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i am dtmf. i hate the internet: [02:23] [02:23] hi [02:24] [02:24] no [02:25] [02:25] no [02:26] [02:26] [02:26] [02:26] no [02:26] [02:26] no what? [02:26] [02:26] ok. |
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fuck, the names were omitted because they were interpreted as tags. i will post this again momentarily for some unconceivable reason. |
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c'mon post it |
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which net are you in? ircnet? efnet? |
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I don't know how to use this IRC shit, it's all hackleet |
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i just quit. very fucking surreal conversation, i felt very wanton, i'll post select parts: Session Start: Mon Oct 11 02:23:13 2004 Session Ident: jayz [02:23] Session Ident: jayz (jayz_dog@139.168.24.35) [02:23] (jayz) hi [02:23] (dtmf) hi [02:24] (jayz) asl plz [02:24] (dtmf) no [02:25] (jayz) age/sex/location please [02:25] (dtmf) no [02:26] (jayz) y [02:26] (jayz) ?? [02:26] (jayz) ok then just tell me r u girl or boy [02:26] (dtmf) no [02:26] (jayz) no [02:26] (dtmf) no what? [02:26] (jayz) no [02:26] (dtmf) ok. [02:27] (jayz) no [02:27] (jayz) ok how r u [02:27] (jayz) then [02:27] (jayz) r u ok [02:27] (jayz) ?? [02:27] (dtmf) i am okay |
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[02:34] (jayz) or wat eva [02:34] (jayz) respect bro [02:34] (jayz) do u understand [02:34] (jayz) it goes [02:35] (jayz) R E S P E C T [02:35] (dtmf) what does? [02:35] (jayz) ok [02:35] (jayz) wats ur nation [02:35] (jayz) wher bout [02:36] (jayz) ?? [02:36] (dtmf) you know [02:36] (dtmf) you're not quite a human being [02:36] (dtmf) you go through the motions by immitating what everyone around you does [02:36] (jayz) look bro who r u [02:36] (dtmf) you lack any personality whatsoever [02:37] (dtmf) history will look back at you as a statistic [02:37] (jayz) look bro who is ur back [02:37] (jayz) r u mafia or gang or Loser [02:38] (dtmf) you're a failure [02:38] (jayz) ?? [02:38] (jayz) no im not u dumbfuck |
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[02:39] (jayz) LOSER [02:39] (jayz) L [02:39] (dtmf) you can't even speak your mind [02:39] (dtmf) you never have [02:39] (jayz) put that L in ur ass [02:39] (dtmf) you're like a barking dog [02:39] (dtmf) you just say what everyone else says [02:39] (dtmf) woof woof [02:39] (jayz) no i don [02:40] (jayz) wat r u chicken [02:40] (jayz) chic chic [02:40] (dtmf) you're getting angrier [02:40] (jayz) CHICKEN [02:40] (dtmf) you feel worthless and angry [02:41] (jayz) nahh bro i wanna bash u no [02:41] (dtmf) and you think you might help yourself by getting back at me and "winning" this conversation [02:41] (jayz) or kill u [02:41] (dtmf) but you're upset [02:41] (dtmf) because you feel small and useless and angry [02:41] (jayz) no idon [02:41] (dtmf) and like a small and angry puppy, you bark: woof woof woof |
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.. [02:48] (dtmf) but i suspect you're around 15 .. [02:49] (dtmf) you're from australia [02:49] (jayz) no im not [02:49] (dtmf) yes, you are [02:49] (jayz) no im not [02:51] (dtmf) right now you think you're special enough [02:51] (dtmf) to do something with your life even though you're not doing well at school [02:51] (dtmf) but as the years progress [02:51] (dtmf) you will see your life amounts to nothing [02:51] (dtmf) other than small crimes and repetitive jobs [02:52] (dtmf) and at the end this will have been your whole life [02:52] (dtmf) a big anticipation, absolutely sure you'll be someone [02:52] (dtmf) because it seems to scary to think you won't be [02:52] (dtmf) but you will [02:52] (dtmf) and you will slowly realize it [02:52] (dtmf) slowly slowly [02:52] (dtmf) you are already afraid ... [02:53] (dtmf) the few minutes before you fall asleep [02:54] (dtmf) you will think about this conversation [02:54] (dtmf) you won't be able to help it [02:54] (jayz) maybe [02:54] (dtmf) and it will bother you [02:54] (jayz) y [02:54] (dtmf) and to make the fear go away [02:54] (dtmf) you will think of me as an idiot and a bad person [02:54] (jayz) ahh i gettit u want 2 sleep with me [02:54] (dtmf) and you will convince yourself that i was wrong [02:54] (jayz) umm no [02:54] (dtmf) but deep down [02:54] (jayz) maybee [02:54] (dtmf) deep deep down [02:55] (dtmf) you will know [02:55] (jayz) yeh [02:55] (dtmf) and i will know [02:55] (dtmf) that you are afraid [02:55] (jayz) yeh [02:55] (jayz) ummm no [02:55] (dtmf) that your life is falling from you fast [02:55] (dtmf) and you are so far failing at everything [02:55] (jayz) ummm no |
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I'm going to go weep. |
