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are NEVER funny |
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wanda sykes is hilarious. otherwise, spot on. |
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NOOO THATS WHO IM TALKING ABOUT i hope that's an example of what you crazy kids refer to as sarcasm, i've seen it once or twice on this board |
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well, i've never seen her stand up, but she was funny on curb your enthusiasm. so, uh.....shit. |
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her stand up is on constnatly and it's lamer than FDR's legs |
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I hate stand-up. Bye. |
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well, back on topic, females suck at funny. |
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most female comedians i've seen usually base their jokes around females issues such as mensturating, 'bad' husbands, and their 'fat' bodies. lacking anything interesting in the least. but this is just my generalization. i'd love to see some who didn't fit this. |
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spousal abuse lol |
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amne i think youre on to something |
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ellen ! |
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ellen is okay.. except she stutters a lot. |
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who is that female comedian who tells the punch line midsentence? she says something funny, then continues to talk for a bit, and then does some sort of shrug thing likes she's acknowledging that she has said something hilarious and let it pass by... she is quite possibly the shittiest comedian i've ever had to suffer through... |
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there is one finnish female comedian who makes me slightly amused. other than that, there is only smack the pony. |
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i don't know any... |
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there aren't any... stand-up is for another generation.. one that thinks menstruating fat women are a source of neverending fun. |
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it's all about how great chocolate and shoes are and how shit men are. it's fucking embarrassingly wank. |
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rosie o'donnell was amusing in stakeout 2...although nowhere near as amusing as dennis farina, richard dreyfuss and emilio estevez. |
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Joe Brand: "i'm fat and ugly, men are cunts, cake!!" hillarious |
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i don't know or can't remember or don't know their names. |
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female's are not funny |
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most of them are not enthusiastic about making music and they aren't prominent in the stand-up/comedy scene. what's the reason? they're pretty good at porn though ;) |
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you might be onto something there.. |
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it's all in the gnomes! ... ..or maybe it was genome... |
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"smack the pony's" got some decent shit. not exactly standup and can be hit and miss but sometimes they really score a blinder. The comedians on it are really talented,,, good at characterisations and accents. And ... Elaine from Seinfeld can be rather amusing too but generally, ... they just don't got it. Love Wanda on Curb.... |
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Horray for Margret Cho! |
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omg i'd like to put margaret cho in a huge slingshot and fire her into the sun. |
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maybe its from our primeval days? you know, we're out hunting shit, having a laugh, throwing jibes at the tribal leader behind his back and clowning around making fire... while they redecorate the cave in another shade of shit and feed each others babies straight from the tit. Plus we're all the time trying to make em laugh or to suck out cocks - they probably can't get a word in edge-ways! |
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Hah ha hahah ahah! |
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Bad, bad, Leroy Brown Baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than the deep blue seaaaaa Badder than you and meeeeee Niggaz comin thru the trees, like a salamander, bitin Like a piranha, but I'm bitin you back, like a black pantha The style I'm ampin the... fuck my name, who I be? Fuck the game, it's all about the moneyyyy! Owahhaerahh, sometimes I get high with the Meth Then I turn to the Killah Priest When it comes TWELVE O'CLOCK!! I turn into the demon beast, yo |
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a lot of women are afraid of being mean and/or nasty to people. to be really funny, you shouldn't be afraid of that. |
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Paula Poundstone called, inbetween muffled sobs and the sound of two dozen pills dropping into a martini glass she told me she wanted her sense of humor back. |
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Snakes! When one really bothers to pay attention you discover how shit Ol Dirtys rap really is. But hes always freestyling tho so you can't really blame him. |
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Smack The Pony was funny shit =) |
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sara silverman or janneane garafalo? |
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Also , being a transvestite Eddie Izzard can be considered a woman but thats cheating. |
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yes, seeing as being a transvestite cannot be considered being a woman. |
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females are crap at humour. they're usually funnier for the stupid things they do rather than intentional humour...... there is exceptions to every rule tho i know. at least i hope there is |
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i dont so much mind female comedians, its the black comedians that truely suck, or basically any minority comedian. They inevitably refer to their race constantly and its differences from other races. With women it's similar, but I find that there are more exceptions to the rule; with black/hispanic/whatever comedians its all the same. ALL OF IT! but you already knew all that. |
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"Everyone wants to be black, until the cops come" Direct quote from hack-black-comedian |
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*uproarous laughter* |
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good point... however I find Wanda Sykes and Sara Silverman to be funny. The jokes about women (when they do tell them), that if I were to say it at work, I'd most likely be fired. And I love them for that. More good female comedians please. |
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janeane garafolo was funny until she became unfunny. see the ben stiller show for the goods. |
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she's alright coz she's not trying too hard to be funny...at least it looks that way. |
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I would like to take this time to semi-relevantly name Rodney Dangerfield as the most overrated person of the century. |
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