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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:50 [#01338057]
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imagine yourself buying new aphex release in big CD store, you walk slowly to bar and say "GIMME ANALORD", then people gatheret close to you start to look at you in suspicious way thinking "WTF HE JUST BOUGHT" and then they see how you walk slowly with this BIG PACK under your shoulder, and you meet the same people in some other shop buyin BANANAS.
you're real anal lord if you are anal lord Bruce Lee
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:51 [#01338060]
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in this thread, we will investigate the analord series.
im very suspicious about the room for future installments.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:52 [#01338062]
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KEEP IT CLEAN!
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:53 [#01338064]
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you cant buy ANAL LORD just like that, you need to prove that you deserved for ANAL, really.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:54 [#01338068]
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we have a caller!!
come in caller....
[lumnaya] yeah, i'd be curious to know what this stuff sounds like
the actual sounds depend on YOU! thats whats so great about being an anal lord, and the more PLEASURE the better it SOUNDS
im a strap on dildo on bike man myself...
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:55 [#01338069]
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hey thats not funny- they really want to buy this ANAL thing, OMFG
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-17 13:55 [#01338071]
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hahaha.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:56 [#01338072]
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SCHLACK OFF
only hardcore rimjobs will do. if you cant prove your analness your balls will be removed.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-17 13:57 [#01338074]
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do ust
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:57 [#01338075]
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papparazzi recorded secret phone conversation between Richard's father and Mike P. here's part of it :
...yeah, and we at Rephlex decided to release special butt-plugs with Richard's artwork after ANALORD series, we thought it will be great GRAND FINAL of those vinyls, you know, when you can listen to Richie's music and insert his artwork deep in anus. oh yea, people will love it...
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:58 [#01338076]
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hahahaa
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:58 [#01338077]
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gna gha nga gHRA HRA RHRA
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 13:59 [#01338078]
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Come that day I will proudly ask for, in a booming clear voice "The new leather bound Analord please, better make it two actually, one to play and what to hermetically seal in my AFX Shrine"
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-17 14:01 [#01338079]
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hahahaa
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-09-17 14:02 [#01338080]
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...deep inside your anal cavity i trust... that's the only place where you can be sure it will be safe
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:02 [#01338081]
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im going to touch my NUTSACK NOW
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
MY HAND
IS ON MY SACK
NOW
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-17 14:06 [#01338082]
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Plastic
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:13 [#01338084]
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proof of analness
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 14:13 [#01338085]
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I've already made a special cover, to cover the cover, and stop it getting dirty marks.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-17 14:15 [#01338086]
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My prediction is that every thread about this release will become a nonsense thread. I say this based solely upon my personal experience of giant walking burnt hot dogs.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:18 [#01338088]
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maybe this thread will become a sense thread then, out of a nonsense thread
APPLY INVERSE THREAD LOGICS!@!!
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-17 14:20 [#01338089]
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£15 for 15 minutes of music...hm....
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:21 [#01338090]
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imagine all the pleasure it will add to your wanking sessions...
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:24 [#01338091]
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where's that number come from?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-17 14:25 [#01338092]
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it begins
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-17 14:29 [#01338094]
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Dunno, I don't even remember typing it.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:29 [#01338096]
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yeah, thats amazingly stupid.
i have nothing against AFX fans, but this release made me laugh and ive lost, sorry to say that, all respect for richie that left after his previous stupidities.
i dont think i will ever get that release from cd store, i rather will download it from net, coz if richie is gonna fuck with me, i will fuck with him.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:30 [#01338097]
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WHO SAID THAT ?
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:31 [#01338098]
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generally people at records stores can politely..........FCUK OFF, they just work there, get thier $7.00/hour and invoice price on releases
im getting my analord(s)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:32 [#01338099]
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i bet he'll be absolutely gutted.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:33 [#01338103]
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fuck him.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:35 [#01338110]
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You are a sad bunch of girls to draw out that Anal thing for more then one post, that in all justice, should have been revered with hatred by everyone the moment it was brought to light. Analogue has anal in it, but this only comes up now? I'm as sure that there are people all over that will appreciate this piece of work a million times over you lot, as I am sure you will never know the pleasure of experiencing a feminine orgasm originating from your prostrate and shattering your mind with pleasure. A new Aphex release comes out and all you bunch can do is complain about it's fucking format and make references to anal sex. When he DJed as ManMaster you all wet yourself, have you got some psychological problems working out your feelings for men? If you know anything about market research you know that the internet is the easiest place to receive feedback. Look at what all of you are telling Rephlex.
