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Almost got punched.
 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 10:38 [#01340360]
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Some kid was playing up in the superrmarrket... I didn't
think twice, then walking up the isle I caught eyes with
herr dad and gave an 'acknowledgment smile'. I wasn't
smiling at anything as such, I was just being polite.
He gave a quick 'acknowledgment smile' back but then all of
a sudden his face drropped and he starrted yelling that I
was laughing at his kid and did I think a child playing up
was funny. Thankfully it blew overr.


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-20 10:42 [#01340363]
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some people are just crazy in a bad way... : |

(what does "blow over" mean?)


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-09-20 10:43 [#01340364]
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well let that be a lesson to you - society doesn't
appreciate good manners anymore

it's a shame i know, but it's unavoidable in this era

i hope it hasn't marred you too much


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 10:44 [#01340365]
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blow overr... means that it came and went, kinda :S


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-20 10:44 [#01340366]
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what does "playing up" mean?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-20 10:45 [#01340367]
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carl,

be careful


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-20 10:47 [#01340368]
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oscillik > reminds me of that new law in i don't remember
which country (england? canada? both maybe?), now you can't
smile on identity photos anymore...

Anus_Presley > ok ' _ ' well i'm glad you didn't get punched
or something! but that's scary...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 10:48 [#01340369]
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We all have these rrun-ins once and again, it's parrt of
life, it won't turrn me into a mean him. I'd much rratherr
be nice and rrisk fights forr it (what a fucking worrld we
live in) than be seen as a bully.

What made it worrse was that he was just much biggerr than
me. He could have done we some verry serrious harrm if his
temperr had got the betterr of him and he'd hit me.


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-20 10:50 [#01340370]
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(well i don't smile on identity photos anyway, i don't like
being forced or forcing myself to smile)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-20 10:53 [#01340374]
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i really dislike aggressive people.


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-09-20 11:12 [#01340399]
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You are lucky that he didn't imterpret the smile as
"I think your child is sexy"


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-20 11:19 [#01340410]
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Some people seem to be naturally hostile. Don't understand
em at all.

Uzim... yea in England there's really strict laws on
passport photos its quite amusing.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-20 11:35 [#01340439]
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what the FUCK are you trying to imply with that!?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-09-20 11:36 [#01340440]
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yeah, I smile at kids. And then hope that the parents don't
think I want to fuck them. Sick world.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-20 11:40 [#01340446]
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i try to smile like a psychopath, or look like a drug addict
in general. i hate id photos though...


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-20 11:41 [#01340447]
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oops...

anyway, the lesson youve learned today is: its dangerous to
be polite. people = shit


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offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-20 14:54 [#01340739]
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I was agreeing with you...

Bah madness.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-20 14:55 [#01340746]
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MADNESS


 

offline idle interloper on 2004-09-20 15:00 [#01340751]
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yes, yes. what does this "playing up" mean exactly?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 15:01 [#01340754]
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Being naughty.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 15:01 [#01340755]
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Kinda-ish.


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-09-20 15:02 [#01340757]
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yes, yes. what does this "playing up" mean exactly?

Touching him in the secret place


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-20 15:03 [#01340759]
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:D

i was just playing around.

:highfive:


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-20 15:07 [#01340763]
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Rreading back therre seems to be little tiny smidging of
confusion... I gave the 'acknowledgment smile' to herr
fatherr.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-20 15:11 [#01340766]
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There was me thinking I almost got punched!! highfive.

interloper, ain't you never played 'up'? Man in my day that
was THE game.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-09-20 15:16 [#01340769]
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i smiled at a mother the other day and she had a child and
she nearly killed me with her evil evil eyes


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-20 18:05 [#01340887]
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Chav dads, man. Chav fucking dads.

Take comfort in the fact that:

1) Neither the angry fellow nor his (probably shaven-headed,
am i right) offspring will ever amount to anything of
value.

2) You didn't get twatted in a supermarket, which would have
been rather a downer.

Chav fucking dads. Bollocks to them.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:22 [#01340896]
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ouch.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:25 [#01340897]
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one fist.


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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-20 18:26 [#01340898]
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He said "almost".


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:30 [#01340900]
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i was punching myself, but thanx for reminding me.

and even so, wtf does it matter if he said "almost" ?



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-20 18:33 [#01340901]
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I'm pretty sure Anus is glad it is "Almost got punched" and
not "Got punched by a fat motherrfuckerr".


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:34 [#01340902]
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eh? i thought he would have prefered that, silly me.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-20 18:39 [#01340904]
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I was punched by a drunken motherfucker in town the other
night, apparently because i was "staring at his bird." I
headbutted the arse on legs and made a quick exit. Which is
not usually like me, but i was not about to take any shit
from a pissed-up ben shermanator.

I hate violent people, and i hate being violent.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:39 [#01340905]
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ok, i'll make it simple for you. i don't see why just
because he said he almost got punched i shouldn't post a
drawing of a fist, and quite clearly not directed at
anus_presley.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-20 18:42 [#01340906]
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The followup was to the "ouch" post, I barely took any
notice of the fist at all.

It was a stupid, obvious joke and this conversation is
meaningless.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-20 18:44 [#01340907]
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I think the misunderstanding came from saying "ouch" mister
hobbes, implying some kind of overt violence etc, y'know. I
doubt mister maxxus would have a problem with a cartoon
pikchur of a fist.

Let us all calm down and drink warm ribena.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-20 18:45 [#01340908]
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Beat me to it, bitch. Dang.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:51 [#01340911]
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i still don't get it. maybe there's some kind of code i
don't get. i had no idea that would be interpreted that way.
never mind i can't be arsed anymore. sure xammax this
conversation is pointless, you head on back to a much more
meaningful thread.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:53 [#01340914]
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by "thread" i mean "conversation", before some more useful
comments arise.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-20 18:53 [#01340915]
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What so you're not my friend now?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-20 18:54 [#01340916]
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trick question?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-20 18:56 [#01340919]
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*beats everyone in this thread into a permanent coma, then
drinks warm ribena*


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-09-20 20:06 [#01340947]
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The check out girls at my local grocer are hot as hell, but
they are all farm/countryfied girls, too. Strange combo.


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-09-21 07:04 [#01341178]
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you should have knocked him out with a frozen chicken boxing
glove style!


 


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