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Well last night after a bottle of wild turkey and a few shots of whatever the fuck, I woke up not knowing where I was then went home then slept till 3:00 PM. Now I'm all disoriented. I made out with some girl I've had a crush on for a year+. And I didn't even vomit! I <3 booze. |
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drunk people are cool yay |
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I am considerably drunk. Respect to you. I need to drink a lot of water, I have a therapistst's a[poimnt,emt at 11. 2,moro. FOR REAL BITCHES |
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I was drunk about an hour and a half ago. I am staying awake to sober up because i need to work tomorrow. I am smoking many cigarettes and drinking coca cola. This is my life in microcosm. |
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I am drinking water out of a jug. I need to be sober, it is n0t happening. |
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I'm still on the Leffe. it's getting me kind of squiffy. I have to work in about 7 hours too. |
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I just started pouring the jacks and coke. It's so sweet. Cheers. Looks like the Red Sox game is a rain out. Which sucks. But it helps the Sox so I'm all for it. I'll drink to that. |
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wild turkey? the liquor or the liqUOR fuk how do you spell it pronounced LICK-OR instead of LICK-ER I had some wild turkey LICK-OOR and it was so damn delicious! |
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turkey lick-ooor.... sounds tasty. I need to sober up now. |
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Do NOT tempt me. I have an unopened bottle of jack downstairs, and if i open it, come tomorrow morning my head and stomach will feel like they are filled with owl turds. Owl turds, i tell you. |
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go for it.. mornings are for gays anyway. |
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Owl turds.... sweeet. and it's pronounced got it! |
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Shit I meant it's pronounced lick-her, lick - her!!! |
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Tip Number One. Close your eyes. Is the room spinning? Do you need to be awake at a time before 1pm tomorrow? If so, make yourself spew. There is no shame in vomit. You'll be glad you did tomorrow morning. If the room is not spinning yet, do not drink any more alcohol. Eat something stodgy. Drink some more water. This drunkenness will pass in about an hour. Then you can go to bed. You'll feel rough come tomorrow, but it won't be puking-rough. It'll be pastie-nik naks-bottle of coke-rough. I speak from experience. |
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mornings ARE for gays... what a rare truism... |
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Well, the bottle is open and i have a glass in front of me. I doubt i can use the ol' "qrter made me do it" excuse for work again though. |
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Thankyou very much deepspace. I apppreciate your concem, you are truly a kind soul. I have alrewady thrown up once tonight, I think I am gonna just jit the sack. Don't worry I have plenty of the old H2O on hand, ,y bladder will be suffering. |$ reerl PeacCE OUT NIGGERS John |
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there you go. I'll get another beer and watch some Jackass. we can all blame qrter in the gay morning. |
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Don't piss in your bed. I've learned if your really drunk and drink water so you'll feel better in the morning chances are you'll wake in a pool of wetness. And you'll still feel like shit. |
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Good sleepage to you my man, i'll say a small prayer to the god of hangovers for you. Godspeed and good luck. |
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perhaps even gay-assed morning... *cracks open a harp* |
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GAY MORNING. Damn straight. 2moro's gayness will; by qrter's fault/ |
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Only if you drink about 4 gallons or something. A pint or two and it'll cushion ye... it'll reduce a Level 4 Evil to a Level 3 Bearable, for shure. I've never pissed the bed, thank god. I've puked over the side of the bed without remembering it, but pissage has been minimal. |
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NO ! the morning is always gay. there is nothing I can do to prevent that. and I have tried, oh fucking god, how I have tried. |
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Im drinking brandy cus I'm so damned sophisticated. And I can sleep tomorrow untill the little barbed jackal fingers put on their silken gloves. |
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My GOD, it's like poetry. Although i would replace "little barbed jackal fingers" with "deeply unpleasant stomach-mashing beasts", and "silken gloves" with "tentacles of irritation". |
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so you'd propose kind of ripping all the poetry out of it? HA HA! I'm opening another beer!! |
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you and your purty language! shucks |
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#dTREUhrnmgk! |
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YES! DEFNITELY! And i'm pouring myself another another jack daniels. We can fall into the tentacles of irritation together. |
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Shall we? Oh, let's! |
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the tentacles of irritation are sucking at my breasts of deeply unpleasant stomach-mashing already!! |
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Damn, my jacks is going down like water. I put a lemon in mine, and toast the lip of the glass with it too. Anyone have any strange drinking mixes/concoctions? |
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Stranger than puting a lemon in Jack? You could try spit polishing a turd. |
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Lemon? Whisky?? You are Mental. Although i know a girl whose favourite cocktail is vodka > bubblegum-flavour alcopop > coca-cola > sachet of cappucino powder. It tastes like a cross between hangover-sick and banana-flavoured antibiotics. |
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that sounds truly revolting. the sachet of cappucino powder alone is enough to make me gag. |
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You should see her mixing it. The cappucino powder makes an enormous beige froth on top and then leaves a ring of crusty brown shit all over the glass. Vile isn't the word. |
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Let's smoke some weed shall we? |
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Oh you big gay silly. I'm going to inject a pint of uncut heroin into my penis, as is customary for the end of the night. Maryjoowaaarna indeed. And on this note i say goodnight. Goodnight. |
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ooh jesus.. |
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santa liquor |
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This thread is good! You guys are funny |
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leffe is good duvel is better, i'm gonna get me some duvel later on in teh pubz |
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im drunk right now you fookin basr.. |
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I'm on my second beer, warming up to an afternoon of utter wretchedness. |
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hi folks. |
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oh hi dickwad! *ponders over the fact he's never really used that word before* |
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oooooh that's a big word for you!! |
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eh? are you mocking me? |
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yes and soon everybody will be. is anyone here or do i have to stay with that loser? |
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