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offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:50 [#01338057]
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imagine yourself buying new aphex release in big CD store,
you walk slowly to bar and say "GIMME ANALORD", then people
gatheret close to you start to look at you in suspicious way
thinking "WTF HE JUST BOUGHT" and then they see how you walk
slowly with this BIG PACK under your shoulder, and you meet
the same people in some other shop buyin BANANAS.

you're real anal lord if you are anal lord
Bruce Lee


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:51 [#01338060]
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in this thread, we will investigate the analord series.

im very suspicious about the room for future installments.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:52 [#01338062]
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KEEP IT CLEAN!


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offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:53 [#01338064]
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you cant buy ANAL LORD just like that, you need to prove
that you deserved for ANAL, really.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:54 [#01338068]
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we have a caller!!

come in caller....

[lumnaya] yeah, i'd be curious to know what this stuff
sounds like

the actual sounds depend on YOU! thats whats so great about
being an anal lord, and the more PLEASURE the better it
SOUNDS

im a strap on dildo on bike man myself...


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:55 [#01338069]
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hey thats not funny- they really want to buy this ANAL
thing, OMFG


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 13:55 [#01338071]
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hahaha.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:56 [#01338072]
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SCHLACK OFF

only hardcore rimjobs will do. if you cant prove your
analness your balls will be removed.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-17 13:57 [#01338074]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



do ust


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:57 [#01338075]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



papparazzi recorded secret phone conversation between
Richard's father and Mike P. here's part of it :

...yeah, and we at Rephlex decided to release special
butt-plugs with Richard's artwork after ANALORD series, we
thought it will be great GRAND FINAL of those vinyls, you
know, when you can listen to Richie's music and insert his
artwork deep in anus. oh yea, people will love it...



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 13:58 [#01338076]
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hahahaa


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 13:58 [#01338077]
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gna gha nga gHRA HRA RHRA


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 13:59 [#01338078]
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Come that day I will proudly ask for, in a booming clear
voice "The new leather bound Analord please, better make it
two actually, one to play and what to hermetically seal in
my AFX Shrine"


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-17 14:01 [#01338079]
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hahahaa


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-09-17 14:02 [#01338080]
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...deep inside your anal cavity i trust... that's the only
place where you can be sure it will be safe


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:02 [#01338081]
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im going to touch my NUTSACK NOW

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW

MY HAND

IS ON MY SACK

NOW


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 14:06 [#01338082]
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Plastic


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:13 [#01338084]
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proof of analness


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 14:13 [#01338085]
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I've already made a special cover, to cover the cover, and
stop it getting dirty marks.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-17 14:15 [#01338086]
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My prediction is that every thread about this release will
become a nonsense thread. I say this based solely upon my
personal experience of giant walking burnt hot dogs.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:18 [#01338088]
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maybe this thread will become a sense thread then, out of a
nonsense thread

APPLY INVERSE THREAD LOGICS!@!!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 14:20 [#01338089]
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£15 for 15 minutes of music...hm....


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:21 [#01338090]
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imagine all the pleasure it will add to your wanking
sessions...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:24 [#01338091]
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where's that number come from?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-17 14:25 [#01338092]
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it begins


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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 14:29 [#01338094]
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Dunno, I don't even remember typing it.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:29 [#01338096]
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yeah, thats amazingly stupid.

i have nothing against AFX fans, but this release made me
laugh and ive lost, sorry to say that, all respect for
richie that left after his previous stupidities.
i dont think i will ever get that release from cd store, i
rather will download it from net, coz if richie is gonna
fuck with me, i will fuck with him.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:30 [#01338097]
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WHO SAID THAT ?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:31 [#01338098]
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generally people at records stores can
politely..........FCUK OFF, they just work there, get thier
$7.00/hour and invoice price on releases

im getting my analord(s)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:32 [#01338099]
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i bet he'll be absolutely gutted.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:33 [#01338103]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



fuck him.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:35 [#01338110]
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You are a sad bunch of girls to draw out that Anal thing for
more then one post, that in all justice, should have been
revered with hatred by everyone the moment it was brought to
light. Analogue has anal in it, but this only comes up now?
I'm as sure that there are people all over that will
appreciate this piece of work a million times over you lot,
as I am sure you will never know the pleasure of
experiencing a feminine orgasm originating from your
prostrate and shattering your mind with pleasure. A new
Aphex release comes out and all you bunch can do is complain
about it's fucking format and make references to anal sex.
When he DJed as ManMaster you all wet yourself, have you got
some psychological problems working out your feelings for
men? If you know anything about market research you know
that the internet is the easiest place to receive feedback.
Look at what all of you are telling Rephlex.

