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Aphex twin smells, Literally
 

James Cross from London on 2002-01-27 01:05 [#00075175]



I happened to meet aphex late last year in London, he wasnt
very chatty and the most noticable thing about him was that
he really stank! I cant believe it! Our god doesn't bathe
enough... Hes put on loads of weight now too Heh heh
heh... peace out...


 

titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-27 01:07 [#00075177]



what a shallow thing to bring up


 

ahex twistn from ahex twistn on 2002-01-27 01:22 [#00075191]



AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-27 02:00 [#00075230]



So the Twin has B.O?

Doesn't matter, I can't smell him from where I am, but I can
hear his music, which DOESN'T stink.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-27 02:09 [#00075239]



he just needs to put on some Sigur Ros and get a nice hot
bath...


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-27 11:36 [#00075324]



U all just need to shut up and worry about his music, not
about the B.O.


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-27 11:36 [#00075325]



U all just need to shut up and worry about his music, not
about the B.O.


 

Gutt'em McGregor on 2002-01-27 12:18 [#00075329]



touchy subject?...


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-27 16:34 [#00075343]



I've got some Hi-Karate he can have


 

Carlton from USA on 2002-01-27 17:27 [#00075353]



He is British, it is to be expected.


 

Taoist Blockade from Vancouver Canada on 2002-01-27 17:57 [#00075356]



He has BO? Thats it im trading my AT records for Sting.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-27 18:33 [#00075359]



Personal hygeine is of no importance to recluses.


 

my-little-sister from Kent, UK on 2002-01-27 18:35 [#00075360]



I'm a recluse... I care


 

-a from --- on 2002-01-27 19:33 [#00075364]



Ophecks:

"Doesn't matter, I can't smell him from where I am, but I
can hear his music, which DOESN'T stink."

well put


 

crayon_kid from ......BEHIND YOU!!! on 2002-01-27 19:58 [#00075373]



hehe

fat stank aphex twin. thats funny


 

m i f f from c y m r u on 2002-01-27 20:48 [#00075380]



he should use some alberto balsam...


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-27 20:54 [#00075382]



Taoist you are a moron.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-27 20:55 [#00075384]



Don't you bring the good name of sting into disrepute you
bastard!


 

spriggan on 2002-01-27 22:45 [#00075416]



autechre smells like pot. which is worse?


 

Loogie from UK on 2002-01-27 23:05 [#00075422]



On that MTV interview you can see he's got really long
filthy fingernails.

I thought he had a girlfriend... I don't know any girls who
would put up with a bloke who smells.

Tidy your act up Rich!


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-27 23:30 [#00075426]



Sting doesn't have a good name you bastard, and neither do
you.


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-28 00:34 [#00075438]



so?


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-28 01:27 [#00075455]



is it just me, or does Spud seem really touchy?


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-28 02:19 [#00075476]




Stinky twin? ... No.
Aphex Stink? ... No .
Aphex Twin sounds better.


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-28 03:06 [#00075519]



No I'm not touchy at all, whatever gave you that idea? I
just make fun of the idiots that believe Sting has a good
name.


 

laughable butane bobby on 2002-01-28 03:43 [#00075537]



he was fat and he stinks? are you sure that was not his
friend Cylob?

actually chicks dig some manly smell, as long as you change
you underwear.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-28 17:57 [#00075703]



Ok Spud, here's the thing, when someone says 'bring the name
of xxxx..', they don't mean the name literally, they mean
the person. i.e, I was talking about sting himself, not the
fact he's called sting. And obviously you don't get sarcasm
anyway (and just in case you still don't understand, it
was). So in fact you are the moron.

XOXOXO


 

wizards teeth on 2002-01-28 19:28 [#00075718]



foist smells quite nice actually


 

JOB on 2002-01-28 20:17 [#00075725]



hmmm if i wait long enough i get bo..... maby i can make
good music then.....


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-28 20:43 [#00075726]



No B3n, you are the moron.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-28 21:21 [#00075742]



'I know you are you said you are...'

good reasoning.


