be found on more than dot coms (word up) Your website gets a whole lot of hits (right) but in the real world son you ain't sayin shit Cats run they mouth on AOL but everytime they drop a twelve inch, they don't sell You love the anonymnity, you hide behind the shadow Always tryin to get someone to chatroom battle Cryin cause heads only rhyme one syllable Who made the rule you gotta use every millisec because it's fillable? I'ma snatch your webmaster, break both his legs Post it on your site, format it as .jpeg's Rip you on your own site and sign your guestbook then go into your chatroom and leave the rec shook What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil) Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac but you internet MC's can't see AK Carpal tunnel syndrome, can't make a fist I rip every MC on your buddy list Show the light to you so bright that your eyesight fail Now you doin all your correspondence through eBraile Cats get online and start all types of static But heads without computers know whassup with Akrobatik (true dat) cause I rock real mics in real life Rip real crowds, real shows, real cyphz Plus your anonymous gab, it don't bother me I don't give a fuck if you got AOL or Prodigy Your crew screams that you the illest of all time when your only fans are all your nerdy friends that rhyme And even if you was nice, no one'll ever hear cause you in front the keyboard too much to develop y |
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your career (Say word) And half of y'all is just teenagers You don't know jack about what rippin up the stage is So I'ma get a crew of online MC pirates (right) Infect all your computers with a flesh-eatin virus (uh-huh) Chew up all your fingers so you can no longer type (say what?) then expose your lack of flow when you approach the open mic So internet MC's, heed my advice Online keystyles don't make you nice Bring it to the streets and start to rabble rousin Sincerely yours, Akro 2000 What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil) Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac but you internet MC's can't see AK Rhymes came from Akrobatic but i thought they fit here :) Luv u guys!! |
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Hey everyone! Take a look at this poser silly rocker kid with a 3 inch hoser Bitch get back in the kitchen and turn off the toaster You burning my food ho Peeps asking if I knows her, I'm like "Yo dog, thats actually a dude, look closer" If you treat him nice, he might just blow ya And its just a little more cash to have V tickle your ass fondle your prostate until you bust over his rash that he got from compulsively scratching his crabs. Its too bad. |
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10 dim a$(5) 20 for x=1 to 5: READ a$(x):NEXT 30 WHILE x 40 x=INT(RND(5)):PRINT a$(x)"!!! "; 50 WEND 60 DATA "bitch","ass","ho'","m*tha f*cka","compton" |
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moo cow go moo your momma go moo your sister go moo go moo go moo |
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I was moving my neck to that rhyme seriousley! |
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i got more skills than a million eminems...plus my rhymes are relavent to modern social concerns regarding cows, mommas and sisters. |
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Chuch? |
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