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the title to my new album coming out. expected release is in December. It's based on a true story, where i was running from the cops. So I decided to play it safe so I took a 2 hour shower. Those fucking Pigs weren't going to catch me no way no how. After I was done taking that delicious shower. I went ahead and put my fucking gangster pants on! and gangster boots! and gang well you get the idea anyways So They RANG UP WITH THEIR FUCKING SIRENS. I TOOK BOTH MY GUNS OUT - GUNS BLAZING well wait. i had to put one of the guns back into my pocket because i needed one of my hands free to open the shudder door. So I started to fucking run. the adrenaline was pumping. The moment I got to the other side of the fence they were their waiting for me so whatever I did the whole get on the ground thing whatever. I was laughing my way all the way in the back of the cop car. So Whatever!... we finally got to the Police Dept. and I started to mock them. You AINT GOT SHIT ON ME PIGS I'M UNSTOPPABLE. They were totally lost, but then they decided to give me a good punch to the groin so i found myself to be stoppable momenterily. I supposedly fell to the ground. Whatever I did that on purpose because then they would have to carry me to my cell. Made them work twice as hard, so it was worth it. Then the unthinkingable happened. Finally as i regained my conscience after a couple of minutes. They dragged me to a certain section to the prescinct to get my finger prints taken. When I went ahead. The guy taking the finger prints was confused he's like this THIS GUY HAS PRUNE FINGERS WE AREN'T ABLE TO REGISTER HIM IN THE COMPUTER FILES! (remember I had taken a shower a little while ago). Well the cops felt like asses THEY WERE SO EMBARRASSED and realized I was incapable of getting convicted so they let me go. I told them if they wanted to go eat some ice cream or play at the arcades but they declined. They were about to cross the street to go into the donut shop. Then I shot them in the back. I GOT PRUNE FINGERS BITCH! |
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i read it. |
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i didn't |
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me either. |
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reading it is half the battle. digesting it well that, to be quite frank, is hard i believe. |
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i never learn. |
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i wish "i never learn." *taps head* |
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*scratches head* |
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i thought your avatar was perfect for the last response you gave heheh |
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it was wasn't it |
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i dont think you would know. you never read it :) |
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*parades* |
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he was smarter than me. |
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+fav |
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hahaha |
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