I have been guilty of being this disrespectful here in the
past and I regret it.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-17 14:37 [#01338112]
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come on we're just having a laugh.

welcome back by the way, altho youll prolly be leaving again


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:39 [#01338120]
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I'd have never guessed aphex would dedicate an entire
release to qrter.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:39 [#01338121]
Points: 40140 Status: Regular | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #01338110



you need to drop by more often, your a great box of music
knowledge, youve lead me to some great releases, and your
mind is 97% corr\ect


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:40 [#01338123]
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qrter posts like a girl


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 14:40 [#01338124]
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ah shut the fuck up. Like the millionnaire dicky james is
going to be arsed about sad geeks typing anal lord, you anal
lord.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 14:41 [#01338125]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #01338110



**** off mister shady pants, ive never been rad aphex fun
and judging and laughing st his stupid releases is my onw
personal bussines and i have rights to it, so SHLACK OFF
NOW.

it seems youre blinded by this whole market - and i have
respect for those who want to make music, not to make money,
and this is all what afx is doing for past few years.

REZPECTA< APHEX ANALORD IS COMMING TO GET:YA


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2004-09-17 14:43 [#01338127]
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Ewww... Spikee is gross.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:53 [#01338145]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



I'm happy with how that post went down then.

Sorry I've been gone so long but I've been advancing my mind
and others as well as working on a record label with people.
We are going to release nothing but stuff that will annoy
the stupid people here. I'd not consider myself an Anal lord
but rather a very attentive unrestricted lover that is
neither promiscuous or disrespectful. Some of you are just
white shaky bastards who don't know fuck about sexology,
spirituality and spend 24/7 here posting hate that's simply
forgotten let alone know how to please both sexes. Slag me
off all you want, I'm having a great time with my friends
and well wishers.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 14:54 [#01338147]
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hi man, how are you? rephlex ROCKS! i posted some clips of
prebuild further down somewhere today


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 14:56 [#01338150]
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Pomme got clipped by Squarepusher. Bad times.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 14:57 [#01338151]
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some people are weak sometimes, possibly not happy with
their life, so they know nothing but pain and suffering

im here for the good stuff and im glad you dropped by.
your "good stuff"


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 15:00 [#01338153]
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Some of you are just
white shaky bastards who don't know fuck about sexology,
spirituality and spend 24/7 here posting hate that's simply
forgotten let alone know how to please both sexes.


well i dont give a shit what do you think about some ppl
here, but you should seriously consider fact that you came
here and you spend your time in the same way like these
bastards

you must think that youre really wise and important, and as
i remember you beeing nice and calm, i see that there must
be something hard going on in your real life, who knows,
maybe its ANAL LORD himself, please dont be offended but i
really like when someone is tryin to talk to me before he
will judge me.
or maybe you and your friends are so important that you dont
need to know ppl to judge them ?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 15:00 [#01338154]
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I have hardly a penny to spare but I'm sure to be getting
all the 808 I can, this new Analord and certainly Grime 2.
It's looking good for music the next few months, makes it
hardly necessary for anything else to be released..

I think 2005 will be great.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 15:01 [#01338155]
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I don't think anyone apart from the most sheltered
individual would call a record Analord without realising the
comedy potential, and I am sure young Dickie is in on the
gag. Why didn't he call it Llanerlog though, that was
better, and cleverererer.



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-09-17 15:01 [#01338156]
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fuck its like in america, you cant even have alaugh or post
your opinion, every time you do this youre beeing flamed for
it.
because of this i can agree - most ppl here suck.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 15:02 [#01338157]
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yeah I bet it'll come as a complete surprise to RDJ that
people refer to the "anal" in the title all the time.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-17 15:02 [#01338158]
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can you tell me some good places to go iin newcastle? i'm up
there in 3 weeks for a stag weekend and we all need to know
where and where not to go!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-09-17 15:03 [#01338159]
Points: 40140 Status: Regular



Why do people try to fight/stir up a rucus ? idont see the
point

"i think 2005 will be great".......SD
i see it as being average, im afraid the days of "great" are
in the past...........AND JUST HTAT QUICK...ive changed my
mind, 2005 will be great


 


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