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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:07 [#01330811]
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i live in south florida, and we're about to get slammed with another hurricane...for the 3rd time in a month.
why does jesus hate us so?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330815]
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ha ha ha ha
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330816]
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i'm damned serious man. what the fuck did we ever do? besides produce gloria esefan.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330817]
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get some moon boots!!
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330818]
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he's trying to wipe florida off the map before you guys can screw up this election too.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330819]
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move to england where it pisses down all the time then
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330821]
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do you know of where i can purchase a pair or two? is that you or a blow up asian sex toy doll as your avatartar?
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330823]
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Hey, the problem of evil has been solved - Free Will.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330825]
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gloria esefan is bad enough. hope you are ok though!
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330826]
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i don't think destroying the state will save the elections. only george bush being shot in the face with a cannon ball with save the election at this point.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330828]
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its payback time for dr. beat
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330829]
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its me
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330831]
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we'll be all right. i just need to get more booze and bud. luckily i'm staying with my girlfriend and she likes to have sex in the rain. while inside, of course..
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:11 [#01330833]
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i do not believe that you are really a blow up doll. your fingers are made of thin plastic, how could you possibly type?
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:12 [#01330836]
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asl?
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:14 [#01330840]
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21/m/southflorida
u hve pix? du u traf0r?
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:17 [#01330843]
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i think we should cyber.
r u n ?
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:18 [#01330845]
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haha
okay i'll start. i'm taking off your spagehtti strapped shirt with pineapple and strawberry print. i gnaw on your naked elbow for a minute...
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330849]
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*slowly backs out of thread*
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330850]
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:D
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330851]
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No this is a photograph of a real human of asian decent
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:21 [#01330853]
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d'oh i lost another one.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:21 [#01330855]
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oh okay hah i'm pretty stupid.
http://img1.imagetown.net/15520700.jpg/
updated map of the hurricanes 'progress'
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:22 [#01330856]
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p.s. how did you know i was wearing spaghetti straps?
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:22 [#01330857]
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http://img1.imagetown.net/15520700.jpg/ oh so that's what that's for
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330861]
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[lame]
i could smell the sauce from here.
[/end lame]
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330863]
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i've got a buddy in west palm. he made it through frances without a scratch... i hope ivan doesn't fuck him up russian style.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330864]
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-10 10:24 [#01330868]
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not quite ;oD
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:30 [#01330877]
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oh shit another doll, this time bathing. quite amazing what those fine japanese can do nowadays.
yea, we made out pretty well with the last two. my house is still boreded up and out of power, but there was no damage. predicting the path of a hurricane is like trying to predict the lottery. only a few thousand people's lives will be ruined and a few of them even ended..
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-10 10:33 [#01330881]
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AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! That actually legitimately scared me.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:35 [#01330883]
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the girl? it scared me in the best way possible...
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:41 [#01330887]
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those last two posts are awesome!
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:50 [#01330894]
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very pretty, but she looks 11.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:51 [#01330895]
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virginpusher: i find you intriguing. how do you feel about onions?
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:01 [#01330906]
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hey somejerk i'm that guy from LJ that made that FL_IDM thing, what upppp
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:03 [#01330908]
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and yes, the hurricanes keep mildly kicking our ass here in Daytona Beach. No major damage, just enough to be annoying as fuck and enforce cerfews.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:03 [#01330910]
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hey whatsup man. i'm slacking at work, as per usual.
you going to the otto show tonight??
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:04 [#01330911]
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well that answers my question, you live far as hell. shite.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:15 [#01330922]
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Hi i am a panda.
Also onions can be good in the right situation. Sometimes you might want fried onions on a burger but sometimes you might hardball an onion at your bestfriend.
I hate olives though and anyone who smells like them.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330942]
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i don't smell like olives, but i really like to eat them. do you dislike just the black ones or do you not discriminate?
are there different types of pandas? or are they their own little..uh...animal group?
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330943]
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Is disney okay? No 7 foot mice flying past the windows?
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330944]
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I hate un-cooked onions. Usually they are way too fresh on burgers and it's gross, so I always request burger sans-onion.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:31 [#01330947]
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disney is 400 miles from here, so i wouldn't really know..
ah, i love onions. i ate curried chicken with onions and green bell peppers last night. it was 80% onions and i loved every second of it. i used to hate them, but man i can't get enough of em now.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:42 [#01330957]
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Well i dont like olives at all. One time they made me sad so i dont like them.
There are Giant pandas which i like and then there are red pandas that are ripoffs and smaller and not as good. They look like rodents.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:44 [#01330961]
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oooh okay. i know i've heard of the red ones, they're more brown than red. i guess its a slight red hue or something.
how did they make you sad? did they make fun of you? or does their strange 'x' hole intimidate you..
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:58 [#01330974]
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Well this one time me and qrter were walking down the street and we saw Jenny Chris. Qrter was making fun of jenny chris and i pushed him down because i wanted to take his shoes.
But then this olive appeared. It told qrter in this big mean voice "qrter, i think you should go now" so qrter told me that he would see me at the hotdog stand.
The olive yelled at me for pushing jenny chris for no reason and the olive said i was a dummy because someone coulda got hurt. He told me that jenny chris was hurt cuz he scraped his knee.
The olive told me i was a "big meanie" and i should really think things through. The olive made me apologize to jenny chris. Then i stabbed the olive with a toothpick and put it in Ophecks bloody mary he was drinking. Then i took jenny chris' wallet and met qrter at the hotdog stand where i told him what had happened.
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 12:01 [#01330975]
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this reminds me of one of those madlib/fill in your name story things...
so back to the topic. hurricanes. killer fucking hurricanes. in my back and front yard. waiting...
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-09-10 12:08 [#01330978]
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you need to move out then have it always been like that or have the wether changed becuse the global worming
stop pollute the world isay
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somejerk
from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 12:13 [#01330982]
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it's most likely due to global warming.
gettign the world to stop pulluting at this point would everything. unless people start buying electric cars or walking to work, we're ALL fucked.
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