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Are more fun than sex with your best friends mum. But less fuck than sex with your girlfriend. To summarise Sex with best friends mum < Drugs < Sex with girlfriend. Thankyou. |
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Less fun not fuck than sex see mistake above. |
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*takes note* |
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*Pulls limp and unamused penis out of best friends mother* |
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You need to try some drugs. |
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drugs is bad. |
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only if you abuse them like they were a couple of children at neverland. |
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drugs were bad. |
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how about drugs & sex with girlfriend at the same time then..not that i'd know, but it's got to be awesome.. |
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yeah that can be good but not on acid; sex on acid is weird. |
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I will experiment hemp soon,but, if my mom discover she will kick my ass ... |
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Indeed DRUGS are cool ! |
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Hang on, hang on.....what about sex with your girlfriend on drugs WITH your best friends mum? |
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watching? |
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only certain drugs are good, but it was said that if they are abused thats when things get ugly, like this one time, i was having sex with my girl and my best friends mom came in ..... |
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how about drugs with your mums best friend? |
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Mutually exclusive events in the context of my original post. Thanks for your enquiry though. Lee. |
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drugs are nice people are bad to drugs I always tell little drugs: dont do people! |
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drugs are dirty. |
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Something they have in common with my best friends mum and my girlfriend. |
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mmm lucky you! |
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I need more roach powder. |
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I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was at an aphex concert with young ecnadniarb, but we were early so we were hanging around, and it was like a big convention center. And then there were these two really nice girls but they were only interested in Ecna and not me. But there were no drugs invovled, unless you count all the booze I had before bedtime. |
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lee's a playah even in other people's dreams! |
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It's the first time I know of I went on to have a threesome in someone elses dream...excellent. However in reality I would have only chosen the nicest (unless they were both really really fit) and I would have talked the other one into lovin you. |
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dreams happen |
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and Christina Aguilera. ugh. |
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4 girls are in my mind now: -my ex.... I must forget about this one already -a friend from university: excellent mind, funny and pretty, I have some chances.... but its gonna be a long battle - I girl I knew at a club this summer, she is all after me, she is interesting.... but I dont know... I am not sure if I like it... anyway its nice to have here nearby sending me sms and wanting to see me all time.... she plays piano and is an athlete too... nice ah - a 17 year old beauty I kissed the other weekend... it was all very nice that day... we didnt have real sex, cos I didnt find the chance, we were at a wedding with all her relatives ... but I tell you she was a goddess... I dont know if I shall call her or not... I got her phone why did I tell you this?? I dont know |
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call her |
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who? |
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oh the 17 one I think I prefer my uni friend... a real woman... and a great one I am seeing here tonight at a jazz concert |
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aw i knew you'd remember me :) |
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..a jazz concert..? is she in her forties? |
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hahaha, actually it was my idea jazz is great man and its only piano btw... a pianist from argentina |
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nice idea... of course don't call the other if you prefer this one and already go out with them tonight !! :D |
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