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I just want to sais to hammermaster oa that oa oa oa oats. he is the best MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, even bet art than then he-man and even she-ra and he-ra. and skeletron. and their tiger MC HAWKING who can change into a tricerataco. Sence DRILLMASTER is such a master und a good one, I pecide to make THIS threap about how much of an apreciation has it for me. Thank oyu vebry much for your very tasty salads, thank you very much for letting me rebowindmill your trowsers and tools such as: lemming, shovel, mustart squirting "squirter", katschetchup squirting "squirter" and arfspecialfully your IDM burrito (who I named "tammy" and keep in a cage as my pet with an electric eel also named "tammy". Sometimes I get confused which tammy is which! HA HA) So anyways, once again this threap is ONLY for apreciashiating of the MUSTARD MASTER for he is the best so and that. And also this thread can be for other things too such as: counting lemmings, squirting things with a mustard "squirter", or practicing karate. Thanks. |
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"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game. He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it. Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but, you know, farm ducks. And it got Don Carlos all mixed up. Since the ducks were always around the yard with nobody shooting at them he knew he wasn't supposed to kill them, but he had to do something. So one morning last spring, when the ground was still soft, he took all the ducks and buried them." "What do you mean, buried them?" "Oh, he didn't hurt them. He dug little holes all over the yard and picked up the ducks in his mouth and put them in the holes. Then he covered them up with mud except for their heads. He did thirteen ducks that way and was digging a hole for another one when Tony found him. We talked about it for a long time. Papa said Don Carlos was afraid the ducks might run away, and since he didn't know how to build a cage he put them in holes. He's a smart dog." -- R. Bradford, "Red Sky At Morning" |
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Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence. |
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A bureaucracy is like a septic tank -- all the really big shits float to the top. |
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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other. |
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There are new messages. |
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QFD: Quelle fucking drag. "Jamie got stuck at Rome airport for thirty-six hours and it was, like, totally QFD." -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" |
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We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal. |
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"The churches can well afford to pay fair taxation. But supposing they couldn't. Would not that be a very significant evidence that the churches were not really wanted?" [E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life"] |
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is this the threap? |
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have it immortalised forever in someone's .sig file |
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admonition is that so few of them actually have naked transformation sequences |
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I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD |
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(1/2) / 3 | 3 1 3 x PI (1/2) | t dt - cos (------) = ln(e ) / 1 2 9 The integral, from one to root three, Of t to the third dt, Times half the cosine Of 3 pi over nine Is the log of the square root of e. |
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YES ahahahahahahahaha |
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I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies. -- William F. Buckley |
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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! |
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Recreational Slumming: The practice of participating in recreational activities of a class one perceives as lower than one's own: "Karen! Donald! Let's go bowling tonight! And don't worry about shoes ... apparently you can rent them." -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" |
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Il y avait un plombier, Francois, Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois. Dit-elle, "Arretez! J'entends quelqu'un venait." Dit le plombier, en plombant, "C'est moi." |
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ian knoll is very creative, i like that |
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I was hanging out in my castrobotnia spleen territory, and a vein starting choking me! it sucked! |
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where can the toolmaster go to pay homage? I started breaking shit with my chainsaws at a grocery store; I don't think that cut it (CUTHAHAHAH LOTS OF STUFF) |
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Ha ha ha ha, you've come more preprepositionared for our datacoe than I did. Sadogly I'm not making a paripeody of qrter when I write like that that athat that hat that hat no.. My brain currently really feels that'd way. sorts of like a stupidyes. supTYES, I mean no. Cinserly, FfF PS. |
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I've been sitting around bored all day. energy being used now. hey I'm going to post something serious in the schirach thread |
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Dear toolmaster, |
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Fav+ |
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I celebrated by farting. |
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bump. |
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You bumped your own appreciation thread. What an arrogant prick. NO MORE APPRECIATION FOR YOU. |
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=(((((((((( I have no idea what to say about this schirach. I'm enjoying it, but I have no idea what's going on. |
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he must be completely out of it |
