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Earlier today, while drinking some using an advanced technique that doesn't involve microwaves or boiling*, I had to make a trip to the toilet in order to urinate on account of having already drank some warm water even earlier that day. Well, I placed my then current glass of warm water on the top of the toilet, as I needed both hands to lift my relatively heavy mangina into aiming position. Anyway, the whole point of this story is that, while shaking the last drops of urin off of my mangina, I thought, though am not certain that I saw a drop fall directly into my glass of warm water. I drank the water anyway, and that is the end of this story. I have another one though which I will post soon, so stay tuned. |
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*The new technique I developed involves turning the faucet mechanism in a different direction. It took my a long time to figure this out since, at first, it has no effect, but if I turn my faucet mechanism to the left instead of the right and wait a moment, the water automatically comes out warm with no need to microwave it! I havn't really placed this into my grand theory of faucet water yet in a way that I feel comfortable with yet. I have, however, read about water "geysers" and suspect that this might be the result of one. Feel free to try this technique with your own faucet, following common safety rules of course, but I don't guarantee its success if my theory is correct.. as geographic location might play a large role. |
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I wrote yet twice awkwardly, and typed my instead of me. For these sins I shall punish myself by staying at xltronic to post more messages. |
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I think that my lack of urinary skills proves that practice does not makes perfect... I've been training for my whole 19 years in order to accurately center the whithe target yet I still fail every time... |
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somehow w M w has managed to creat a character around his persona |
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Creating a persona of mythical status as lowtax is the dream of every forum user... I try hard every day...yet I'm miserable even this... |
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you're so very special and original. |
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I noticed that 90% italians are uncapable of understanding sarcasm It just flies over their heads... |
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Please publish your work when you are finished w M w. Where can we pre-order a copy? |
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It's already finished but undergoing a massive revision. I am replacing every word "the" with "catfish", as well as every other word I used. But even before I do that I have to fix another subtle mistake I noticed; I started out "earlier TODAY..." but later referred to this same day as "that day"... which should really have been "this day". It will be hard to notice when every word is catfish... still... I want it to be perfect. |
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