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k_maty
on 2004-11-13 08:56 [#01393649]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular
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Britney walked around picking up empty Chicken McNugget boxes. She had a disgruntled look on her face. This was not how she wanted to begin her Saturday morning. Suddenly Kevin Federline appeared in his Michael Jordan sweatsuit. Britney looked sternly at Kevin. "Oh boo, why do you keep leaving this McDonalds stuff everywhere?" After a long pause Kevin looked perterbed. "Sheeit girl why you stressin?" Suddenly Kevin let out a large fart. "Aw dat was foul boo," he exclaimed as he headed off to watch BET.
"So, exactly what do you do for a living?" I asked Kevin. "Aw, you know, chill, keep up wif my dancin career and suppote my boo for whateva you know what i'm sayin?" I could smell the fiery stench of hot Funyuns from Kevin's breath. "Yes, I see," I said, "But all you have been doing today is sitting around playing Halo." "Sheeit, dats how we do it, you know?" Suddenly Kevin looked at me angrily and said, "Godamn writing muhfuckuh i'm finsta bounce. Bout to go get me some sahsage and egg biskits dog!" Kevin then turned to Britney and said "Ay boo, you wanna ride wif me?" Britney was not pleased as she replied, "Not until you pick up these sweet n' sour packet off the couch, boo." Kevin looked at Britney with disgust. "B--PLLeeeazee". Then I
began to laugh, and Kevin was amused.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-13 09:02 [#01393652]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker
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uzim
on 2004-11-13 09:05 [#01393653]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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...is this real? °_°
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-11-13 10:12 [#01393671]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker
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haha...
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