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offline mimi on 2004-11-14 15:04 [#01395125]
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there is only 1 bathroom in my house! and i live with 5
metrosexuals! gah!!! i have to pee!

ok not really about the metrosexual part but damn close


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-14 15:05 [#01395127]
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hmm, i live alnoe and i have 3 bathrooms :)
i only use two though.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-11-14 15:06 [#01395128]
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So what's your problem. Just squat over a bucket in your
room then make a cup of tea for your house mates with the
contents. You could even make them a snack depending on
what you need the toilet for.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 15:07 [#01395130]
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i lived in a house with with four people, one bathroom, and
a toilet in a closet.

really wierd. but the rent was stupid cheap, and we were
all boozehounds so it worked out pretty well.

we had a rope swing off of our back porch that swung way out
over a little creek, and over the roof of a shoestore that
was in front of our place. great times!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-14 15:07 [#01395132]
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haha :)


 

offline mimi on 2004-11-14 15:07 [#01395133]
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that doesn't solve my tooth brushing problem


 

offline fantomawz from Orlando, FL (United States) on 2004-11-14 15:07 [#01395134]
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haha... squat


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-14 15:08 [#01395135]
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you have a kitchen sink surely..


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-11-14 15:08 [#01395136]
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hmm...you have higher standards than me then.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 15:13 [#01395145]
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oh no... i fear there's been a terrible accident.

mimi? did you make it in time?


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-11-14 15:16 [#01395147]
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when I was little I used to dig a little just outside the
cabin...


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-11-14 15:33 [#01395166]
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i share a house with 5 guys and the bathrooms not a problem.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 17:55 [#01395285]
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oh kay, i think the metrosexuals glued mimi to the ceiling
with hairgel and went out to a posh coffee bar.

she definately peed in her pants.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-14 18:08 [#01395301]
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That's how Hitler started you know.....


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 18:49 [#01395325]
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hitler was kinda metro now that i think about it.

i'll bet he spent hours combing his hair just right, and
grooming that gay little mustachio.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-14 18:54 [#01395326]
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Yeah... and I bet that's what he called it too.
"MousssssTAchio"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 19:02 [#01395329]
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i wonder if he ever got a little chunk of spinach caught in
his mustachio at lunch, and then went the whole rest of the
day in meetings while all his psycho henchmen tried their
asses off not to laugh at him.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-14 19:04 [#01395330]
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*Gets idea for comic strip


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-11-15 01:01 [#01395513]
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thank god we have a bathroom and a toilet. i live with three
actually feminine girls.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-11-15 01:14 [#01395518]
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Shit... that is about as close as I could think to paradise
right now... if I didn't love my place.

My only problem with where I live is the bathroom is too
skinny.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 04:22 [#01395610]
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that should read:

*Steals idea for comic strip


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-15 07:26 [#01395709]
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it was pretty awesome. cept, my room was kinda like a
little sunroom that had been added to the house sometime
after it'd been built, and had windows on three of the four
walls.

i taped cardboard over most of the windows though, and
painted it, to sortof give the effect of some privacy.
plus, the only way to get to the back porch was through my
room... so, if me and my girlfriend were trying to have some
"alone time" we were often interupted by people who wanted
to drunkenly swing off the back porch in their underware, or
pee off the back porch when the bathroom, and the closet
were taken.

luckilly, she was cool, and cared as little as i did.

plus, the door to my room was only a few microns thick, so
any privacy that we thought we had was just an illusion
anyway. latenight visitors to our place were probably well
aquainted with our sex life.

those were interesting times.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-15 07:28 [#01395710]
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In my house have 2 bathrooms and I just live with my mom.We
just use one bathroom.


 

offline uzim on 2004-11-15 08:26 [#01395747]
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sometimes i can use the bathroom for, like, 2-3 hours
straight... when i'm washing myself, brushing my teeth,
washing my hair etc. usually i get lost in thoughts ' _'


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-11-15 09:07 [#01395770]
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sometimes I shit on paper plates and throw it over the fence
to save on water bills


 


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