I have been guilty of being this disrespectful here in the past and I regret it.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:37 [#01338112]
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come on we're just having a laugh.
welcome back by the way, altho youll prolly be leaving again
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:39 [#01338120]
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I'd have never guessed aphex would dedicate an entire release to qrter.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:39 [#01338121]
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you need to drop by more often, your a great box of music knowledge, youve lead me to some great releases, and your mind is 97% corr\ect
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:40 [#01338123]
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qrter posts like a girl
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-09-17 14:40 [#01338124]
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ah shut the fuck up. Like the millionnaire dicky james is going to be arsed about sad geeks typing anal lord, you anal lord.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:41 [#01338125]
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**** off mister shady pants, ive never been rad aphex fun and judging and laughing st his stupid releases is my onw personal bussines and i have rights to it, so SHLACK OFF NOW.
it seems youre blinded by this whole market - and i have respect for those who want to make music, not to make money, and this is all what afx is doing for past few years.
REZPECTA< APHEX ANALORD IS COMMING TO GET:YA
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Rostasky
from United States on 2004-09-17 14:43 [#01338127]
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Ewww... Spikee is gross.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:53 [#01338145]
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I'm happy with how that post went down then.
Sorry I've been gone so long but I've been advancing my mind and others as well as working on a record label with people. We are going to release nothing but stuff that will annoy the stupid people here. I'd not consider myself an Anal lord but rather a very attentive unrestricted lover that is neither promiscuous or disrespectful. Some of you are just white shaky bastards who don't know fuck about sexology, spirituality and spend 24/7 here posting hate that's simply forgotten let alone know how to please both sexes. Slag me off all you want, I'm having a great time with my friends and well wishers.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:54 [#01338147]
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hi man, how are you? rephlex ROCKS! i posted some clips of prebuild further down somewhere today
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:56 [#01338150]
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Pomme got clipped by Squarepusher. Bad times.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:57 [#01338151]
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some people are weak sometimes, possibly not happy with their life, so they know nothing but pain and suffering
im here for the good stuff and im glad you dropped by. your "good stuff"
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 15:00 [#01338153]
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Some of you are just white shaky bastards who don't know fuck about sexology, spirituality and spend 24/7 here posting hate that's simply forgotten let alone know how to please both sexes.
well i dont give a shit what do you think about some ppl here, but you should seriously consider fact that you came here and you spend your time in the same way like these bastards
you must think that youre really wise and important, and as i remember you beeing nice and calm, i see that there must be something hard going on in your real life, who knows, maybe its ANAL LORD himself, please dont be offended but i really like when someone is tryin to talk to me before he will judge me.
or maybe you and your friends are so important that you dont need to know ppl to judge them ?
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 15:00 [#01338154]
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I have hardly a penny to spare but I'm sure to be getting all the 808 I can, this new Analord and certainly Grime 2. It's looking good for music the next few months, makes it hardly necessary for anything else to be released..
I think 2005 will be great.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 15:01 [#01338155]
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I don't think anyone apart from the most sheltered individual would call a record Analord without realising the comedy potential, and I am sure young Dickie is in on the gag. Why didn't he call it Llanerlog though, that was better, and cleverererer.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 15:01 [#01338156]
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fuck its like in america, you cant even have alaugh or post your opinion, every time you do this youre beeing flamed for it.
because of this i can agree - most ppl here suck.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 15:02 [#01338157]
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yeah I bet it'll come as a complete surprise to RDJ that people refer to the "anal" in the title all the time.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 15:02 [#01338158]
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can you tell me some good places to go iin newcastle? i'm up there in 3 weeks for a stag weekend and we all need to know where and where not to go!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 15:03 [#01338159]
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Why do people try to fight/stir up a rucus ? idont see the point
"i think 2005 will be great".......SD i see it as being average, im afraid the days of "great" are in the past...........AND JUST HTAT QUICK...ive changed my mind, 2005 will be great
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