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Has anyone here made love to a man bare but for his ascot, spats, top hat and monocle? |
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the monopoly man? |
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constantly. |
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never made love to a man.. |
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no. |
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you guys are really missing out. |
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Planet Shope is getting to seem a bit scarier now.. |
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never made love... |
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... to a man |
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='( |
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This thread seriously made me laugh so hard! Those first three in a row, really remind me of why i joined this board! what is an ascot? |
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a neck scarf. comes from the Ascot racecourse, where the British royals come to bet huge amounts of their moneys. |
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Thank you kind sir! |
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i'm starting to this that xlt is a gay board |
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Of course! Thought you guys would appreciate it :) |
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hay ho silver |
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HAHAH! Care to experience the pleasure? |
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honestly? |
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I suppose having sex with Mappatazee's avatar would count ... |
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no sex here but i can feel the earth rotating right now!! |
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The first three posts went together like a damn script! :D aces |
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Topic = oxymoron |
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God, monocles are so hot. |
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this is bump worthy |
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[Keanu Reeves] i am as gentlemanly as butternuts |
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Odd to see this thread again... |
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fuck no what the fuck |
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once my girlfriend stuck a thing up my ass and i was expecting this mind blowing orgasm i just felt like i was taking a shit |
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You need to make sure she's rubbing against your prostate. |
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You need to make sure she's puncturing your inner bowel lining. |
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why? |
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Girls wearing monacles is the new girls wearing glasses. |
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so you normally suck up turds instead of expelling them? that could be quite handy, I imagine. |
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what IS sex? |
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'Cause prostatic stimulation is where the mind-blowing-orgasm part of anal sex comes from. |
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yes, right now |
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