 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 314 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614130 Today 2 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i had to kip on my g/f's couch cos of it.... fucksake! She was ussing her hair dryer to blow dust off a radiator (* I know!... cuckoo!) A spark jumped out or something and she jumped back and yelped. all i said was "jesus, what happend?" and she freaked at me for having "the wrong reaction". What i should have said was "are you all right?" and ran over to her.... instead of trying to find out what exactly occured. She then licked me out on to the couch for the night - lovely. I ahte this whole walking-on eggshells shit once a month. I can't sneeze correctly without getting an earbashing. Un fucking real! How do you guys cope? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
She licked you out? Is that a typo? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i guess you cant say stuff like 'jeez, is it that time of the month again?'. is it like premenstrual, so their just not vertile anymore ? that'd make the grumpyness have some biological sense i guess |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think we've all had our run-ins with shit like that... no worries, though... just feed her lots of meat while she's like that. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i wish she did lick me out! <- typo! i feel like not being around her for a few days but i just know she'll be all "oh, i see, the pitch is flooded so you go hang around with your mates". its a lose-lose situation for a few days. Oh well! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Fuckin' hell. I hope I never have to put up with that. My girl just gets a bit moody, and I can snap her out of it anyway. ; |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I get like that sometimes =o\ Just give her loads of chocolate |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
be extra nice to her, give her some sweet attention |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i sent her a nice txt as she's a bit delicate this week. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
txt? text? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"sorry, i dont do e's anymor" yep..she sent a nice one back... things are looking up! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
see; being nice works al the time :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
CHOCOLATE !! >=o( Theonly time I ever realy fancy sweet stuff is arount the old PMT time. I ate a whole tub of ben and jerry's caramel chew chew last night *Goes to the snack machine for a fix* |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
also be nice to pOgO and tell her you will use chocolat too; she's a bit pm tensioned too, as you can see |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Give the bitch a slap! Are you a fucking man or what!?!? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
go back to your cave bill |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Is this the pussy whipped gang i've bumped into? Discipline her for fuck's sake. it's the only way she'll learn. Spare the rod - spoil the bitch. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'm wondering bill; do you have a girlf? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hell yeah! a very obedient one at that. she wasn't at first, but she "learnt". |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
well, i just dislike dependent girls |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
she aint dependant. she comes around at my beck and call. when i want a fuck or a suck or the house tidied. That ,my friend, is a girlfriend. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
classic bill_hicks. its been a while.... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i've been unwell. sorry. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ai, pogo is sweet |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
THIS TOPIC CONTAINS LEWD AND UNHOLY MATERIAL THAT SHOULD NEVER BE TALKED ABOUT! ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS KNOW THIS AND GOD HATES ALL OF YOU NOW! SINNERS: REPENT, CREAM AND REDEEM! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
this is officially Not Fun. i sometimes go a bit awol for a couple of days days, but i know i'm doing it and know it's stupid so just try to lock myself away on my own until i'm less grumpy. doesn't happen every month tho' thank dog :). i do feel sorry for the blokes that get caught in the crossfire - don't worry, key, it's impossible to do anything right. sometimes a hug is what we want more than anything, and other times we'll prickle if someone tries to touch us. just make her cups of tea and keep quiet ;) i'm with you on the ben and jerry's tho', emma :p mmm.... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
its funny cos i actually did do the B&J thing on sunday (cherry n dark chocolate)... and this happened afterwards. anyway, her last few texts have been subdued, as if her huff last night never happened..... things are settling down... *phew! next: make-up sex! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
do remember that some laydees milk it a bit tho'. i know everyone's different, but some people take the piss and just use it as an excuse to be horrible. i do know people that use it as the stock excuse whenever they do/say something rude or hurtful (almost like the 'i was drunk' line). it's a pain in the ass, but it's not _that_ bad. :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I can never tell the difference |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i have a lot of tension right now. my brother drank the rest of my soy milk when i SPECIFICALLY told him i NEEDED it for my protein shake this morning... omg i flipped out. wtf. i NEED it.. that's like one of my main protein sources. fuck. we always buy our seperate food too.. so i dont know what the fuck is his problem. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hehe "did the B&J thing": youre looking for the complete pm guide |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
so all the girls here have the same cycle? do keep us informed |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I got a source of protein for you right here... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
protein shake? *shudders* |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Forgot the pic |
||||||||
| Attached picture | |||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
protein smoothie.. with hemp protein. anyways.. im still sooo mad right now.. how do i let it out? fuck. i hate this. i wanna punch someone. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Nice save, you were talking about your spunk weren't you |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Do some press-ups. Does that work for women? I've seen a lot of women in TV movies throw crockery when they're frustrated, try that |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
yea, i should go work out. it gets intense. like.. ive notice about 1-1and a half weeks before , i get really intensely depressed, hopeless... and anything triggers me... even suicidal. it's kinda scary sometimes. it's such a sudden flip too.. like one day i wake up totally out of it... but i know it'll go away.. just a matter of sticking it out until it ends. drugs anyone? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You men have been pussy whipped for so long that have been led to believe that PMT is some hideous affliction when in fact it probably is fuck all. Don't stand for it! My woman hasn't mentioned her monthly "friends" since my bit of "re-education" a few months ago. It's a fucking feminist myth. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ah, that's what i thought, but were afraid to say, but now accidently admit anyway |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
punch her in the face |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
go for a long walk with a discman and some good cds. i know it's probably the last thing you want to do, but i find that swimming also helps. or you could make a wholesome vegetable broth or something - it sounds very middle-aged, but cooking takes your mind off being full of crazy hormones. failing that, just beat the crap out of your brother :p |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
thank god! phewf |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hmm.... my gal has lulled me into a false sense of everything-is-all-rightness. I just know that if i go see her tonight after her nicey nice texts and phonecalls, i'll open the fridge for too long or turn the kettle on too loudly and it'll be "AAAAAHHHHGGGG" Its fucking facinating! (i should bring over aphex's "tamphax" and lash it in the cd player on standby for that very moment of hysterics!) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Eating lots of fruit helps too ...........and chocolate |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'd be really impressed if someone thought of playing me that to make me feel better. it'd cheer me up no end :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Actually, the best thing to do would probably laugh at her aburdity. Don't apologize though. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
tell her she's silly and go out drinking with your friends. come home drunk and piss on the couch. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
premillenium tension |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
