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Magic Button That Kills People
 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-10-17 19:11 [#01365769]
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I just had this thought.
If you could press a button that would cause the person of
your choice to explode, without anyone knowing it was you
that caused that person's demise, would you push it? And who
would you kill?

I would pick either Steve Balmer or This Guy


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-17 19:13 [#01365771]
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hmm... you better watch yourself 'round these parts...or you
might get buttoned...


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-17 19:13 [#01365772]
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this guy.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-10-17 19:16 [#01365774]
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"he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment
and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex,
vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his
virginity, and sexual fantasies."

C'mon r40f, the man just wants to be loved.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-17 19:17 [#01365776]
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why the hell would she stay on the phone with him?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-17 19:20 [#01365777]
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maybe she stayed on the phone because:

"If any woman ever breathed a word I'll make her pay so
dearly that she'll wish she'd never been born. I'll rake
her through the mud, bring up things in her life and make
her so miserable that she'll be destroyed." -- Bill
O'Reilly


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-17 19:22 [#01365780]
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nice fellow


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-17 19:24 [#01365782]
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and he is really doing just as he said he would. fox news
has hired a detective to follow around this woman, and they
had a newspaper article published about her to make her out
to be some sort of nut. the headline said that she,
"Flipped Out" - she really just had an everyday verbal
argument with someone in a resturaunt over seating.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-10-17 19:25 [#01365783]
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There's no real reason to hope for Balmer to
explode. He'll do it to himself eventually.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-17 19:26 [#01365784]
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lol

"I... love... this company!!!! yeeeeaaaaah!"


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-10-17 19:28 [#01365785]
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Developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!!!!!!
Developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!!!!!!
Developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-17 19:29 [#01365786]
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that guy is such a douchebag. he should become a pro
wrestler or something.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-17 19:33 [#01365788]
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he would drown the crowd in sweat.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-10-17 19:35 [#01365789]
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this guy


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-10-17 19:37 [#01365792]
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He pays people to stop laughing at him and covering their
noses to shield themselves from his overpowering odour.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-10-17 19:37 [#01365793]
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Ballmer, that is, not Muhammad Saad Al-Beshi


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-10-17 19:39 [#01365796]
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He started at a prison in Taif, where his job was to
handcuff and blindfold the prisoners before their execution.
“Because of this background, I developed a desire to be an
executioner,” he says.

Fucking hell, off with his head


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-10-17 19:44 [#01365798]
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oh, just so you know-- he regularly executes women for
infidelity etc.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-10-17 20:16 [#01365814]
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Good choice. But those in power would be better, since
they're the ones who tell him to do so.


 

offline OK on 2004-10-17 20:33 [#01365819]
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George W. Bush, dick cheney, and all the people at PNAC.

anyone in secret societies promoting racism, religion
fundamentalism


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-10-17 21:05 [#01365830]
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Thw whole Yankee organization? Please?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-17 21:16 [#01365833]
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DJ Tiësto


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2004-10-17 23:03 [#01365859]
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Tiësto is AWESOME.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-10-18 17:24 [#01366217]
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the death rate is fixed at one per each, just be patient and
go with the flow.

i would defy the shiny, candy-like death dealing button...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-18 17:26 [#01366219]
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surely you will be it's next victim then..


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-18 17:55 [#01366246]
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Yes. I would push the button. I'd probably push it twice,
just to see if it made another explosion.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-18 18:05 [#01366252]
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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-10-20 16:08 [#01367421]
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I'd kill Bob Goodenow. Blood sucking parasite is trying his
absolute damnedest to ruin my fall/winter. A lot of his
clients are breaking ranks. Fuck the douchebag.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-20 16:25 [#01367456]
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Mike McCarthy and his wife Kelly, no hesitation


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-10-20 17:51 [#01367541]
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how about anyone at PETA


 


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