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[03:04] (jayz) wat ist [03:04] (jayz) ?? [03:04] (dtmf) before you go to sleep [03:04] (dtmf) when you are thinking about this [03:04] (dtmf) clear your mind of anger [03:04] (jayz) ok [03:04] (dtmf) and think long and think hard [03:05] (dtmf) about what sort of person you really want to be [03:05] (jayz) yeh [03:05] (dtmf) and start becoming that person little by little every day [03:05] (dtmf) because you're not doing a very good job right now [03:05] (jayz) yeh [03:05] (jayz) ok [03:06] (dtmf) ok? don't feel bad [03:06] (jayz) ok you true [03:06] (jayz) you want the true [03:06] (dtmf) if you want to tell me [03:06] (jayz) yeh [03:06] (jayz) im 16 [03:07] (jayz) and turkish [03:07] (dtmf) living in australia? [03:07] (jayz) and half australian [03:07] (jayz) yeh [03:07] (dtmf) somewhere in victoria? [03:07] (jayz) not really [03:07] (dtmf) ok, go on [03:08] (jayz) and u r right [03:08] (jayz) i hav 2 do something [03:08] (dtmf) you probably feel a bit insecure [03:08] (jayz) in my life [03:09] (jayz) yeh [03:09] (dtmf) about being turkish, but you shouldn't, your people have a rich history [03:09] (jayz) yeh i now [03:09] (jayz) otom... [03:09] (jayz) i study hard 4 that [03:10] (jayz) its so hard 2 understand [03:10] (dtmf) i understand [03:10] (jayz) ok [03:11] (dtmf) go on [03:11] (jayz) yeh my life is boring [03:11] (jayz) im just alone [03:12] (jayz) there is nothing 2 bout it [03:12] (dtmf) most people feel alone and frustrated [03:12] (dtmf) they may not seem it but they do [03:12] (jayz) yeh [03:12] (dtmf) you can't do much about that [03:12] (dtmf) but you can clean out a lot of the garbage in your head [03:12] (jayz) that ll be good [03:13] (jayz) but its so hard |
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Whoa HAHAHA |
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[03:17] (dtmf) is there anyone you can talk to? [03:17] (jayz) nahh i don think so [03:17] (dtmf) well, look [03:18] (jayz) yeh [03:18] (dtmf) i'm sorry i pushed you before, but otherwise you wouldn't have said anything honest [03:18] (dtmf) i had to push your buttons [03:18] (jayz) ok [03:18] (dtmf) i think this is much more interesting [03:18] (dtmf) if you like, you can write me emails sometime [03:19] (dtmf) about what is going on your head [03:19] (dtmf) and i can try and help you sort it out [03:19] (jayz) if u want [03:20] (dtmf) yes, you should [03:20] (dtmf) [my email] ...more stuff... and then: [03:21] (dtmf) if not, just remember [03:21] (jayz) thankz [03:21] (dtmf) people feel alone no matter what [03:21] (dtmf) and people feel frustrated about their lives no matter what [03:21] (dtmf) what matters is how well you know yourself [03:21] (dtmf) to deal with it [03:21] (jayz) ok [03:22] (dtmf) try to get rid of the bullshit [03:22] (jayz) ok [03:22] (dtmf) so -- i have to go [03:23] (jayz) yeh me 2 thankz 4 helping [03:23] (jayz) it was nice talk [03:23] (jayz) hey wats ur name [03:23] (jayz) ? [03:23] (dtmf) ori [03:23] (dtmf) what about you? [03:24] (jayz) just call me jay [03:24] (dtmf) heh, okay jay [03:24] (jayz) cya [03:24] (dtmf) bye Session Close: Mon Oct 11 03:24:45 2004 |
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..you'll excuse the spam, i hope. thought it was interesting. this just took place. network withheld to protect identity of this person. |
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understandable. that is quite WHOAH indeed. |
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I guess you're nice though. |
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That was incredible. Reminds me of the time I met someone by the name of Boopsie Frenulum, he told me he didn't like his ass to sit, I aked him how does he sit then, and he told me he doesn't, he squats. |
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..i am part of that power which still produceth good, whilst ever scheming ill. |
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But you still havent recoginzed that you are an asshole |
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sometimes, yeah |
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Yeah, everyone has to grow up some day |
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This is easily the best thing ever posted on xlt. EASILY. |
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Fav+ Indeed both worth my time and worth reading! Bravo! |
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wow. wanna be my shrink? |
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it's hardly dostoyevsky. or was the point of posting it to gauge the reaction? |
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it's hardly dostoyevsky posting this on xlt is not -- at least to me -- tantamount to valuing this as a gripping psychological narrative -- it was a surreal internet encounter which i felt like sharing. |
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yeah damn youre right. the world is too full of people like that. really sad, actually and very surreal. i tought you were gonna go and act all pretentious but it had a sincere meaning to it. scary. |
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YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT. PEOPLE ARE SO THICK. APART FROM YOU! YOU ARE SO GREAT! |
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I like what you did but that guy was easy. |
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I thought it was kind of funny, but not surreal. The internet is full of dipshits, and of course they are lonely because they are worthless. |
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let's try this on Thad, later on. |
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It is terrifying the effluent that fills the minds of the young. |
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i was being serious with my earlier post. |
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I think you might be more helped with a full team. or a well-stocked drinks cabinet. |
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this will never matter |
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i can't use mIRC because of my firewall... |
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i don't think i'd make a very good one -- trying to figure out the whole 'happy' thing myself |
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