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quote: I farted once unquote ... quote: I farted twice unquote ..... quote: I farted chicken soup... and rice unquote ....... *w M w looks up after dividing the small unintelligent phrase into individual quotes needlessly, somber and puzzled by the deep philosophical undertones. One could hear one pin drop once, had one dropped one pin once, or even a pen... that is if the ground of our classroom was not soft carpet.* Does anybody have anything to add to this? Anyone at all. Do not be afraid. Try to say what you feel, not what you think. In fact, try to never think at all. What do you think of this? Ha! That was a trick question. Anyone who did not think about it gets extra credit. *finally someone slowly raises their hand* *w M w raises his spectacles on his nose...* "Yes. Yes, Hilda." Hilda: "Can I have a hall pass to go to the bathroom." w M w: "Yes, you may be excused." |
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Fascinating... Fascinating. I am truly mesmerized by the witlessness of my class. I am very lucky to have a class like this. Please turn to page 3 in our textbook, which is a calendar. Ah yes, march. Everyone look at the picture above march in our spam-themed calendars. mmm... "spam oven roasted turkey gyros with cucumber dill sauce". Henry please read where we left off, which is the word "pita" in the 2nd to last paragraph, reading backwards and pronouncing the words backwards as well just like we've practiced. |
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You mean ? |
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fresh air? |
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w M w: "Jack, you may be excused to go to the bathroom." Jack: "..But... I don't have to go." w M w: "Go to the bathroom right now! Sally! Accompany Jack and make sure that he produces something. I will doublecheck later so do not flush. If I don't see feces or urin, I want to see blood. Move!" Sally: "..I have to go to the guy's bathr?" w M w: "FAIL! You both fail! You two had better move it if you don't want fail minuses." |
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Excellent! You get an A. I have a special feeling about you. Your witlessness seems greater than the other children. This link to nowhere was a shining example and I am proud of you. Talk to me after class and I will see if I can get you into the gifted EW (exceptionally witless) classes because clearly you are moving so slow, the rest of the class can't catch up. |
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i am sorry sir, what i meant to say was: "may i please open a window so we can get some fresh air in here? the lack of oxygen to your brain seems to be affecting your teaching abilities. you seem crazy and unfit to be teaching. you are scaring the children...." |
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Oxygen might be toxic in some situations. |
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What, that window? Ha ha ha, that is just a picture of a window. Go ahead! Try to open it, ha ha. *FlyAgaric effortlessly opens the curtain and window allowing ina cool breeze and revealing grass and a tree.* What that grass and tree? Ha ha ha, that is just a picture of grass and a tree, ha ha. *the breeze makes its way towards w M w's nostrils and he instantly collapses dead since he can only smell farts on his planet and wasn't wearing his earth helmet.* THE END ...To be Continued? |
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this is the beginning of the end my friend. i advise you to return to where you came from immediately. |
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