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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-20 20:13 [#01367670]
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Is an anagram of Land Oar which means Aphex is really a
land Viking with a horn hat hidden from view.

Factually correct in almost every percent.

Love.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-10-20 20:14 [#01367673]
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goodnight.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-20 20:15 [#01367676]
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Goodnight kind sir. I will catch thee the morrow which I
hope will be a fine affair for yourself.

Peace.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-20 20:15 [#01367677]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



analord is going to be awesome!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-20 20:37 [#01367694]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict



rolanda is going to be awesome!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-20 20:38 [#01367696]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



analord is going to be mediocre because he can't ever live
up to the image, whatever he does.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-10-20 21:38 [#01367761]
Points: 2786 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01367696



pragmatic realism strikes again. i hope you're happy, qrter.
i hope you sleep well at night.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-20 21:48 [#01367774]
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you've stolen christmas you heartless bastard.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-20 21:50 [#01367776]
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I've stolen it AND eaten it.


 

offline emessiah from morton grove, IL (United States) on 2004-10-20 22:21 [#01367811]
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analord is my baby's daddy


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-20 22:22 [#01367812]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



beautiful first post,

...or was it bad I'm no good at calling these types of
things


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-21 11:52 [#01368182]
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It is a bad thing to start with a good post because most
people just think you go downhill from there. However
please make your second post an equal or better post and you
will have my respect until at least your third post.

Welcome.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-21 11:54 [#01368187]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Hahahah

"anal lord"

HAHAHHHAA!


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-10-21 11:54 [#01368188]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Well, just DL what Cylob played on the set rumoured to be
analord. Found two tracks, and the part of the cylob
concert. The first is kinda boring acid, while the second is
kinda strange "remix" of one of the tracks from either
Polygon Window or SAW1


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2004-10-21 11:55 [#01368190]
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I'm gonna analorder it.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-21 11:55 [#01368191]
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HAHAHAHA

I never even thought of that...it's just sooooo gay.

HaHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1111


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-21 11:59 [#01368196]
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I like having hopes

where is epohs¿


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-10-21 12:00 [#01368197]
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I hope my mp3's are fake for sure!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-21 12:24 [#01368232]
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wait... wha?

i'm wallowing in a pool of self pity as usual.

Analord!


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-21 12:36 [#01368246]
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forget about the self pity

think a little.... look at you, you are the person you like
the best in this world... masturbate your mind and then go
out to conquer the world

if not, simply masturbate


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-21 12:40 [#01368251]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Cock 10 (zipper rmx)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-21 12:45 [#01368254]
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then it's settled. i shall conquer the world with my
masturbations!


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-21 12:53 [#01368258]
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two things you must know:

more than 4 masturbations a day can cause you injury in the
arm, hand and dick

try to do it 3 times as much

keep all the semen that you produce in the freezer, then
after 10 years of masturbating 3 times a day... you will
have like:

lets see, lets say that with each masturbation you get 1gr
of sement

so this is 3gr a day

10 years is 3650 days... which would mean: 11000gr of semen

11kg... you then buy a fecundation machine and you fecundate
all the women in the world with your semen (see that wih one
masturbation you get millions of sperma so you have lots to
fecundate the whole world)

its just a matter of time and some money, but you can become
the father of all human being in this world in less than 50
years


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-21 13:15 [#01368278]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to nacmat: #01368258



You're really scraping the barrel for stats now the search
function's dead. I like it.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-10-21 13:52 [#01368304]
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I could never understand why Nacmat, with his model good
looks and professional qualification, had trouble with
women. Now it has all become clear.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-10-21 13:56 [#01368305]
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you had to dig deep for that one, didnt you. that post would
have took me all day to concoct.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-26 14:25 [#01372822]
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why?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-26 14:31 [#01372831]
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maybe keeping all of your manseed in a jar in the freezer
has something to do with it.

;)


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-26 15:04 [#01372855]
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oh that

it was just a theory

a conquering one


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-26 15:06 [#01372861]
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*preserves manseed for posterity*


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-26 15:12 [#01372872]
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you know what.... I am thinking of making some little holes
in my pink cap so that I can see you guys


 


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