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Hello... My name is Clotaire and im 7 years old. i wasn't very fortunate, my parents didn't really give me the greatest of names. See what I have to live with!!!! My class mates and friends tease me all the time... They make fun of me. But i don't care! I killl them all. Thinking of it, i dont have that many friends left. i like to cut them up with my chainsaw, then putting them in my schoolbag... I come home in the evening and tell my mum that i got the meet from the butcher friend... And she cooks my pals up for breakfirst... I love it... There is nothing better. Sometimes, i like to eat them alive. But i don't get the oportunity very often. it's quite hard, having to find the right medicine to put them to sleep... Luckily, my dad is a doctor.. and i know what kind of pills he uses to go to sleep. Anyway... Today. My aunt vriksta is comming from Russia... She's a bit strange... She has her legs instead of her arms... And her arms instaed of her legs. She's got big round eyes, and she loves to eat people like i do... Sometimes we share one of my pals together. Today, im about to die.... That's why im writing this letter.... i threw my insides up to try to eat them up... But it didn't work and i felt quite bad after it.... hu huhu u... i.... can't............ spea....k |
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thats booty wack off the ass crack. |
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ladies and gentlemen.. |
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Blah blah blah |
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That looks like a young Adam Corolla |
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OH MY GOD, HedFones AND Massive Cigar?! Big Awesome. BIG BIG Awesome. |
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Coltaire... Who recently died... :) |
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tell our host that ;) |
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Coltaire is a cool name, Clotaire is not. |
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the man himself. |
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didn't say Coltaire wasn't a cooL name.... hum hum. :/ |
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Sorry dude.... i didn't see my mistake.. My bad, my bad.... i ask forgiveness here |
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hahaha! |
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aunt Vriksta,lol |
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... ^^ some people are truly crazy. |
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chihiro u get my vote for teh best innovative writer |
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Gruntels :) |
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Hahaha. "Clotaire". |
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"Maximilien" is a pretty fucky name, too. among others. |
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Gruntels :) |
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A little dude unnamed ran as fast as he could to catch the bullets... In this war, it was all about the people with the most holes in 'em... You could see all sorts of amazing things... Like this guy with half a leg, no arms, and guts dripping out of him still walking to get a few more holes... There was no winner, and no loser... Only Soldiers with LOADS of holes in 'em.... Anyway... I came upon this street with my coffee and my spliff... Walking quite relaxed... And bullets were flying from every direction... Bombs exploding two feet away from me... I loved this peacefull images... I took a few pictures for my school's newspaper... And enjoyed the view... I came upon this dude with like a thusand holes in him, still alive... all he asked me for was to let him die.... He didn't want me to help.... he said he enjoyed the pain too much.... I understood him. He just wanted some peace before dying.... Who wouldn't ey?... hé hé.. Well... That's it.... I have to go catch some bullets.... : |
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beautifully shot chihiro. i recommend you go out and buy "secret comics japan". it includes this story called "punctures" by Shintaro Kago. i think you will like. |
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G-R-U-N-T-E-L-S |
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