 

Taxi on 2002-01-28 21:44 [#00075759]



It sounds like mr James has been living under the influence
of Cylob for too long. Putting on weight, stinking up any
joint he hangs out in and putting out a crappy ass album.
Tbtbtbtbtbthththtthbhtbthbth


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-29 00:07 [#00075790]



B3n, for once in your life use whatever gray matter you have
left and then, once that's all done then it'll be easier for
you to write a useful post, dumbass.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-29 17:14 [#00076043]



Spud, you can't even understand basic english and I wouldn't
call saying "Taoist you are a moron." a useful post when he
was clearly just making a joke.

Get that pole out of your ass and stop acting like a
dickhead.



 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-29 17:16 [#00076046]



And BTW, if you have such a problem with this topic anyway,
then don't bother looking at it, I'm sure the others agree
too.


 

Monoid on 2002-01-29 17:17 [#00076047]



Maybe he'll get sponsored by Alberto Balsam ?


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-29 21:09 [#00076104]



Apparently you still don't know how to write a useful post
B3n, but that's okay because you are obviously still not
using what little brain you have left. I can assure you that
there is no pole up my ass, although you would prolly be
turned on if there was you stupid ass. I have no problem
with the topic, I have a problem with you, because you don't
know when to shut your mouth you ignorant prick.


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-29 21:23 [#00076105]



Spud, you are a complete hypocrite, *you* are the one who
started attacking people for their comments, and you gave no
reason why. What was the usefulness originally of just
calling people morons? None whatsoever.

And how can you say you have no problem with the topic if
you come out saying "U all just need to shut up and worry
about his music, not about the B.O.
"

I think you should go away and get a sense of humour before
you even bother continuing to post in this forum.


 

jand from Essex on 2002-01-29 21:55 [#00076116]



Lets all have a group hug, ok....

All together now..

"Kumbyeya My Lord
KumByeya..."...



 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-30 00:47 [#00076163]



B3n, I think you need to get a brain before you come back to
this topic again, you are contributing absolutely nothing
and the more you talk the more idiotic you sound.

Btw, that B.O. thing was just sarcasm, look who can't sense
sarcasm now, you idiot!


 

Bogus on 2002-01-30 06:06 [#00076236]



spud please realize that you're the idiot here.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-30 06:29 [#00076239]



Spud is a joke alias... NOONE could possibly be that
confrontational and pissed off over THIS. Notice he doesn't
post on any other topics.


 

Spud from Susanville, CA on 2002-01-30 07:08 [#00076245]



Bogus and Ophecks please realize that you are the only fake
idiots here.


 

jand from Essex on 2002-01-30 07:11 [#00076248]



Yep, Spud is real....I've seen him post in other threads...

But none as funny as this one!!!

Chill Out people...it's only fucking text..


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-30 07:13 [#00076252]



So I'm a fake, am I? Am I not human? If you cut me, do I not
bleed?


 

Bogus on 2002-01-30 08:34 [#00076268]



now all of you should consider this when thinking that the
music you listen is intelligent or is listened by
intelligent people.

in spud you have the proof of how wrong that belief is.


 

jand from Essex on 2002-01-30 08:39 [#00076270]



That bubble was burst quite some time ago...:)...



 

Maytag from Durham,NH USA on 2002-01-30 11:45 [#00076350]



"Body odor is the window to the soul." David Byrne

"One thing is for sure, when Lenin led the Russian
Revolution NO WAY did he do it with a spotless bottom!!"
Rick Mayall "The Young Ones"


 

sining on surf waves on 2002-01-30 13:14 [#00076360]



Let us cut Opchecks and see if, indeed, he does bleed. If
he bleeds for five days straight and is still alive, he is
really a woman. If he bleeds and dies, he will have proved
that, yes, indeed, Opchecks is a man!


 

B3n from Falkland Islands on 2002-01-30 16:58 [#00076419]



Spud, you can't even understand english so I'm not going to
bother arguing anymore with a troll.


 


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