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His cd artwork, his interviews, his appearance... He might be the reincarnated god of mischief... er, or maybe the god of mischief since I assume gods are immortal and can't be reincarnated, especially since I'm mixing like two different religions, or something. A cool thing about streetfighter is just letting it run and watching the demos since every single match has randomly chosen characters that play in real time (not just a recording like in most games' demos). You could let the thing run for like a century and keep a constant tally of who wins the most ie. the one with the best strategy relative to the population of strategies. This reminds me of some thing I'm vaguely remember in my seaweed brain about richard dawkins (i think) holding a competition for the program with the best strategy to compete among a population submitted by other programmers. Too bad I can't remember many details. "tit for tat" was the winner though. It simply mimicked the behavior of it's enemy. If it wasn't attacked, it wouldn't attack back, if it was, it would. Or something. Fig newtons. I have brain mold. |
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I bet zangief and ryu and ken's computed fighting behaviors would come out on top. Balrog would be near the bottom. He loses in almost every demo. Actually m bison usually loses too. |
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hahaha the last assignment in my 1 CS class this semester is a chess program, and we go against everyone else in the class, including the professor, and matches are constantly played and standings constantly updated... muhahahaha I'll try to find out some more. Was he ever more.. ah.. straightforward? I have no idea where he's coming from on this shit. All these weird discrete noises synchronized up on beats... yeah I bet the demos are cool to have running in the background, and pay attention now and then. I wish there were easter eggs.. but programming is a lot of work. Today I was on xlt for like 10 hours. I have done every homework assignment this week in <1hr. definitely brain mold as well. zangief is really that good? just hard to use? I pulled a bagel out of a bag today, and the underside was green. Never been surprised by something like that before, I totally didn't notice. brain seaweed in visual cortex |
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His programmed behavior is good, but he's hard to actually play with. Same with deejay. Damn, making a chess program would be hard... You have to use heuristics, not algorithms do to the complexity... right? I wonder if tit for tat would work well with chess, maybe not since the one-player-goes-first- setup reduces the symmetry and eventually mirroring would no longer work. I've heard a slightly more straightforward track on some compilation I forgot the name of but didn't like it much. That was before he found the magic ring of IDM and decided to use it for evil of course. Gangser of DSP. |
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i want to be awake when w M w is on :((((((( |
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he is so MANLY! |
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I meant FEmanly. Sorry! |
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shut it you |
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TOOLMATER FOR PRESIDENT ! ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYY BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY !@ |
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There's an algorithm for lots of games called minimax where at each step you assume your opponent will do the best possible option.. this could be considered tit for tat (tit for sucking) on steroids--you're reacting to a tree of predictions. There are shitloads of heuristics used to cull the search space, which is monstruously huge. I've heard some crackheads say it is greater than the number of atoms in the universe. assholes. it will be very hard. Some really bright dude asked me if he can work with me on it, and we're both going to be very competitive, so I hope it goes well.. I'll keep you posted. w M w is the best. |
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*gets the febreeze* |
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Actually I have since figured something out about super street fighter 2 demos: They are unfair: Before each fight one of the characters who will fight is featured in a stats screen: this character always plays at a higher difficulty than the other one. |
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minimax theorem gives the existence of such an equilibrium for any zero sum game. look to NASH EQUILIBRIA for general sum games. |
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Street Fighter 2 is one of my favourite games of all time. |
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w M w has schizophrenia. |
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I've written AI for games before. It's fun. I always wondered how the Street Fighter 2 AI worked... It's not very good, but it's decent if you put it on a high difficulty (which just makes it do more damage in a cheaty cheaty sort of way.) I wrote an AI for Tetris Attack (well, my own clone I made) once. It was decent and could do combos, but to no where NEAR the level of the AI in the SNES Tetris Attack, which is pretty damned good. Actually, the TA remake on the GBA has extremely excellent AI... WMW you should check out Tetris Attack if you haven't played it before. Don't let the name fool you; it's not one of those crappy Tetris cash-in games! |
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The best way to play street fighter by far imo is with the genesis 6 button controller. The AI has kept this game eternally fun for me. I've played it more than all other genesis games put together. One game I started playing almost as much is super puzzle fighter 2 for ps1 (as soon as I get my computer set up, I'll probably be playing hell revealed for doom again mostly) I'm going to buy tetris attack now; thanks for the suggestion. I might have already played it; I forget, I probably just played tetris 2. Now when I play street fighter I only play on the highest difficulty and have the additional goal of never losing a single match to keep it challenging (since I memorized a lot of the patterns, yet despite this it often remains challenging with few ways to 'cheat' (unlike mortal kombat and the vast majority of other copies which is lame gameplay wise)). I bought a bunch of gamegear games on a whim; what a crap system. So many cookie cutter side scrollers (I swear this one game called itchy and scratchy (simpsons) somethingerather took the exact game bonks adventure and just traded the sprites for itchies and scratchies (they left the volcanoes and dinosaur skeletons even, and the music was very similar). oops I typed. |
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