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i never did.... But i'd really want too.... What am i supposed to ask? What is your fav track of the day?.... pffff... i don't wanna know that. it's no fun.... Better ask this question ey?... ha ha ha ha ha ha... |
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hmm |
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i holefartedly agree |
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Hello otto von schirach! |
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my gf farted on me once |
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ooh, tell more please? |
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wwell, let's just say that you should never unplug it too quickly |
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ah, i see, thank you |
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:D |
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D: |
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:D |
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:> |
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that's not a real fart... that's a queef, or a queaf, or how ever it's spelled... it's just the suction created by the pluggage... |
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you just ruined it for me, i thought he was talking about a cork or something. |
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a quick relaxation of the anus can cause accidental farting in case there was a gas sack in the rectum |
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That's not always true, because I recall, vividly, a gf of mine masturbating vigorously and, at the moment of climax, queefed uproariously. So it doesn't always require pluggage. |
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-zittel track -zittel treck... -don't push into my farck... -'cause when it blowrck... -it will be dark.... |
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i mean, who hasn't gone down on a bird and been farted on? |
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not been farted on once?* don't push into my farck. |
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*applause* |
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:D |
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My fondest memory of "sex" and "farts" was hearing the couple in the upstairs flat going at it, then after the inevitable screaming orgasm, off she padded to the bathroom, and then, quite suddenly, one heard below the now sated Adonis let rip such a beef jerky of a boff as to shaken the valance. |
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:> |
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chihiro, does "it" mean penis? much love, thecrumblycrackler |
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you meanie. :) (i had to laugh though) |
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"it" means whatever pops into your fucked up imagination.... (much love indeed) |
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I'll go with "penis" then. |
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and your answer would be "yes" right? |
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I never thought about farting on another man's penis until I read this thread, and I have to say, I wouldn't care to give it a go, but I respect those, like Chihiro, that choose to do so. More power to your elbow I say. Or arsehole, as the case may be. |
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chihiro's threads always tell a lot about people. :) |
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You fuckin' suck. |
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Tacobell half pound bean burittos |
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Ban this thrread and everryone who posted in it. |
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you never fart on "it"? |
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how does one ban a thread, exactly? |
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Except for me. I just wanted to say that this thread fucking sucks. |
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and you just made it that little bit worse.. |
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Is that a sunnyside up egg on that man's face? I cannot see with our avatar restrictions |
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I have egg on my face. |
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that would make you banned too. |
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i don't remember farting anywhere special/unusual.... |
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yay, egg |
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did you ever fart on it? |
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If I was a moderator, this messageboard would be a lot better off without this thread. |
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some people like farts and some dont, that's the simple truth |
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big, always preparing us for the cold hard facts of life. |
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