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Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills." -- Herb Caen
 

offline strollop from pleasure on 2004-11-02 02:56 [#01379292]
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WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT. The MX
is really
[Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the
nuclear-arms-
reduction talks with the Russians. See, we have a problem
with the
Russians. They look at our leaders and they see, for
example, George
Bush, who is really a fine and brave man but who happens to
have this
unfortunate physical characteristic whereby when he talks he
sounds as
though he just inhaled a helium party balloon. If he ever
becomes
President, the Russians will deliberately create nuclear
crises just so
they can gather around the Hot Line with refreshments and
listen to
George talk.
-- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against
Political Fallout"

 

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