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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-14 09:09 [#01334452]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



I have procured the account of the individual known
childishly as "brokephones" in order to present to you an
analysis of his current priorities. Please note that the
information was collected over an extensive two week period
and that the findings have a 18% margin of error.

Work Mode:
During work mode, both subject's perception and energy level
are decreased dramatically. Subject is known to drink
dangerous amounts of coffee bean tonics and consume
SunChips(tm) as a way to buffer the time in between urine
expulsion trips.

Composition Mode:
In this mode, the subject is at his most efficient; known to
include pornographic pictures in his Reaktor modules in
order to cut down on masturbation breaks between sound
design.

Final Fantasy XI Mode:
Subject will wire the audio from his Playstation 2 Computer
Entertainment System(tm) to his 410 so that he can blare
foolishly abstract music while killing rabbits and other
strange creatures, collecting crystals, and generally being
a strangely configured individual.

I hope this information will prove useless to you in
deciding what sort of cuisine you will masticate tonight.

Regards,
Professor Abriel M. Schrimpybutts M.D.



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offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:29 [#01334676]
Points: 2523 Status: Lurker



I am glad to partake in this threadiacal creation you have
mastered, Mr. errr "brokephones"....

I, too, am one who has succumbed to the greatness of this
Final Fantasy XI: Crack Online.....

Perhaps in the near future we may encounter each other in
this fantastical world.....[counting that we are in the same
server world, mine being Valefor, you??].....if
not,..perhaps I could endure the lengths of purchasing a
World Pass to go forth in this endeavor.......

farewell like-minded,......and may you have the joys of a
million and one gods while on your journey through the
nascent wild.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-09-14 14:31 [#01334819]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



"Oh what trite!" spoke a dark elf in Norrath.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-09-14 17:44 [#01335003]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



*adds to favorites*


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-18 21:35 [#01339260]
Points: 2523 Status: Lurker | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #01334819



that was a terrible attempt at .......something.....which i
cannot exactly put my enlarged pseudopod on at this moment.

......


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-09-18 21:48 [#01339269]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict



the nail in the coffin of the late final fantasy series.


 


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