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offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-10-22 14:20 [#01369250]
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at
the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two
separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean
? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to
laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was
going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I
drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said.
"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think
that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I
started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was
getting pretty late.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I
guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting
them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no
good reason.

i like these. from the famous snl skit:

deep thoughts, by jack handy


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-22 14:21 [#01369254]
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giginger's avatar is definately named jack handy.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-10-22 14:23 [#01369258]
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Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right,
tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good,
lucky feeling.


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2004-10-22 17:53 [#01369461]
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I miss Phil Hartman.
(he did the Introduction)


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-22 18:07 [#01369464]
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even horsefactory said he read it wrong?


 


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