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offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-11-05 07:35 [#01384231]
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yes I have a mouse in my room. I've tryed to catch it with
my mom but it's nearly impossible. the little fucker is
really fast. I've set a couple of traps and stuff. but I
want it out of my room bye tonight. I can't sleep while a
mouse is in my room. if anyone knows a good quick way to
catch a mouse plz tell me.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-11-05 07:36 [#01384234]
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ya big jessie! scared of a mouse! oooh the big mouse is
gonna get me! i'm scared! fucking stamp on it till it pops,
then flip it over and cum over it. then eat it.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-11-05 07:38 [#01384235]
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I am a bit scared of the mouse....just a little.


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2004-11-05 07:39 [#01384238]
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CAT


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-11-05 07:41 [#01384240]
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MOVE


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-11-05 07:41 [#01384241]
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CAT


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-11-05 07:51 [#01384244]
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LET THE MOUSE WIN


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-05 07:52 [#01384245]
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"I am a bit scared of the mouse....just a little."

he boobytrapped his room to oblivion, one wrong move and
your spine is snapped by a glimmering "CHINK!"-sounding
cloud of metal, but he's only scared a little..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-05 07:52 [#01384246]
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S E X


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-11-05 08:13 [#01384261]
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Put a chuck of slalami on a 'little nipper' trap. We got a
mouse only last week. The fucking cats bring them in and
then leave them in the hall.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-05 08:54 [#01384288]
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rent a cat yeah.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-05 08:57 [#01384293]
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fuzzface will rip that mouse a new one.

i could ask him if he wants to take a trip to belgium. i
kinda doubt he will though. he's not too fond of travel.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-11-05 08:59 [#01384295]
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ahahaha I KILLED IT!!!!!!
I hitted it a couple of times with my broom and he/she
didn't move anymore.

R.I.P mouse


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-11-05 09:03 [#01384303]
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=o(


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-11-05 09:07 [#01384307]
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yeah I know..I didn't want to kill it in the first place. I
setted up a couple of things to catch it and then let it
free but it didn't work.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-11-05 09:13 [#01384316]
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That mouse was some mouses mother


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-05 09:15 [#01384319]
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well, you'd better cut it's heart out and eat it now.

you know the native americans never wasted a single part of
an animal they had to kill. and they apologized to it's
soul after they killed it. i hear the souls aren't nearly
as mad at you if you call them 'brother'.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-11-05 09:15 [#01384320]
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:(


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-11-05 09:21 [#01384333]
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do the thing you are doing in your sucky avatar...

cant you give your breasts a whirl and make its head
explode?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-11-05 09:21 [#01384335]
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B7 to the mouse killer !!!!!

*Chases you with burning torches and pitch forks*


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-05 09:23 [#01384336]
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Mouses dont belong inside so they die.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-05 09:25 [#01384341]
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matmos made a record of rat relocation. so why kill an
inocent mouse then? :(


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-05 09:27 [#01384344]
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my dad built a bunch of traps that just catch the mice in a
cage type thing instead of killing them.

but, the only problem was that he would set them, check them
for a few days, then forget about it for a month, so the
mouse would get trapped in there, then die of starvation in
our basement.

:(


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-11-05 09:50 [#01384360]
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*INTERMISSION*

We interupt this thread for Hamsters In Hats


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-05 09:54 [#01384364]
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haahahah!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-11-05 10:06 [#01384395]
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oh

my


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-11-05 10:07 [#01384400]
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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!

There are mouse killers round hyar


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-11-05 10:24 [#01384459]
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*gets tiny helmet and sword*


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-11-05 10:25 [#01384464]
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oooooo!! scary!!


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2004-11-05 10:53 [#01384612]
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A mars is efficient.

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/mars_mouse.jpg

hum plz help : how to make lazy links ??


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-11-05 10:58 [#01384630]
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i killed a mouse once. i squashed it against the wall with
an upturned bed. you heard all the bones crack aswell.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-05 11:26 [#01384770]
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lovely.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-05 11:28 [#01384774]
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indeed


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-11-05 13:21 [#01384917]
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I once saw a friend's cat eat a mouse whole, the whole
tail-disappearing-down-the-gullet shebang. It puked about 30
seconds later and the mouse ran away, slimy but seemingly
unscathed.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-05 13:50 [#01384938]
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i just killed a mouse an hour ago. i stepped on it... it
was an accident, actually - i didn't even see it until it
was quite dead.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-11-05 18:38 [#01385327]
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There is some sort of rodent currently in my kitchen.

I hope it leaves.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-11-05 18:42 [#01385336]
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Put Peanut Butter on the mouse trap....

A definate KILL!!!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-11-05 18:43 [#01385338]
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you must learn to live in peace with mice.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-11-05 18:57 [#01385365]
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Way to go!
yer quite the man now aren't ya, mouse killer?

You are now doomed to think about the feeling you got
killing that mouse each nano second before you climax for
the rest of your life.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-11-05 19:00 [#01385367]
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pogo looks like some stupid teenager in this thread. whats a
big deal ? we eat animals so FUCK OFF ! THEYRE NOT ALIVE
WHEN WE DO THIS, AIGHT ?


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-11-05 19:03 [#01385371]
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Yeh, but a fucking mouse? I could see if it was a badger or
even a raccoon, but a mouse?

You might of made friends with him then you would have
something real to talk to.


 


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