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..todays world is full of little problems that can irk anyone, but modern-day vampires have their own little irritations.. may I direct your attention ..? |
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Well, I'm 19 years old now, and like much of the populace, I've had orthodontal work (i.e. braces). This wouldn't be bad, y'know, straight teeth are always a good thing, but my orthodontist was a total asshole. Worst Vampire Problem Ever. |
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Okay, I was just wondering if I was the only vampire who has this problem. I have been a vampire for about two years now and I have this extreme problem if I bleed. Anytime I see large amounts of my own blood, I freak out -- and frankly it scares me (not a lot of things do but this definitely does). I am also wondering if I will ever get over this. Contributed by QueenODeth@aol.com make sure you email "queenodeth" with the answer. |
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9. Being able to smell blood, but not see it. Let's tease the beast. |
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dude they cut that vampire's canines , rounded them up!!! |
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I was at a little cafe with my friends and they were playing pool. I decided not to play but to watch the t.v., instead. As I turned to look at the t.v., flashing and neon lights flashed into my eyes, and I kind of jumped and covered my eyes (that was the worst headache I have had in a while). Then my friends came over and were like, "Are you ok?", and I just replied, "It's way too bright." I started to feed on some peoples' energy for a bit to see if that would help, but I guess it made the headache worse. I think I fed a little too much from the people playing pool next to my friends, and they started to get rude and (judging from how they looked) real tired. This caused problems between them and my friends, and we ended up leaving. It was the worst, especially since my friends themselves were now pissed. Contributed by Alicole |
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5. People with attitudes. And the season marathon of Buffy memorized and on tape. And yes, someone has made the attempt to chase me around with a pointy stick. |
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from the "Teen Vampires Section" (!), I give you.. ..Ethics for the Recently Awakened Vampire 1.) Being a vampire does not give me an excuse to act superior to non-vamps. 2.) I will be patient with anyone new to vampirism and not give them faulty information. 3.) People do stupid things when they’re young: I will not feed from someone without informing them exactly what they are getting into. 4.) I realize that I am constantly learning about vampirism and myself but I will use common sense when listening to others' views of vampirism. 5.) Non-vampires occasionally pose as vampires, and I will not think less of them for being misinformed, and realize that even they may be able to teach me important things. 6.) I may be a vamp, but I'm not invincible. 7.) Even when going through blood withdrawal, there is NO excuse for drinking from any living being without their permission. 8.) I will take all the proper precautions with my donor, to ensure both our safety. 9.) Although I am a vampire I am not immune to blood-borne disease. 10.) I will not flaunt my vampirism to people that should not know about it. 11.) I will tell only people I trust implicitly to be understanding and not tell others who may be a danger to me, should they know. 12.) My physical health is important and I will try my best to stay a healthy human, even when I don’t feel like eating or sleeping properly. 13.) I will try to be open to views other than my own. 14.) A sense of humor is vital to everyone, and I am not afraid to laugh at myself; sometimes it’s the only way to get through a day. 15.) Being nocturnal does not give me an excuse to sleep in class. 16.) Just because I am a new vampire does not mean that I should isolate myself from my friends; my awakening did not change who I am. |
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(cont) 17.) I am not any more of a vampire if I act the part; fictional vampires are fiction and I do not need to prove my vampirism by dressing in black, listening to rock music, or frightening people. 18.) My donor is a very important person, and I will be patient with them and understand if they aren’t feeling up to donating, even if I am very hungry. 19.) Going through blood withdrawal does not give me permission to snap at my peers, my teachers, or my parents. 20.) I will not attribute every odd feeling I have to vampirism; I can get physically ill as easily as anyone else, and check all “symptoms” with a doctor before I jump to any conclusions. |
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"I have many problems with being a vamp. As a 20-year-old I'm in college and I must walk outside between classes and that hurts so much. My family thinks that I should seek some help. I know what's wrong with me I just can't do anything about it. My other problem was I was talking to a fellow female vamp and she claimed that I was a role player. Now I'm aware that names don't mean anything, but when someone acusses me of being a role player that's just hurtful." |
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blimey. |
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ROLE PLAYA!! |
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15.) Being nocturnal does not give me an excuse to sleep in class. Shitting hell, i KNEW i was a vampire. Can i drink anyone's blood please? Please?? |
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or just a nice beer. |
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"Here is a bitch of a problem for me: I am an EMT and am constantly exposed to blood in a scenario where drinking is not only socially unacceptable but illegal and WRONG. Try that one on for size." he's an EMT? thats reassuring. |
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To be perfectly honest, i think most of these vampiric problems could be solved with "just a nice beer". Beer, people. It's a panacea for all ills. |
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"..I'm... having... trouble... breathing...." "I want to suck your blooooood!!" "...excuse... me...?" |
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we could become an Anti-Vampirism Team. we'd barge into the person's house, carrying a few crates of beer, slap in a good mixtape.. one of us would smack the so-called vampire squarely in the face while screaming "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!", while the other calmly cracks open the first beer.. |
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I think we'd probably need a funnel, some scantily-clad "goffic" dancers (complete with emo glasses) and a bottle of Holy Tequila in case the going gets rough. But it sounds like a Very Good Idea in principle. Sort of like ghostbusters, only with nice beer. |
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yes, and less running, more sitting down. |
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force them to watch "the lost boys". "next time, it'll be corey feldman." |
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woah someone bit my topic |
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sometimes being a vamp can lead to humiliating and embarrassing situations. for example, i went camping with a group of non-vamp friends; i have tried to be open minded and not let being a vampire change who i am. when i got a tick on me, however, they all just laughed and laughed. their laughter was, to me, somewhat hurtful... |
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aww. |
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One time I wore my vampire caps to our local Rennaisance Faire and everything was going fine for a while. Then, Sir Walter Raleigh saw my "teeth" and he thought I was a demon or something. He started yelling, "Get this person exorsized! They are evil!" This lady comes up and starts throwing Holy Water on my clothes. I looked at her like she's crazy. The good thing is that Sir Walter Raleigh decided to give up on me, so he said, "You have now been almost fully cleansed of the evil spirit. To finish your exorcism, run 3 times around the square and do a few push-ups." Contributed by Sarafina1313@go.com |
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vampires remind me of suicide girls and fat-mall-goth girls who listen to slipknot and wear mini back-packs.... i definately try to think of the prior when reminded of "vampires". GO HALLOWEEN!! |
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