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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-26 14:15 [#00075066] | |||||||||
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What are your fave late great Bill sketches? Mine has to be the one where he talks about the commercial involving a guy who takes an egg and says "This is your brain..." "I see the UFOs around it, the seven points of light coming off of them, there's a hobbit eating it, riding on a unicorn, but I have never, ever, looked at an egg - and thought it was a fucking brain" |
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Benway from Interzone on 2002-01-26 15:12 [#00075069] | |||||||||
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'oh my me, i left pot everywhere... I should've never smoked that joint on the third day |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-26 16:30 [#00075077] | |||||||||
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Remember me a Fat freddy's poster i had. fat freddy with 2 absolutely similar brains in each hand. "This is your brain." "This is your brains on drugs." "So what?" HAr! Har! Har! |
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dug creedy from hogley wenchflap on 2002-01-26 22:53 [#00075142] | |||||||||
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Bill Hicks hehe) so many Jaworski, but some of the best are; Yul Brynner coming on TV AFTER he died aged around 80 ; ' I'm Yul Brynner and I'm dead now. I died because i smoked cigarettes every day' (He also got laid, pissed and high every fucking day too !!!!) Compare that to Jim Fix, TV keep fit guru who only ever jogged and ate muesli and had NO vices whatever. BILL HICKS: WHERE'S JIM'S FUCKIN AD? "Hi, I'M JIM FIX AND I'M DEAD NOW....... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED !!!!!' ...Yul Brynner gettin his cock sucked whilst high every night til he was 80.... Jim Fix never laid never high never drunk and dead at 34....who would you rather be? makes me wanna start smoking again)) ??????????????????????????????????????????? FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANITY Bill Hicks; You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really under-evolved? Well heres a one-word question to disprove their theory>>> 'DINOSAUR'. Seriously, If the bible is the story of the world since its creation, and if dinosaurs existed in that time, you'd think they'd be mentioned in the fucking bible at some point right? eg. >>>. 'and so Jesus did pull the thorn from the brontosaurus's paw, and the brontosaurus was his friend. And the disciples did run and shout 'What a big fuckin lizard lord!!!' But no, not ONE mention of dinosaurs in he bible. So how do fundamentalist christians explain dinosaur fossils being dug up? 'Well, God put those there to test our faith' Bill Hicks; Oh, i see so God is a prankster then! Burying fossils and chuckling, 'We'll see who believes in me now, hehehehe)))' You'll get to St.Peter at the gates of heaven and he'll say ; 'Were you good?' you; 'yeah, well... I lied.... I smoked...er...had a few evil thoughts....' St Peter; 'mmm, i see, well thats not too bad, you should be OK ..' you;'oh, thanks..' St Peter; 'One more thing, did you believe in dinosaurs?' you; 'Well yeah.. i suppose so...There were fossils everywhere...' St Peter presse the trapdoor to Hell SSHHBOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! 'Enjoy the lake of fire fucker!!!!!!!!! 'Giant Flying lizards? You fucking idiot!!!!!! 'You believed that shit!!!! God was just FUCKING WITH YOU !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! }:D (thx Jaworski i could go on all night...))) and fat freddy i like also))) |
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Alf Strudel aka Maximus Volumus on 2002-01-26 23:15 [#00075151] | |||||||||
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Bill Hicks is a shit rip-off of Denis Leary!! |
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Clobe Smith from over here on 2002-01-27 00:33 [#00075168] | |||||||||
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hehe, i'm going to make a movie about bill hicks someday. another dead hero, right? |
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Aktium from bat country on 2002-01-27 04:40 [#00075263] | |||||||||
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does it seem that people that say, "god made in one day" have they're eyes close together |
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dug creedy from afterfuckt on 2002-01-27 12:04 [#00075327] | |||||||||
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Hicks pre-dates Leary, so he's no rip-off . Also i never saw ANY other comedian have the balls to attempt Gulf-War material the way Hicks did, Leary included. A true original. ps. I saw Robin Williams using Hicks material and passing it off as his own. Kinda sad, 'post-mortem' Goatboy just sniffed something...gotta go..) p |
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Clobe Smith from over here on 2002-01-27 17:20 [#00075352] | |||||||||
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what does g-13 do? destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth. cool. [launches g-13] ... what does g-14 do? |
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