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Kalx from midwest on 2002-01-25 23:08 [#00074953]



Two pretzels were walking down the street...one was
assaulted.



 

bjda on 2002-01-26 02:30 [#00074993]



Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a
salted... peanut.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-26 02:51 [#00074994]



Mmmm, pretzels!!!


 

titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 03:12 [#00075000]



Boy bands.


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-26 14:40 [#00075067]



irishman walks out of a bar.


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-26 16:23 [#00075075]



Cnn news:
"Bush almost killed by a pretzel."
Pentagon:
"Bin laden is in Alsace for sure!"

Get it? *)


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-26 16:25 [#00075076]



Pax Americana.
HAr har har! this one kills me!


 

Ironlung from A Beautiful Place Out In The Country on 2002-01-26 18:23 [#00075102]



A buddhist walks into a pizza parlor and says- "make me one
with everything"


 

Quoth from Lincoln on 2002-01-26 19:15 [#00075109]



Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted!


 

dug creedy from flocking fancy on 2002-01-26 22:58 [#00075144]



The only difference between Acne and a Priest? The acne
waits til puberty before coming on your face.....


 

joebobbies from your mom's house on 2002-01-27 01:14 [#00075181]



doo dooo

poo poo

hahahahaha


 

joebobbies from your mom\\\'s house on 2002-01-27 01:15 [#00075183]



your face


 

conacure from Alaska on 2002-01-27 03:08 [#00075249]



Ich habe einen deutschen Scherz für euch:

Welcher ist mehr intelligent, ein Elch oder ein Stein?

(hahaha! zu komisch, zu komisch zu glauben!)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-27 03:09 [#00075250]



what is that, Alaskanese or something?


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-27 04:16 [#00075260]



Good one, Newf!


 

psychotyk from toronto on 2002-01-27 05:34 [#00075285]



whats black, white, red, and cant fit into a phone booth? a
nun impaled with a javelin


 

Fernz on 2002-01-28 12:36 [#00075636]



This topic.


 

Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-28 12:44 [#00075641]



what do you call a bear with no ears?

"buh"

what do you call a bear with no ears?

anything you like as long as you leg it if he sees you.



 

fhhgdh from fgfghfghf on 2002-01-28 16:37 [#00075677]



what do ye call a gay dinosaur
Megasorearse


 


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