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if you ever start to feel inferior or stupid, for gods sake watch this show. in the simplest terms this highly successful (in its time) gameshow involved a series of questions which 100 people of the general public had been asked previously and the idea was the contestants compromising of 2 families had to guess the top answers but of course a pre-requisite to become a contestant (just to make sure nobody won the star prize every week) was that you dropped out of school at 14, your parents were related, but usually both here are some of the stunningly inciteful answers that the average gameshow contestant so desperate to grab his 15 minutes of fame by appearing on tv, managed to come up with. i must stress these are all geniune. Q: Name something a blind person might use A: A Sword Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch A: A burglar Q: Name a bird with a long neck A: Naomi Campbell Q: Name a dangerous race A: The Arabs Q: Name something red A: A cardigan Q: Name a number you have to memorise A: 7 Q: Name something you put on walls A: Roofs Q: Name something in the garden that's green A: A shed |
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Is that all? |
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Big Money |
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I don't believe it... the end of the world is coming! REPENT REPENT!!! |
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u wanna more? |
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Q: Name something with a red light A: A Dalek |
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Q: Something associated with pigs A: The police |
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haha these are quality. |
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yes! great stuff! |
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ahaha |
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Hehe. i got this email a few years back :) Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April Q. Name something slippery A. A conman Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish (?) Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail |
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oops. that was long :p Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish (?) HUH? |
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:D thanx for that! not sure about the ache one either, mabe ache/bake? doubt it. |
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I can only think of the fish Hake, but that's pushing it. |
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